I hope I get this job

[Scotty]

At a Direct TV call center. My list of things are as follows.

- Starting out at $7.75 and hour with the possibility of making $9.50 per hour by the end of the year.

- Full benefits including 401k, Life Insurance, Health Insurance, Dental, and Vision.

- Free Direct TV will the full plan including all HBO, Showtime, Cinemax etc...

- Oh yeah, did I forget to mention FREE NFL SUNDAY TICKET?

Of course I haven't gotten the job yet, but they are hiring about 50 people so there is a great probability that I will get it.

 

[Super Hans]

Sounds good,hope you get it fella.

 

[Merwin]

i hope you get it you seem capable of talking alot and being convincing

 

[Coco]

Yeah, but really, what's HBO got these days? Treme? Puh-lease.

 

[gd]

True Blood.

 

[Coco]

Two years ago wants its fad back.

 

[gd]

More rape and homosexuality in it that other vampire productions. Or so I've heard.

 

[Scotty]

Showtime has Dexter sooooo......

 

[Scotty]

Yeah, I got the job.

 

[Super Hans]

congrats

 

[Scotty]

Thanks.

 

[Fuel The Fire]

Way to go!!!!

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Congratulations Scotty

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

bastard..... I WANT FREE DIRECT TV!

 

[INDYjon22]

Very awesome, Scotty. Now we can discuss Dexter when it begins later this year.

 

[Scotty]

And the free football. I only have to pay for the equipment. The HR lady who hired me said she has HD DVR and every channel sans the PPV's for like 15 dollars a month.

 

[INDYjon22]

That is pretty nice. Sounds like a sweet deal.

 

[Scotty]

I had to sit there uncomfortably waiting to be interviewed while the giant Dexter sign stared at me.

 

[INDYjon22]

Worth it in the end though.

 

[Scotty]

I can't say anything. If I am brutally murdered, I would like it to be either Dexter or Michael Myers.

 

[INDYjon22]

For some reason I read Michael Myers as Michael Hayes at first and then wondered why you would want to be killed by Michael Hayes.

 

[Scotty]

Because he is blacker then Mark Henry.

 

[INDYjon22]

Hey, you're a rep power 2. When did that happen?

 

[Scotty]

Long time ago. Closer to a rep power of 3 now.

 

[INDYjon22]

Oh how observant I am.