I Normally Get PMs Regarding Infractions I Gave Out Years Ago - A Shocking Twist

[The Talon]

I love your avatar.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Steak. Sorry if that's too outlandish for you.

you need to go into more detail about this Steak Pie Sam.

 

[Tastycles]

Steak pie is normally either Steak and Ale, which tastes like ale or Steak and Kidney, which is upside down and smells like piss. I've never tried a Steak and Kidney pie, because it smells like piss. It's a shame because it's upside down nature is charming.

 

[Daniel]

Steak and kidney pie is OK. Steak and kidney pudding is amazing. Ignore the fact that it smells like piss.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The one that I eat - the one they do at The Valley - is just advertised as steak. No idea what else is in it. Horse meat, raddishes and dying dreams probably.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

The one that I eat - the one they do at The Valley - is just advertised as steak. No idea what else is in it. Horse meat, raddishes and dying dreams probably.

is it like a dessert Pie you eat with a plate & fork or is it a hand pie you can eat on the run?

 

[Uncle Sam]

It's flexible.

I am not, you will be surprised to learn, a culinary expert.

 

[The Talon]

You are ****.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'd make a joke about **** meaning cigarettes in England but such an abortion of a joke seems more your area. There you go - I teed one up for ya.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

It's flexible.

I am not, you will be surprised to learn, a culinary expert.

We call those Pot Pies here in America

You are ****.

you aren't gonna be happy until you call everyone a *** are you.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It's actually more of a square shape but I couldn't get any good pictures of that. Also, the steak isn't normally a pale yellow. Normally.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

pretty sure those pale yellow things are potatos

 

[Uncle Sam]

Man, you weren't joking - you are a chef.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

be nice Sam

 

[The Talon]

For the record, I was trying to make a cigarette joke. Sam apparently was the only brit that caught on to it. Apparently, Crock & you didn't.

 

[Sparky]

For the record, I was trying to make a cigarette joke. Sam apparently was the only brit that caught on to it. Apparently, Crock & you didn't.

Sure... Looking a little red there

 

[This Is My Name Thank You]

After reading all of this, I can say that I am now hungry.

Pie does sound good whatever it may be, Chicken, Steak, Kidney or hell, even a Broken Dream pie sounds good.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Steak Pie is pretty much excellence all the time...as long as it doesn't feature kidneys. Then it's weird.

 

[¡Roján!]

I'm still waiting for Scotland to stuff a whole chicken with Irn Bru and sheep guts, then deep fry it to make it modern.

 

[The Rob]

Chicken with Irn Bru sounds surprisingly interesting. I love chicken. I love Irn Bru... kinda sold on that. Keep the sheep-guts though...

 

[Sparky]

I see that Irn Bru all the time. yet to try it though. Is it similar to anything in else to taste?

 

[¡Roján!]

I see that Irn Bru all the time. yet to try it though. Is it similar to anything in else to taste?

You know when it rains, and water gets stuck in the nooks and cranny's of rusting iron girders? It's like that, but carbonated.

 

[Sparky]

You know when it rains, and water gets stuck in the nooks and cranny's of rusting iron girders? It's like that, but carbonated.

Mmmm rusty...

 

[The Rob]

I see that Irn Bru all the time. yet to try it though. Is it similar to anything in else to taste?

It's the only thing that comes from Scotland that I'll happily admit to liking.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

It's the only thing that comes from Scotland that I'll happily admit to liking.

Fuck you sir, fuck you.