How Long...

[Dexter]

So much better

I'm a fan of the "Attitude Adjustment" myself. Best way to put a bitch back in line is to sex her all night.

There's also the "Rude Awakening", "Flying Firecrotch Guillotine", and the "Canadian Destroyer"

Sometimes when I get really into it, I'll slap on the Figure Four Leg Lock and then, when I'm done, it's time for the GTS.

 

[NSL]

Sometimes when I get really into it, I'll slap on the Figure Four Leg Lock and then, when I'm done, it's time for the GTS.

I forgot about the "GTS"..."Rear Naked Choke" almost seems too perfect. "Burning Hammer" sounds like a move no one should do in bed...Makes me picture crabs and itchiness

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

I'm being hypothetical tdigs. Way to bring all your intelligence into a thread dedicated to fucking hot pornstars that will smile, look you in the eyes, and ask for a hot load of salty protein on their tits...

How do you know its salty NSL? Personal experience or just....word of mouth? [giggles like a school girl]

 

[NSL]

How do you know its salty NSL? Personal experience or just....word of mouth? [giggles like a school girl]

This should go in the Late Night Advice thread, but here goes:

ALWAYS make sure a girl isn't trying to rainbow kiss you...

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Well, wouldnt that be kinda easy to avoid?

Firstly, why are you allowing her 'essence' in your mouth in the first place?

 

[Dexter]

This should go in the Late Night Advice thread, but here goes:

ALWAYS make sure a girl isn't trying to rainbow kiss you...

Another? Keep your mouth shut when you *********e...

 

[NSL]

Well, wouldnt that be kinda easy to avoid?

Firstly, why are you allowing her 'essence' in your mouth in the first place?

It isn't easy to avoid. I assumed she swallowed.

And, I'm guessing you don't eat the pink taco...

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

When I eat the pink taco, I dont take the eggy suprise

 

[NSL]

When I eat the pink taco, I dont take the eggy suprise

So, you don't make her cum? What the fuck kind of man are you?!

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

I was under the impression a rainbow kiss involved her taking my cum and me taking her period blood and then exchange.

Rainbow kissing
a woman performs ******io on a man and keeps his 'juices' in her mouth, then the man performs cunnilingus on the woman, whilst she is menstruating, and also keeps her 'juices' in his mouth, they then kiss passionately making one big assed sloppery rank-as-fuck mess.

Of course I make her cum, chivalry isnt dead. but I dont want to end up looking like Tommy Dreamer in your avatar.

 

[NSL]

I was under the impression a rainbow kiss involved her taking my cum and me taking her period blood and then exchange.

Of course I make her cum, chivalry isnt dead. but I dont want to end up looking like Tommy Dreamer in your avatar.

I always just took it as having her love-juice in there, not blood. Interesting take. Quite the misunderstanding that was...

 

[Dexter]

NSL, I think you're referring to a "snowball".

 

[NSL]

NSL, I think you're referring to a "snowball".

No, that's when a girl tries to spit the cum in your mouth. I think I'd kill her. This was clearly a rainbow kissing incident. We were 69'ing, and went to kiss, and stupid me didn't check to make sure it was gone...

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Okay, so I don't wanna sound better than thou or anything.. but why would my load blow quicker with a Pornstar.. than with a regular girl? Because a pornstar is meant to be hotter/better?

If anything, I think I'd go longer with a pornstar - just because after starting, I'd mid-way through start to think how many other dicks have fucked this shit, then start to lose a bit of hardness, then hear a moan or feel a random unknown tongue in my ass (because pornstars have that ability, to tongue you in the ass from no where) and get hard again, then start to question if this bitch has an STD and lose a bit of hardness, followed by a question of uncertainty if I should just pull out now, or not, then notice her begin to squirt everywhere and get hard again and finish up... with a trip to the Doctor, first thing in the morning, to make sure my shit hadn't been destroyed.

So.. what I'm saying is.. probably just as long as with anyone else, because a pussy is a pussy.. except for one thats been fucked a thousand times. Then its a small canyon.

 

[NSL]

Okay, so I don't wanna sound better than thou or anything.. but why would my load blow quicker with a Pornstar.. than with a regular girl? Because a pornstar is meant to be hotter/better?

If anything, I think I'd go longer with a pornstar - just because after starting, I'd mid-way through start to think how many other dicks have fucked this shit, then start to lose a bit of hardness, then hear a moan or feel a random unknown tongue in my ass (because pornstars have that ability, to tongue you in the ass from no where) and get hard again, then start to question if this bitch has an STD and lose a bit of hardness, followed by a question of uncertainty if I should just pull out now, or not, then notice her begin to squirt everywhere and get hard again and finish up... with a trip to the Doctor, first thing in the morning, to make sure my shit hadn't been destroyed.

So.. what I'm saying is.. probably just as long as with anyone else, because a pussy is a pussy.. except for one thats been fucked a thousand times. Then its a small canyon.

Geez...You and tdigs...Both raining on the parade. This is all hypothetical, dumbass. In wrestling terms, "kayfabe"...

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Geez...You and tdigs...Both raining on the parade. This is all hypothetical, dumbass. In wrestling terms, "kayfabe"...

OH! Well then, if its in Wrestling terms..

I'd probably work over a single body part for a while, before being double teamed from her valet, who in the end delivers an effective low blow, all whilst having some terrible commentary by Micheal Cole talking about me being Vintage and coming back in the end.

Hows that?

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

I'd probably work over a single body part for a while, before being double teamed from her valet, who in the end delivers an effective low blow, all whilst having some terrible commentary by Micheal Cole talking about me being Vintage and coming on her back in the end.

Fixed.

If it weren't hypothetical, Sativa Rose would see my pasty white, WWE loving body and run.

 

[NSL]

OH! Well then, if its in Wrestling terms..

I'd probably work over a single body part for a while, before being double teamed from her valet, who in the end delivers an effective low blow, all whilst having some terrible commentary by Micheal Cole talking about me being Vintage and coming back in the end.

Hows that?

I wasn't trying to keep it in wrestling terms, but Milk handled that.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Fixed.

If it weren't hypothetical, Sativa Rose would see my pasty white, WWE loving body and run.

If I were single, and if I ever had half a chance with Jenna Haze or Katie Morgan.. I'd fucking deliver a Stunner to them so fast. Let me just run down the moves that'd go on in that match-up.

Stunner
Sweet Chin Music
Rock Bottom
The Worm
The Stroke
The Show Stopper
Sharpshooter

.
.
.
.
and for an extra added bit of kinkiness to end it.. a Twist of Fate.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

If I were an islander, the Samoan Spike would be essential.

But I'm not, so its just the shooting star press I use.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I have to recall James Storm's "8 Second Ride" and kinda laugh a little.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Would it be totally unnecessary to say "Stinkface"?

 

[NSL]

I have to recall James Storm's "8 Second Ride" and kinda laugh a little.

I'm sure Erin is laughing a little too...

 

[NSL]

Would it be totally unnecessary to say "Stinkface"?

Definitely not. I don't think your woman would appreciate it though...

 

[HEEL Blazy]

I wouldn't even get my pants off...