I can no longer feel guilty flirting to girls on WZ...

[The Rob]

... because the bitch I now call my ex girlfriend has dumped me after 2 months to the day of nothing but her being a controlling waste of time. Shit sex, shit kisser, shit company, down right lazy and a waste of 61 precious days of my life. Fuck her!

 

[FromTheSouth]

Why did you stay with her so long? It's girls that try to change guys. You're supposed to find someone good, corrupt her a little, and then try like hell to make sure she only uses what you taught her on you.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Those are the best though.

 

[The Rob]

Why did you stay with her so long? It's girls that try to change guys. You're supposed to find someone good, corrupt her a little, and then try like hell to make sure she only uses what you taught her on you.

Men doing stupid things when their in love... or so I'm told. I wasen't in love, just down right stupid.

 

[D-Man]

****es... they're all ****es I tell ya... nothing but moist holes to stick your ding-a-ling into.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Trees have moist holes, and they aren't nearly as high maintenance.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

You're a trooper, Rob. That's for sure.

 

[The Rob]

I don't recall ever being called a trooper. What do you mean? Sorry if that sounds dumb (which it does).

 

[gd]

You can have internet sex with whoever you want now.

 

[The Rob]

You can have internet sex with whoever you want now.

Internet sex FTL... but I still wouldn't say no to it once in a while.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

I don't recall ever being called a trooper. What do you mean? Sorry if that sounds dumb (which it does).

It's an American term for admiring you putting up with the shit you had to. Troopers go through a lot of stuff, hence the term.

 

[The Rob]

It's an American term for admiring you putting up with the shit you had to. Troopers go through a lot of stuff, hence the term.

Well cheers for that man.

 

[Phoenix]

I know the pain you feel man, but well done for putting up with it and you can now move on to better things, you are a trooper like Lariat said.

 

[OIL]

Proper lad right there. Slagging her off when it's finished.

High five buddy.

 

[Milkyway!]

Why is it, that everyone feels the need to slander their ex's? You spent 61 days with the chick, you could have ended it at any which point. You're just as lazy as she is, for not breaking it off.

 

[The Rob]

Why is it, that everyone feels the need to slander their ex's? You spent 61 days with the chick, you could have ended it at any which point. You're just as lazy as she is, for not breaking it off.

Scared more like.

Seriously she would of chopped my penis off with a butchers knife she once stole from Jigsaw from the Saw movies. Or she would of got her gay brother to bum me. In other words, I didn't have the guts to do the deed earlyer. Any besides, it was alright at the time.

 

[The Rob]

Proper lad right there. Slagging her off when it's finished.

High five buddy.

*high five*

 

[Ty Burna]

Why is it, that everyone feels the need to slander their ex's? You spent 61 days with the chick, you could have ended it at any which point. You're just as lazy as she is, for not breaking it off.

It's just a natural thing. Every story that involves an ex of mine usually starts off with:

"So I was going out with this ****ty cuntbag of an ex girlfriend at the time....."

Every single ex of mine is like that, I can't stand any of em. As far staying in the relationship for 61 days, well us men are suckers and try to make miracles out of nothing, we like the challenge of trying to get it to work. And trust me Milky, they slander us just as much. Only problem is, when we tell our boys about it, they think: Cool that chic is easy to get. Our exes tell their friends about us and they think: Why would I ever wanna go out with someone like that?

 

[Tastycles]

I don't really have exes. My closest things are both pretty cool though, I still regularly talk to them.

 

[The Rob]

Who knows, maybe me and my ex will end up being good friends, but as of right now, I wanna drop kick her!

 

[The Rob]

I've also just realised a real upside to breaking up with her. Her birthday is on November 8th, which is two days before Modern Warfare 2 is released. So now, I can no longer feel gulity about spending that entire weekend drinking beer, eating pizza and playing COD.

 

[Bernkastel]

Men doing stupid things when their in love... or so I'm told. I wasen't in love, just down right stupid.

or they just want sex, I have a friend that's doing the same thing

 

[CH David]

Cheers Rob, now she can go back to being a bitch in her crazy family.

 

[The Rob]

Cheers Rob, now she can go back to being a bitch in her crazy family.

Absolutely.

 

[Coco]

shit kisser

Gross. I hope you made her brush her teeth diligently before she kissed you.