Monkey_Mania
I Am The One Who Knocks
You sir, are a fun killer. Was it something about panda fucking that you didn't like? Not enough homo for you?
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Hey Dagger,
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Monkey_Mania
I Am The One Who Knocks
Too busy driving discussion? Hell, he's too busy deleting discussion.
Pepe Silvia
Occasional Pre-Show
Discussion... Discus. I want to play Ultimate.
Thanks, dick.
Thanks, dick.
Nonsense. Dagger is a shining example for all the mods of this forum.
Is it too early to promote him to G-Mod? He's just so good at his job.
justinsayne
Cody Rhodes is an excellant
G-mod? fuck that, just make him admin already, who needs KB & Sly if we got Dagger to run the place?
Pepe Silvia
Occasional Pre-Show
Hyorinmaru
Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens
I've missed you Monkey
Pepe Silvia
Occasional Pre-Show
All aboat
Monkey_Mania
I Am The One Who Knocks
Hell with that, I've already denounced my religion and placed Dagger as my new God. Everybody should bow down to greatness like this.
That is Extremely Extreme Ultimate Frisbee.
I still hate you.
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
Taking bear fucking to a whole 'nother level
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Hyorinmaru
Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
FunKay the Inevitable
People Like Me, We Don't Play
Haven't even noticed Dagger's posting, and I go into the WM 28 forum roughly once a day at least.
DirtyJosé
Best angle of all: retirement
BEAR...BEAR FUCKER!
Monkey_Mania
I Am The One Who Knocks
What in the absolute blue fuck did you think was going to happen?
Monkey_Mania
I Am The One Who Knocks
DirtyJosé;3693256 said:
The most important part of this thread for damn sure.
Nate DaMac
Fuck erbody but me
The fuck is going on now?
Monkey_Mania
I Am The One Who Knocks
Mainly me finding it funny that Dagger Dias deleted 3 posts in the April Fools Day WM thread. I realize they were a bit colorful and such but it didnt break any rules and it was just a satirical take on what the OP had asked.
SavageTaker
Everybody Has A Price!
Monkey, why aren't you perma-banned yet?
Thanks for bringing it up, reminded me I needed to infract you for your post in that thread.
JWGunslinger
Warrior Forever
DirtyJosé;3693256 said:
DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?!
Pepe Silvia
Occasional Pre-Show
DirtyJosé;3693256 said:
It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.