1) This guy never misses an opportunity to call TheOneBigWill ugly; he also said IC25's wife will eventually leave him.
No idea. I'll say Jake.
2) This guy went to build huts or some shit in South America one year (I think it was a church function, and I think he went with his fiancee).
Umm, Polly (I think that's his name).
3) This guy recently left $15000 lying on the table at work because he closed his workplace's vault and forgot about the money on the table.
FTS, no clue.
4) This guy never misses an opportunity to tell me that his brother's a meth head.
Marquis
5) According to his twitter, this guy once stood up to junkies in a Waffle House.
Dewey