Cena's Little Helper
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That I'm about to go to bed, and it's going to be fucking awesome. My eyelids are getting heavy as we speak, and this means that a REM-heavy night of slumber awaits me, one that will be full with fucking bad-ass dreams and that will have me looking like a paralyzed, drooling ****** to the woman that will climb in beside me in an hour or so.
So, for all of you assholes out there whose eyes feel sore and itchy, who are coming close to being insensate, and whose brain-power is dwindling by the minute because of lack of sleep, I just want to let you know that the Bed Fairy's about to take me to mother-fucking Shangri-La.
So, for all of you assholes out there whose eyes feel sore and itchy, who are coming close to being insensate, and whose brain-power is dwindling by the minute because of lack of sleep, I just want to let you know that the Bed Fairy's about to take me to mother-fucking Shangri-La.