I have met the man with the best name in the world

[Hollywood Naitch]

He is a client at work.

His real name is Vic Valentine (sweet name anyway, right?)

It is now- Vic Nymphomaniac Fireball Dinasaur Warrior Valentine

When I asked him is that actually his name, he showed me ID and said he changed it because it was funny. Brilliant!

 

[D-Man]

I knew a guy named "Manly Beard" once.

 

[Alex]

I thought you'd met Benedict Cumberbatch

 

[Johnny Scumm]

What a fucking legend.

Although Benedict Cumberbatch does come second.

 

[justinsayne]

I work for a mail presort company, we get literally hundreds of thousands of letters coming through a day, some of the names of people who's mail we're sorting through, would leave you in tears. We used to have a binder full of funny/awesome names we found in the mail but upper management found out & made us get shed it for legal reasons.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

1. He spelled dinosaur wrong.

2. That pales in comparison to Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster.

3. STORMY

 

[Remy LaCroix]

A guy bought some porn and paid with a debit card. I glanced at his name on the card: Royal Payne.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

1. He spelled dinosaur wrong.

Thank fuck someone else noticed.

 

[The Rob]

And I thought meeting someone called Wayne Ker was funny.

 

[Police Penis Sucking Goat Fucker]

No lie I met a guy named Harry Weiner he lives in my grandpas neighborhood

 

[Theo Mays]

I knew a guy named "Manly Beard" once.

You're welcome for that experience of a lifetime.

 

[GI Cake]

I once dated a chick named Hanna Hymen. We broke up because I couldn't stop giggling when she introduced me to her father, Harry.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

WARRIOR! WARRIOR!




And by god Vic Valentine is a sweet territory days name.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

1. He spelled dinosaur wrong.

No that was just my error.

Mr Valentine's spelling was 100% spot on.

 

[Poop Master Flex]

There was a dude in Calgary for many years named Holding Pecker. I never figured out how he got that name but was intrigued nonetheless.

I thought it was a joke but I look in the phone book and sure enough Holding Pecker was listed.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

In school my friends and I looked up some funny names in an online phone book, and pranked called them.

Mr Shitter

Mr Willycummi

Those are the 2 I remember. Forgot to do "Private number" on my phone and Mr Shitter rang me back and gave me a mouthful of abuse, the cunt.