How Long...

[NSL]

...would you really last in bed with your favorite pornstar? We all like to say "I'd fuck her all night", but I think it's more like "I'd pull off my pants, and make a mess on the floor"...

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

If by porn star, you mean my hot friend Sophia, I'd say you're right.

 

[NSL]

If by porn star, you mean my hot friend Sophia, I'd say you're right.

Considering you're 16(?), you shouldn't have a favorite porn star anyway

 

[Coco]

Really? The only reason I knew most of what I did sexually at 16 was because of porn. Great stuff in many ways.

Very misleading in others.

 

[Kanye South]

Without porn, most people would be fucking clueless in bed.

 

[Coco]

Indeed. I'm sure I'd have tried putting my penis in someone's belly button at least once if I didn't have videos to properly educate me.

 

[Kanye South]

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

I probably wouldn't even finish. In real life, pornstars never have the same appeal as they do in your fantasies.

 

[Tastycles]

I think porn is pretty much why most people are fucking clueless in bed.

 

[Kanye South]

It depends on the girl, Tasty. Some people will try to do some exotic shit they see in a porno on the wrong girl, and instead of getting good sex, they get a kick in the balls and get called a pervert.

However, I'm pretty sure that most people would not know where to put their penis would it not be for porn.

 

[The Doctor]

I wouldn't last. At all. I'd glance in her general direction and explode in my pants.

 

[Milkyway!]

...would you really last in bed with your favorite pornstar? We all like to say "I'd fuck her all night", but I think it's more like "I'd pull off my pants, and make a mess on the floor"...

I wouldn't make it long, with anyone right now. Seeing as how I've never had sex, I assume my fucking tolerance is low? (Or whatever the term is to say you'd cum easily)

 

[Dexter]

I wouldn't make it long, with anyone right now. Seeing as how I've never had sex, I assume my fucking tolerance is low? (Or whatever the term is to say you'd cum easily)

I think the commonly accepted term is "stamina" but yeah. I think just about everyone's first time was rather brief.

 

[Milkyway!]

I think the commonly accepted term is "stamina" but yeah. I think just about everyone's first time was rather brief.

Stamina makes me think of wrestling. I'd like to not picture sex as wrestling, anytime soon. Its bad enough we have to wear spandex >.>

My freshman year at weighins the guy I had to wrestle, was wearing a thong. Sigh, I was not delighted by the fact that I had to wrestle him.

 

[X]

You're a sinner Milk.

 

[Milkyway!]

You're a sinner Milk.

How do you figure?

 

[NSL]

Really? The only reason I knew most of what I did sexually at 16 was because of porn. Great stuff in many ways.

Very misleading in others.

As a parent, I can't condone underage kids watching porn. It's a "do as I say, not as I did" kind of thing...

Without porn, most people would be fucking clueless in bed.

I doubt they'd be fucking anything without porn.

I probably wouldn't even finish. In real life, pornstars never have the same appeal as they do in your fantasies.

I'm being hypothetical tdigs. Way to bring all your intelligence into a thread dedicated to fucking hot pornstars that will smile, look you in the eyes, and ask for a hot load of salty protein on their tits...

I think porn is pretty much why most people are fucking clueless in bed.

I watch a lot of porn (shocking, I know), and I've never had any complaints.

I wouldn't make it long, with anyone right now. Seeing as how I've never had sex, I assume my fucking tolerance is low? (Or whatever the term is to say you'd cum easily)

This may be the greatest thing you've ever said Milk. Rep coming.

Stamina makes me think of wrestling. I'd like to not picture sex as wrestling, anytime soon. Its bad enough we have to wear spandex >.>

Scratch that. This is. Sex is best when compared to wrestling. Everything from the chokeout, to the takedown, to the "Spear", the "Gore", and the ever popular "Last Ride"...

 

[Ty Burna]

Sex is best when compared to wrestling. Everything from the chokeout, to the takedown, to the "Spear", the "Gore", and the ever popular "Last Ride"...

This...this shall be taking the place in my sig. Oh and to answer the question, probably 4 minutes and 26 seconds.

 

[NSL]

This...this shall be taking the place in my sig. Oh and to answer the question, probably 4 minutes and 26 seconds.

That exact? You've fucked your favorite pornstar, haven't you?

 

[Milkyway!]

Scratch that. This is. Sex is best when compared to wrestling. Everything from the chokeout, to the takedown, to the "Spear", the "Gore", and the ever popular "Last Ride"...

I was thinking more along the lines of "Saturday Night Ride" "Ball and Chain" "Cheap shot" "Turk" Etc...all very sexual looking moves. Not the Spear, Gore, "Last Ride" and Chokeouts...

 

[Ty Burna]

That exact? You've fucked your favorite pornstar, haven't you?

If only the monitor was interactive, then yes.

 

[NSL]

I was thinking more along the lines of "Saturday Night Ride" "Ball and Chain" "Cheap shot" "Turk" Etc...all very sexual looking moves. Not the Spear, Gore, "Last Ride" and Chokeouts...

I used "Spear", "Gore", and "Last Ride" because of the wordplay. Same thing with the chokeouts, unless you're into auto-asphyxiation.

You can also add in the "Money Shot"...

 

[Milkyway!]

I used "Spear", "Gore", and "Last Ride" because of the wordplay. Same thing with the chokeouts, unless you're into auto-asphyxiation.

You can also add in the "Money Shot"...

We have sexual names for ours, and they look sexual. So my word play > Yours!

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Well, as far as with my favorite pornstar, I'd last as long as I normally do with anyone, since my fave, Shyla Stylez, has similar traits to my ex, whom I went an average of 7-19 minutes with.

And it is similar to wrestling, using the "Muscle Buster", the "Stroke", the 'JACKHAMMER', and of course, the Asaii Moonsault.

 

[NSL]

And it is similar to wrestling, using the "Muscle Buster", the "Stroke", the 'JACKHAMMER', and of course, the Asaii Moonsault.

So much better

I'm a fan of the "Attitude Adjustment" myself. Best way to put a bitch back in line is to sex her all night.

There's also the "Rude Awakening", "Flying Firecrotch Guillotine", and the "Canadian Destroyer"