Has Anyone Ever

[klunderbunker]

Been at a funeral and wanted to use the corpse for a ventriloquist dummy named Buster?

 

[Kermit]

Can't say that I have. But, I've only ever been to one funeral though.

 

[Bernkastel]

All the time; in fact I regularly crash funerals so that I can practice my act.

 

[Sully]

Yes, but I usually call her Sarah.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Been to over 100 of them. probably 30 open casket.

I can say unequivocally that the thought never crossed my mind.