I owe my life to Mao Zedong

[Remix]

long story short, my paternal grandparents were missionaries in China. Without Mao's Cultural Revolution they never would have left the country and my parents never would have met. So yeah, I owe you one, you tyranical, communistic murderous dictator.

 

[I Suck Ass]

Well, that sucks/rocks.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Your welcome.

 

[Jonnie Walker]

Cool story bro!

 

[The Crock]

Fuck off Jonnie.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

That's Very Interesting Actually.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

 

[The People's Peep]

I cant think of a better time to use this.

 

[Jonnie Walker]

Fuck off Jonnie.

Suck my Crock.

 

[The Crock]

Don't mind if I do.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

That really, actually, was a cool story.

 

[Jonnie Walker]

That really, actually, was a cool story.

I know, that's why I said it was.

 

[.]

I know, that's why I said it was.

Do yu even know what "Cool Story bro" means?

 

[Jonnie Walker]

Do yu even know what "Cool Story bro" means?

Yeah, but I sarcastically used sarcasm.