Hardy Arrested on Sex Charges

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Mark Hardy, a former Kings player and currently an assistant coach, was arrested early Friday in Washington D.C., and charged with misdemeanor sex abuse.

Hardy was scheduled to appear in D.C. Superior court late Friday. It is possible he could be charged with a felony.

“We are aware of the charge. Due to the legal nature of this matter we will not have any additional comments at this time,” the Kings said in a statement.

Metropolitan Police Department spokesman Eric Frost said by phone Friday that the department has in custody “somebody by that name but we don’t know who he is. To us he’s another sexual abuse misdemeanor defendant in the lockup. If he’s a celebrity, it doesn’t matter to us.”

Frost said the department cannot release the identity of those who are arrested for privacy reasons. He said the suspect will go before a judge Friday in a show-cause hearing.

Hardy played for the Kings from 1979-88 and again from 1992-94 and has twice served as an assistant coach. He also played for the New York Rangers and Minnesota North Stars, and was an assistant coach with the Chicago Blackhawks.

A sad story for all involved, obviously.

 

[Cookie]

I assumed you meant Matt Hardy.

 

[future admin]

yeah, so did I cookie

 

[gd]

Silly kids, Matt doesn't have sex.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I read that as "Matt Hardy" for a second and my hopes were through the roof.

 

[X]

What the fuck is wrong with you Guy? What is with your unnatural hatred for the Hardys?

 

[Jonnie Walker]

I honestly thought that said Matt. Wait, who the fuck is Mark Hardy?

 

[gd]

I honestly thought that said Matt. Wait, who the fuck is Mark Hardy?

Not sure. If only there was a clue in the article.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

What the fuck is wrong with you Guy? What is with your unnatural hatred for the Hardys?

lol

 

[gd]

lol

Odds you murder one or both of them? I'd say 6 to 1.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

And I had an epic line to use for this, too.

"Guess when his song says 'I can slam a tornado', the tornado was a euphemism for pussy."

 

[Coco]

Matt has a record for getting paired up with women who are way out of his league.

On the other hand, it's Matt Hardy. Who's not out of his league?

 

[Kashagi]

Matt has a record for getting paired up with women who are way out of his league.

On the other hand, it's Matt Hardy. Who's not out of his league?

?

 

[Via Armbar]

Matt is 2 extreme for rape.

 

[Miko]

Matt always struck me as the surprise sex kind

 

[Ferbian]

I agree with Cookie, I thought it was Matt as well, would've been the only way he'd get any.

 

[santinoistight44]

jeez! what's with all the hate on matt? i used to love that guy! oh, and Steve Hennig, that was hilarious. haha
i thought it was matt hardy when i read it, and i was like, okay, didn't know he was on the Knicks.. then i looked up and was like, ohhhh.