How Do You Feel...

[Cena's Little Helper]

when you hear people having sex in a room next to yours? If you've ever lived in a college dorm, then you've undoubtedly heard one of your hall mates getting busy with someone else. One of my roommates would get really grossed out by it, but I couldn't help but laugh uncontrollably.

 

[Lee]

depends which of my roomies it was....


I'd either react with very loud porn (not watch just thought it was funny)

or shout something like "give her one for me son!"

 

[X]

Depends on how good the lovin' is. Like you said, I used to hear that shit all the time at my dorm. If all I heard was them going at it for like 3 minutes, I'd laugh my ass off and imagine some poor fuck prematurely ejaculating and having an embarrassing "O" face.

The few times I heard people going at it for like 20 minutes + had me at first annoyed, and than just downright impressed. I felt like giving one guy a round of applause, swear to god I was watching the first Lord of the Rings movie, the moaning started when the film began and when the film ended I still heard them going at it. I wanted to find that guy and shake his hand. After he washed it of course.

 

[Razor]

This reminds me of a new invention of mine, it was thought up by my friend Stillmon and myself. We were rather high, but it's a very valid idea.

So, you wait until someone is having sex along your hall. You get their roommate (whom he has invariably sexiled) to give you the key to their room. You charge in, high-five the pitcher, smack the ass of the catcher, and take a picture. We called it a Bonerjam.

We have yet to pull it off successfully....but one of our friends has volunteered to be the subject of one if we can't get it done by November.

 

[X]

This reminds me of a new invention of mine, it was thought up by my friend Stillmon and myself. We were rather high, but it's a very valid idea.

So, you wait until someone is having sex along your hall. You get their roommate (whom he has invariably sexiled) to give you the key to their room. You charge in, high-five the pitcher, smack the ass of the catcher, and take a picture. We called it a Bonerjam.

We have yet to pull it off successfully....but one of our friends has volunteered to be the subject of one if we can't get it done by November.

Do we really need any more evidence that Razor deserves ROTY than that post?

 

[The Dewbliners]

This reminds me of a new invention of mine, it was thought up by my friend Stillmon and myself. We were rather high, but it's a very valid idea.

So, you wait until someone is having sex along your hall. You get their roommate (whom he has invariably sexiled) to give you the key to their room. You charge in, high-five the pitcher, smack the ass of the catcher, and take a picture. We called it a Bonerjam.

We have yet to pull it off successfully....but one of our friends has volunteered to be the subject of one if we can't get it done by November.

Epic!!! I'm impressed somebody stoned out of their gourde could come up that kind of idea, as my best blazed moments consisted of riding a neighbor kids tricycle to the nearest White Castle.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Do we really need any more evidence that Razor deserves ROTY than that post?

No one can compete with someone who has quotes from John Quincy Adams on their damn signatures!!

I'm Lariat. I have Stan Hansen as my sig. He knocked Vader's eye out. Vote for me.

 

[Lil Wes]

Depends on how good the lovin' is. Like you said, I used to hear that shit all the time at my dorm.

People fuck at Cornell?

 

[X]

People fuck at Cornell?

...Cornell?!?!?!

Man fuck Cornell, who the hell told you I went to Cornell?

 

[Lil Wes]

I thought you said Cornell?

Brown?

 

[X]

Damn right Brown. Cornell? Fuck that, bunch of stuck up *****es and prudes. The people you see at parties and hate? The really douchey ones? Yeah they're probably from Cornell.

 

[NSL]

I usually don't mind. I've done it to my fair share of people.

At my friend's house Wednesday night (the same friend who had a baby 3 weeks ago), they started going at it, I opened the door, and politely said "In case you want another one keeping you awake until 3am, you should quit bumping uglies"

They stopped, and will probably never start again...

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

All the bitches I was with in college were loud. Twas funny. Now, everything's more 'mature'. Quiet and stuff. Bed still squeaks though.

 

[Miko]

I wank to the noises

 

[Tastycles]

I'm not bothered by it. The girl in the room next to my girlfriend was a classic, but they always finished after about 1 minute. Well done, son.

 

[J-Dogg]

I was staying at a friends place after night out and some of the other guys with us crashed at his house, the thing is he brought this girl home and started fucking her, we could all hear them. We where in the lounge room and so we crept near his bedroom door, we just started laughing and ran back to the lounge room. So in my opinion it doesn't matter to me i react with laughter or ask if i can have my turn with the chick afterwards.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

I wank to the noises

Classic Miko!

 

[My$terio_Fan]

Gurrrr! Last school year, first semester I shared a dorm with a random roomate. He brought a girl home one night and I was on my computer and they started fucking! I went and slept in my car.

Another time I come home around 3am. Go to lay in my bed, to find a half naked tramp sleeping in it. Needless to save 2nd semester I was roomateless...

 

[Mr. Steve]

This reminds me of a new invention of mine, it was thought up by my friend Stillmon and myself. We were rather high, but it's a very valid idea.

So, you wait until someone is having sex along your hall. You get their roommate (whom he has invariably sexiled) to give you the key to their room. You charge in, high-five the pitcher, smack the ass of the catcher, and take a picture. We called it a Bonerjam.

We have yet to pull it off successfully....but one of our friends has volunteered to be the subject of one if we can't get it done by November.

That should go international, Razor.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Gurrrr! Last school year, first semester I shared a dorm with a random roomate. He brought a girl home one night and I was on my computer and they started fucking! I went and slept in my car.

Another time I come home around 3am. Go to lay in my bed, to find a half naked tramp sleeping in it. Needless to save 2nd semester I was roomateless...

If you weren't attracted to men, I'd flame you for the last paragraph.

 

[My$terio_Fan]

If you weren't attracted to men, I'd flame you for the last paragraph.

Ugh! I don't need some some bimbo messing my power ranger blankets. And to make matters worse my roomate was an ugo...total ugo :S

 

[SavageTaker]

*raised hand*

What's an ugo if you don't mind me asking?

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Ugh! I don't need some some bimbo messing my power ranger blankets. And to make matters worse my roomate was an ugo...total ugo :S

I just like to (literally) sleep with women. There's almost nothing better than having a warm body next to yours under the covers.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Except a warm body on top of you, on top of the covers. I love looking up at jigglin boobs.