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Guilty Pleasures

I have a few, but these are some of my best.. (not exactly in this order, except for the first one)

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Just like Spunky, I am a sucker for Britney Spears, Girls Aloud, and, further, a lot of other pop music. Also, another guilty pleasure of mine is a woman on birth control.
 
On Saturday nights I like to throw on a nice dress, go out to dive-bars and insist that everybody call me "Mrs. Haberdasher."
 
- Shows like the Bachelor. I'm ashamed to even admit this one.
- Things that smell good. This doesn't sound guilty, but it is when you spend as much as I do.
- Chocolate, pizza and chicken strips. Nom.
- Sappy songs.
- Chick lit. (for those that don't know, girly books with no purpose which all follow the same plot of clumsy girl likes rich sexy man, then they fall in love, the end)
 
- Shows like the Bachelor. I'm ashamed to even admit this one.

I once watched the Logo channel for 2 hours, for no reason other than the fact that I had no clue my satelite carried an all gay/bi/lesbian channel.

It actually took me almost an hour to figure out that that's what the channels purpose was. I think a match-maker type show was on, with gay/lesbian couples.. and I just didn't put it together.

- Things that smell good. This doesn't sound guilty, but it is when you spend as much as I do.

I often stick my head in the freezer, simply to intake the amazing smell that is.. coldness. I'll do it for minutes on end. Sometimes to the point of getting lost in the smell of it's greatness.

- Chocolate, pizza and chicken strips. Nom.

You know, I honestly didn't think I had a guilty pleasure food.. I mean, sure junk food and all that, but I got to thinking.. I once bought a pair of edible undies, and they're JUST like fruit-roll ups. Everytime we go to a porn store, I have to more or less force myself not to buy more.

And for the pervs out there.. I actually only bought them to eat them. Nothing else.

- Sappy songs.

I have a whole playlist of sappy songs. And a huge favorite's list of sappy movies.

- Chick lit. (for those that don't know, girly books with no purpose which all follow the same plot of clumsy girl likes rich sexy man, then they fall in love, the end)

Are those the smut romance novels that Wal*Mart sells? Some door-to-door salesman tried getting me to buy some once.
 
No. Not smut. There is no point in reading porn. No point whatsoever. They always use the stupidest language, like "firm bratwurst" and crap.
These are just stories, generally comedic in nature.
 

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