How Long...

[TheOneBigWill]

I'm sure Erin is laughing a little too...

This also reminds me of the mandible claw, only well, not in the mouth.

Also, we can't have this conversation about Wrestling related sexual remarks.. without bringing up..

Danny Doring's "Wham, Bam, Thank You Ma'am".

Or his entire fucking moveset, for that matter.

 

[NSL]

This also reminds me of the mandible claw, only well, not in the mouth.

Also, we can't have this conversation about Wrestling related sexual remarks.. without bringing up..

Danny Doring's "Wham, Bam, Thank You Ma'am".

Or his entire fucking moveset, for that matter.

Very, very true...

The "Van Terminator" sounds like it'd be fun...

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Oh is that like the Bang Bus, but in a van?

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

As a parent, I can't condone underage kids watching porn. It's a "do as I say, not as I did" kind of thing...



I doubt they'd be fucking anything without porn.



I'm being hypothetical tdigs. Way to bring all your intelligence into a thread dedicated to fucking hot pornstars that will smile, look you in the eyes, and ask for a hot load of salty protein on their tits...



I watch a lot of porn (shocking, I know), and I've never had any complaints.



This may be the greatest thing you've ever said Milk. Rep coming.



Scratch that. This is. Sex is best when compared to wrestling. Everything from the chokeout, to the takedown, to the "Spear", the "Gore", and the ever popular "Last Ride"...

ever tried the figure four?, yes it's like fucking a pretsil and gets a bit to technical, and with a bit of renevating the chokeslam can be used in a rather kinky fashion!

 

[Dexter]

ever tried the figure four?, yes it's like fucking a pretsil and gets a bit to technical, and with a bit of renevating the chokeslam can be used in a rather kinky fashion!

I already beat you to the figure four reference, you unoriginal hack.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Geez...You and tdigs...Both raining on the parade. This is all hypothetical, dumbass. In wrestling terms, "kayfabe"...

Maybe if this was about women we'd never seen fucked six ways to Sunday (e.g., SI swimsuit models or Playmates) we'd be able to offer you a bright, sunny day.

With these types of women, I'd last just as long as I normally do: between 15 and 25 minutes. For men, sex is all about the mind, while for women it's all about the touch. During the act, if I come at all, I have to concentrate very hard to get the task done.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

I already beat you to the figure four reference, you unoriginal hack.

What about the pedigree?, if you catch my drift position her mouth while you have her arms grasped and bingo!!

I would have that incentive just to drop her on her head like triple H and pin her for the three count!