Referee Justin King rings the bell and the match is underway. Noble goes to take Cade down with a leg sweep, but Cade dodges out of the way. Noble goes for it again and Cade is wise and kicks the hand of Noble as he goes in for the sweep. Cade jumps right onto the offensive as he clubs Noble in the back of the head. Cade gets off a series of kicks until referee King holds him back and allows Noble to recuperate. Noble gets back up and Cade shoves him into the ropes. Cade grabs Nobles arm and whips him across the ring and goes for a back body drop, but Noble greets Cade with a kick to the face. Noble now picks up on the offensive with a flurry of rights and lefts, and he tops it off with a dropkick that sends Cade to the outside.
Theo-Look at Jamie Noble here Christy! Showing he has a lot of bite in that bark. Will Noble continue to stay the course and ride this one out to pasture and reign victorious or will Lance Cade regain control and ride that pony home to victory? Find out after this commercial break!
Christy-Theo sweetie, this is the internet. There are no commercial breaks.
Theo-Oh well Ill be darn. Youd think being the head of the website Id know these. Dang my crazy nerdy staff must be playing a trick on me. Anyways, lets get back to the action then.
Noble is outside the ring at this point and goes to lift Cade up, but Cade pulls Noble head first into the security wall. Cade yells at the fans to shut up as he lifts Noble and throws him into the steel stairs. Cade follows and nails Noble in the gut with a high knee lift. Cade rolls Noble back into the ring and goes for the cover.
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KICK OUT!
Theo-There are two things Ive always noticed about Jamie Noble matches. One, he knows how to take a freaking beating. And two, the guy never quits, no matter how much punishment he goes through.
Christy-Quite down Theo, watch the action here. Noble just slide off Cades back and took him down with a flying headscissor and like a smart veteran he stayed locked in and now has Cade in an headscissors armbar submission hold. This applies intense pressure to the shoulder and elbow of Cade. If Jamie has this locked in perfectly we could see a tap out any minute.
Theo-This just in, wrestling nerds alike just made Christy Hemme the most searched thing on the internet. Boy am I gonna be busy tonight.
Christy-What was that?
Theo-Nothing. Back to the action!
Noble still has the submission applied as Cade is refusing to tap. Cade is starting to break the hold, but Noble breaks it on his own power when he hits Cade with kicks across the chest. Noble lifts Cade up and hits him with a consecutive knife edge chops.
Theo-WOOOOOO! A little VINTAGE Ric Flair by Jamie Noble.
Christy (chuckling)-Theo my love, leave the vintage to Michael Cole. Anyone else just sounds ridiculous.
Noble whips Cade into the corner and charges after him. Cade counters with a boot to the face that sends Noble down to one knee. Noble gets back up, but Cade takes his head off with a vicious clothesline. Cade again mocks the crowd to some heat as he lifts Noble up and drops him with the Redneck Bomb (Sitout side slam spinebuster). Cade goes for the cover.
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Roberts-The winner of the match by pinfall
LANCE CADE!
Theo-Lance Cade right there just told Jamie Noble that he thinks of him as a rodeo clown. A dominating ending there from Lance Cade.
Christy-Not so fast my friend. Dominating? The match was rather back and forth dear. Noble controlled a good portion of the middle of the match, while Cade controlled the beginning and end. Cade came out victorious, yes, but he certainly didnt do it in dominating fashion.
Theo-Umm I didnt mean it like that, I was just saying that uh
gosh you are so hard to argue against.
Christy-Thank you. Thats the advantage of being a woman.
Theo-Well our webisode fans, Im afraid we are out of time for this evening. But dont be alarmed, we will be back here weekly following each episode of Monday Night Catastrophe. Stay tuned for next weeks shows, as you sure as hell dont want to miss them. Big thanks to Christy Hemme for joining me today in the booth. Im sure it was just as fun for her as it was for me.
Christy (kissing Theo on cheek)-It was a pleasure being here Theo. Ill be sure to come back again.
Theo (blushing)-Id love to have you from the back, errr I mean Id love to have you back. As always you can see Christy each week on Monday Night Catastrophe as our backstage interviewer.
Christy-That is right Theo. And of course you can see the great Theo Mays each week here on the webisode and as the head honcho of the MNC website.
Theo-Again be sure to watch Catastrophe next Monday Night and then join us here. For the lovely Christy Hemme, Im Theo Mays. Toodle loo.