Hulk Hogan Parody Jokes

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Adult Film Company Releasing a Parody on Hulk Hogan & His Family
By Marc Middleton
Aug 24, 2011 - 6:18:06 PM

- Adult film company Third Degree Films is releasing a parody based on the Hogan family titled "Official Hogan Knows Best Porn Parody." Below is the description and cover photo:

"In this pants-wettingly funny parody, Hulk Hogan has a lot more on his hands than just his wife and kids! Follow the nation’s favorite wrestling hero and his super-tanned reality TV family as they heat up their Florida mansion with moves you won’t see in the ring! After downing a bucket of steroids and Viagra, the Hulkster calls a hooker to calm him down, giving new meaning to the ‘choke hold’ and ‘piledriver!’ Meanwhile Brooke catches hell for wearing a ****ty shirt, which doesn’t seem to bother her boyfriend Bill, and Nick entertains Brooke’s horny friend Lexi, leaving his nerdy pal Linc to get it on with Linda! With this sex-crazed family all living under one roof, you’ll want to make sure you’ve got a ring-side seat!"

Jokes
Well you know the Hulk Hogan character won't let anyone on top of him for more than 2.9 seconds.

They should make a spin off called "Brooke Blows Best

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Will hulk penetrate ring rats with a hilariously oversized "26 inch python"?

 

[Raven]

*crickets*

 

[Turd Ferguson]

*crickets*

That was a legitimate question, you fucking dope.

Because that would be hilarious and make this drivel worth watching.