I watched Smackdown for the very first time in a LONG time tonight, and paid particular attention to the end of the Shawn Michaels vs. Rey Mysterio match, and could only shake my head at how far today's professional wrestling has fallen.
For those who are fairly new to the professional wrestling game, coming in some time over the last ten years, my next statement may actually shock you. Professional wrestling, for the longest time, strove for realism in its product, and did not make a mockery of itself in its matches. Take a moment to digest that fact, for the newer wrestling fans have probably never experienced wrestling in that way, unless watching it on archived footage released on WWE DVDs. Wrestling used to strive for realism in its matches, tried to preserve and protect the illusion of a real battle, even if the concept of it being scripted was the worst kept secret in entertainment. The matches, especially between the greats, played out in a truly believable and realistic fashion, and for one who didn't know that wrestling was scripted, they would never figure it out watching the matches of yore.
Unfortunately, wrestling today is no longer like that. The matches are obviously a scripted show, and completely lack any realism. Furthermore, the very essence of professional wrestling has been so completely tainted by past storylines and societal changes, that it becomes very difficult to ever find a wrestling superstar to lead pro wrestling into Golden Eras wrestling previous enjoyed. However, instead of speaking in generalities, allow me to point to specific examples.
1) Professional wrestling matches never end until both wrestlers get to perform their signature moves, no matter how ridiculous the set-up to those moves may be.
We've seen this repeatedly with Rey Mysterio, and how the only times wrestlers ever seem to lay on the second rope in wrestling any more is when they wrestle Mysterio. A wrestler who never lies on the ropes will do so three times in a Rey match. Even the most dim-witted wrestling fan (and that's saying a lot) would pick up this pattern. Take tonight for example. We saw two separate occasions of HBK lying on the second rope, we got to see the HBK nip-up and flying elbow drop, and even heard the commentators announce that combination usually resulted in HBK momentum.
Now, think about that for a second. HBK does those moves so often (every match) that the commentators mention how regular it happens. So we're to believe that HBK allows himself to get his ass kicked for 15 minutes and THEN thinks to do a nip-up and flying elbow drop? Why the fuck would he not do it sooner? Why not just kick a guy in the face to start and be done with the match? I understand that suspension of disbelief is necessary for wrestling, but it makes it too difficult when we see the same Signature Move endings to a match every week.
And Rey did the same thing, and it was no more believable. First, Rey hits HBK from the corner after HBK charges him. Naturally, HBK flies away from the contact...then remembers that Rey has to do a springboard move, and so he ridiculously staggers back toward Rey to get hit. Then, coincidentally I'm sure, HBK miraculously lands on the second rope, so Rey can hit his 619 kick. But, unlike all other competitors, HBK flies back further, just so he can get his Sweet Chin Music in. The last several minutes of the match were devoted solely to getting each wrestlers Signature Moves in, and the result was a complete lack of believability in the match.
Whatever happened to the days when wrestlers DIDN'T have to win a match by their signature moves? What ever happened to catching a guy by surprise and pinning him? Whatever happened to just wearing an opponent out so much he couldn't continue? Anymore, if a wrestler hasn't hit their finishing maneuver (many of which are completely ridiculous, but that's a thread to be discussed later), then you know the match is not going to end. It kills the realism of a match, and takes all power out of every other wrestling move.
2) Run-ins occur simply for the sake of occurring and have no meaning.
We saw this in the match as well, for after a 15-20 minute grueling match, in which Rey took all sorts of punishment 2 days before the Royal Rumble, Batista decides to run into the ring to do...what? Beat on Rey and HBK a little more? How much more damage can Batista do to a guy who just wrestled a 15-20 minute grueling match and just got kicked in the head?
Then he gets ready to whip up on Shawn Michaels...but luckily the WWE had Triple H's music queued up. Why? Who the fuck knows, HHH wrestled the first match of the night. I guess, as a precaution, the people who run the sound system just happen to get everyone's music spooled up and running. Or, maybe Triple H had made his way to the guerrilla position and told them to play his music so he could run out and save his friend. Because, as we all know, when you go to save your friend from getting beat down by a bully, you can't run out there without your music playing. Makes sense, right?
3) The existence of the "bad ass Face" completely ruin the whole purpose of professional wrestling.
And finally we get to what truly disgusted me about the Rey vs. HBK match. After Triple H and Batista conveniently find themselves out of the ring (which I didn't actually have a problem with...that's one of those staging directions you tolerate for the betterment of the show), we then have the Undertaker show up in the ring.
Now, let's paint the scene. You just had Rey Mysterio, a good guy, wrestle Shawn Michaels, another good guy, for a good solid 15 or 20 minutes. Then, both guys have to face the wrath of bad guy Batista. Finally, the good guy Undertaker comes to the ring, and what does he do?
First, he picks on the helpless prey of the two faces down in the ring, Rey and HBK, which is a heel move if I've ever seen one. Then, he grabs them both by the throat and chokes them, another heel move. Just out of curiosity here, why the fuck is he even bothering with Shawn Michaels, when his match on Sunday is with Rey, and he already denied HBK another match? Then, in the ultimate act of cowardice and heelish behavior, he picks both of the incredibly weakened wrestlers up by the throat and chokeslams them to the mat. And, of course, the idiots in the crowd cheer.
Am I the only one who sees the problem here? If your "good guys" pick off, after the match, wrestlers who have already killed each other, chokes them, and then slams them by the throat, what do your heels have to do? Use a chainsaw to cut off someone's arm? It's ridiculous. The bad ass face has run completely amok, and it's totally destroyed the very essence of pro wrestling, which begins and ends with fans wanting to see bad guys do bad things and get punished by the heroes for it. But when good guys do bad and cowardly things, how can you boo the heels for doing the same thing?
It's absurd, and in my opinion, will be the reason that wrestling will NEVER see another boom period until the course rights itself. Until you can have a wrestler that everyone can get behind and support, because what he is doing is what everyone thinks he should be doing, most notably punishing bad people, then you can never again have the mega draw which leads a boom period.
Combine all of this together, and this match shows the complete unrealistic farce professional wrestling has turned into. And because the matches openly mock any attempt at realism, it makes it so much harder to suspend your disbelief and become emotionally invested in the show. It's an absolute tragedy to any real wrestling fan, who truly appreciates the art that professional wrestling used to be. And the Rey vs. HBK match tonight, did nothing more than highlight everything that is wrong in wrestling today. Make no mistake, this problem isn't limited to the WWE, their match just happened to be a shining demonstration.
My apologies for the very long opening post, but it was all needed. Feel free to give your opinions on what I wrote, not what you think is actually wrong with wrestling today. Address my comments...I'm not interested in hearing what YOU think is wrong with wrestling today.
For those who are fairly new to the professional wrestling game, coming in some time over the last ten years, my next statement may actually shock you. Professional wrestling, for the longest time, strove for realism in its product, and did not make a mockery of itself in its matches. Take a moment to digest that fact, for the newer wrestling fans have probably never experienced wrestling in that way, unless watching it on archived footage released on WWE DVDs. Wrestling used to strive for realism in its matches, tried to preserve and protect the illusion of a real battle, even if the concept of it being scripted was the worst kept secret in entertainment. The matches, especially between the greats, played out in a truly believable and realistic fashion, and for one who didn't know that wrestling was scripted, they would never figure it out watching the matches of yore.
Unfortunately, wrestling today is no longer like that. The matches are obviously a scripted show, and completely lack any realism. Furthermore, the very essence of professional wrestling has been so completely tainted by past storylines and societal changes, that it becomes very difficult to ever find a wrestling superstar to lead pro wrestling into Golden Eras wrestling previous enjoyed. However, instead of speaking in generalities, allow me to point to specific examples.
1) Professional wrestling matches never end until both wrestlers get to perform their signature moves, no matter how ridiculous the set-up to those moves may be.
We've seen this repeatedly with Rey Mysterio, and how the only times wrestlers ever seem to lay on the second rope in wrestling any more is when they wrestle Mysterio. A wrestler who never lies on the ropes will do so three times in a Rey match. Even the most dim-witted wrestling fan (and that's saying a lot) would pick up this pattern. Take tonight for example. We saw two separate occasions of HBK lying on the second rope, we got to see the HBK nip-up and flying elbow drop, and even heard the commentators announce that combination usually resulted in HBK momentum.
Now, think about that for a second. HBK does those moves so often (every match) that the commentators mention how regular it happens. So we're to believe that HBK allows himself to get his ass kicked for 15 minutes and THEN thinks to do a nip-up and flying elbow drop? Why the fuck would he not do it sooner? Why not just kick a guy in the face to start and be done with the match? I understand that suspension of disbelief is necessary for wrestling, but it makes it too difficult when we see the same Signature Move endings to a match every week.
And Rey did the same thing, and it was no more believable. First, Rey hits HBK from the corner after HBK charges him. Naturally, HBK flies away from the contact...then remembers that Rey has to do a springboard move, and so he ridiculously staggers back toward Rey to get hit. Then, coincidentally I'm sure, HBK miraculously lands on the second rope, so Rey can hit his 619 kick. But, unlike all other competitors, HBK flies back further, just so he can get his Sweet Chin Music in. The last several minutes of the match were devoted solely to getting each wrestlers Signature Moves in, and the result was a complete lack of believability in the match.
Whatever happened to the days when wrestlers DIDN'T have to win a match by their signature moves? What ever happened to catching a guy by surprise and pinning him? Whatever happened to just wearing an opponent out so much he couldn't continue? Anymore, if a wrestler hasn't hit their finishing maneuver (many of which are completely ridiculous, but that's a thread to be discussed later), then you know the match is not going to end. It kills the realism of a match, and takes all power out of every other wrestling move.
2) Run-ins occur simply for the sake of occurring and have no meaning.
We saw this in the match as well, for after a 15-20 minute grueling match, in which Rey took all sorts of punishment 2 days before the Royal Rumble, Batista decides to run into the ring to do...what? Beat on Rey and HBK a little more? How much more damage can Batista do to a guy who just wrestled a 15-20 minute grueling match and just got kicked in the head?
Then he gets ready to whip up on Shawn Michaels...but luckily the WWE had Triple H's music queued up. Why? Who the fuck knows, HHH wrestled the first match of the night. I guess, as a precaution, the people who run the sound system just happen to get everyone's music spooled up and running. Or, maybe Triple H had made his way to the guerrilla position and told them to play his music so he could run out and save his friend. Because, as we all know, when you go to save your friend from getting beat down by a bully, you can't run out there without your music playing. Makes sense, right?
3) The existence of the "bad ass Face" completely ruin the whole purpose of professional wrestling.
And finally we get to what truly disgusted me about the Rey vs. HBK match. After Triple H and Batista conveniently find themselves out of the ring (which I didn't actually have a problem with...that's one of those staging directions you tolerate for the betterment of the show), we then have the Undertaker show up in the ring.
Now, let's paint the scene. You just had Rey Mysterio, a good guy, wrestle Shawn Michaels, another good guy, for a good solid 15 or 20 minutes. Then, both guys have to face the wrath of bad guy Batista. Finally, the good guy Undertaker comes to the ring, and what does he do?
First, he picks on the helpless prey of the two faces down in the ring, Rey and HBK, which is a heel move if I've ever seen one. Then, he grabs them both by the throat and chokes them, another heel move. Just out of curiosity here, why the fuck is he even bothering with Shawn Michaels, when his match on Sunday is with Rey, and he already denied HBK another match? Then, in the ultimate act of cowardice and heelish behavior, he picks both of the incredibly weakened wrestlers up by the throat and chokeslams them to the mat. And, of course, the idiots in the crowd cheer.
Am I the only one who sees the problem here? If your "good guys" pick off, after the match, wrestlers who have already killed each other, chokes them, and then slams them by the throat, what do your heels have to do? Use a chainsaw to cut off someone's arm? It's ridiculous. The bad ass face has run completely amok, and it's totally destroyed the very essence of pro wrestling, which begins and ends with fans wanting to see bad guys do bad things and get punished by the heroes for it. But when good guys do bad and cowardly things, how can you boo the heels for doing the same thing?
It's absurd, and in my opinion, will be the reason that wrestling will NEVER see another boom period until the course rights itself. Until you can have a wrestler that everyone can get behind and support, because what he is doing is what everyone thinks he should be doing, most notably punishing bad people, then you can never again have the mega draw which leads a boom period.
Combine all of this together, and this match shows the complete unrealistic farce professional wrestling has turned into. And because the matches openly mock any attempt at realism, it makes it so much harder to suspend your disbelief and become emotionally invested in the show. It's an absolute tragedy to any real wrestling fan, who truly appreciates the art that professional wrestling used to be. And the Rey vs. HBK match tonight, did nothing more than highlight everything that is wrong in wrestling today. Make no mistake, this problem isn't limited to the WWE, their match just happened to be a shining demonstration.
My apologies for the very long opening post, but it was all needed. Feel free to give your opinions on what I wrote, not what you think is actually wrong with wrestling today. Address my comments...I'm not interested in hearing what YOU think is wrong with wrestling today.