I dove into a fence

[BooCocky]

playing 3 on 3 basketball... I got this bruise on my arm. Hurts like hell...

 

[Blue Chipper]

Cool story, bro! Just kidding, Brian.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Did you go to the E.R.? It sounds awful.

 

[BooCocky]

Nope... I still played. At 24 I still get too damn competitive so I hate losing. Kind of regret that now though...

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Damn that's badass.

Unless you lost of course.

 

[BooCocky]

No. I will never do it again though... lol

 

[The Crock]

(He lost.)

 

[BooCocky]

I did not. Lost the second game. Won the one I dove into the fence though..

 

[The Crock]

You still lost though, let's make that VERY clear.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

He also won a game in dramatic fashion while playing through a severe injury that could leave him crippled for life.

 

[The Crock]

I shudder at the thought of that being his *********ion hand. What will he do now? He can't use a crippled mess. Use the other hand? Not worth it.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

He probably won't have time to *********e with all the tail he is going to be getting after that game.

 

[The Crock]

Hell yeah man, chicks dig a good hero. Shoulda saved a kitty while he was at it.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I dove headfirst into wooden bleachers when I was 12. Shook that shit off.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Nobody cares.

 

[The Crock]

...And LJL OBVIOUSLY gets more tail than anybody. Just because of his heroism at age 12.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Age 12 was a rough year. Ran into a seesaw playing football and someone had the bright idea to throw a Frisbee three feet behind my head.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I dove into a subway and then took out like 30 guys

 

[TSG]

Yeah, I can feel ya bro. I tear my body up in basketball games. I ain't a great shooter and I'm not really athletic, so I just play hard D and hustle a lot. The floor in our gym and I are very acquainted.