I Normally Get PMs Regarding Infractions I Gave Out Years Ago - A Shocking Twist

[Барбоса]

It's the only thing that comes from Scotland that I'll happily admit to liking.

Not a fan of television then

 

[¡Roján!]

Or telephones.

 

[Барбоса]

Or telephones.

Yeah, Alexander Graham Bell stole the design for the telephone before it could be patented and then patented it himself.

A true Scotsman.

 

[¡Roján!]

If stealing for economic benefit is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

 

[Lee]

Or penecillin.

 

[Барбоса]

Or penecillin.

Fleming only re-discovered penicillin. Different cultures have known about the healing properties of such fungi for millennia. Plus a Frenchman had published a thesis about penicillin in the last years of the 19th century.

 

[¡Roján!]

But only shcotland hash sean conerry's shexy acshent, JUNIOR.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Fuck you sir, fuck you.

+1

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

It's Iron Bru.......... IT'S TOTALLY OBVIOUS!

And go eat a pie Sam. I've allocated you a cherry an rhubarb pie, as it's all we've got left.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

I see that Irn Bru all the time. yet to try it though. Is it similar to anything in else to taste?

Tizer?

Spoiler

I don't suppose that really helps though..

OK, that was a little bit big.

 

[¡Roján!]

It's Iron Bru.......... IT'S TOTALLY OBVIOUS!

And go eat a pie Sam. I've allocated you a cherry an rhubarb pie, as it's all we've got left.

Pure dead brilliant.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Irn Bru's adverts have been as good* as the drink.

(*Pure dead brilliant)

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm drunk. At a friend's house. After carrying a man home. Rest of the room is pitch black. What do I do? Ask Tastyles - he'll know.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Sorry - Tastycles. iPhone is burning my eyes. Dark room and that. Night.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Oh God. Started a riot. The Canadian was right. Blood everywhere.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

So ye fuck you you racist I'm Irish.

And you're drunk. We should party.





There, this thread is back on track