GSB's Post-Vasectomy After Care LD - What Rhymes With Sterile?

[George Steele's Barber]

I'm way too sensitive tonight. Must be the realization that I'm almost officially sperm-free.

Nice discussion tonight, I'm gonna go practice making my knee look like I have a giant penis (my wife is going to be soooo excited. Good chatting with you guys.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

So uh, kind of awkward, but I meant to post that in JGlass's thread

whoops.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

So uh, kind of awkward, but I meant to post that in JGlass's thread

whoops.

Sure you did? That's exactly what my weird Uncle Merv used to tell the cops when they came to visit after he would expose his knee/penis to the children at the playground.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Gotta call yesterday from Northwestern, I am officially sterile.

I guess we can close this thread but first I wanted again thank all the special helpers out there who took the time to visit in this thread as I embarked on this journey in to basically womanhood.

 

[shattered dreams]

If you grow boobs that might be fun.

 

[JGlass]

Gotta call yesterday from Northwestern, I am officially sterile.

I guess we can close this thread but first I wanted again thank all the special helpers out there who took the time to visit in this thread as I embarked on this journey in to basically womanhood.

I salute you, O Captain, My Captain.

 

[Danger Burger]

You the man, GSB!

Or half a man, by my current estimation.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

If you grow boobs that might be fun.

You're preaching to the choir

I salute you, O Captain, My Captain.

Dead Poet's Society reference?

That kid killing himself really brought that movie down hill for me. Too heavy.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Someone should warn Mrs.Barber that she will be very sore from now on due to how much sex you will be having.

 

[JGlass]

Dead Poet's Society reference?

That kid killing himself really brought that movie down hill for me. Too heavy.

Who were referencing Walt Whitman, yes.

I saw that movie at sleep away camp at my bunk's super special movie night. I was 11 at the time, so as you could imagine most of the movie was lost on me. I was, however, much more appreciative of the first movie we watched: The Sandlot.

 

[CH David]

Farewell little GSB swimmers. We hardly knew you. Except for the child(ren) created from you in years past.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Someone should warn Mrs.Barber that she will be very sore from now on due to how much sex you will be having.

Not true, I am incredibly gentle lover. Ask JGlass.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Who were referencing Walt Whitman, yes.

I've never seen this Walt Whitman movie you speak of. Was it like Donnie Brasco or Michael Clayton?

I saw that movie at sleep away camp at my bunk's super special movie night. I was 11 at the time, so as you could imagine most of the movie was lost on me. I was, however, much more appreciative of the first movie we watched: The Sandlot.

DPS is not an appropriate movie for an 11 year old but even less appropriate for summer camp. If I were you I'd blame every fucked up situation in my life on "that time they made me watch DPS at summer camp when I was eleven."

The Sandlot rules. That, Little Giants, and Monster Squad are three movies that I feel I should not think about so much at this point in my life. I saw an advertisment for Gangster Squad this weekend and was saddened when I realized Sean Penn is too self important to be in a Monster Squad sequel.

Wolfman's got nards.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

There's light snowing in the Second city GSB.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Who were referencing Walt Whitman, yes.

I saw that movie at sleep away camp at my bunk's super special movie night. I was 11 at the time, so as you could imagine most of the movie was lost on me. I was, however, much more appreciative of the first movie we watched: The Sandlot.

Dude that is simply a great movie.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

There's light snowing in the Second city GSB.

Much ado (or is it adieu?) about squat. It's barely a dusting this morning. My daughter is barely excited.

Btw, great sig. That's funny stuff.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Anyone here watch Parks and Rec?

Ron Swanson is a really interesting character. I think WWE should create a parody. A guy who doesn't believe in feelings or anything else that has become mainstream in today's society. He must also have the same hair and mustache.

I have not spent much time developing this idea.

 

[CH David]

Much ado (or is it adieu?) about squat. It's barely a dusting this morning. My daughter is barely excited.

Btw, great sig. That's funny stuff.

I'm glad it's only a dusting at this point. I'm lazy and don't want to clean my car off. Thankfully it's only half my car with any bit of snow on it.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Hour 18 held up in this bunker. As far as I can tell I still exist although I am not sure of the rest of the world. Six hours to go. Family is mostly in one piece with the exception of my wife. The madness of the bunker re-triggered my childrens' breast feeding tendencies. Their attack was too strong and my wife is down to an A-cup (I'll have to divorce her after this if we survive and society still stands). I don't know if this message will reach anyone or if anyone is still alive out there but if so I wish you all well.

Frickin' Mayans.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

I thought the world was suppose to die directly at 12 am today. Guess not.

 

[Барбоса]

I hate to point this out GSB but should the world end, you will be near the top of the list for human sacrifice to whatever malevolent deity has brought such torment upon us or as the emergency supply of Soylent Green.

Why? With your male fallopians tied in a knot, you won't be able to contribute further to the future of the species.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I thought the world was suppose to die directly at 12 am today. Guess not.

Ya know I never got that memo but them again how do I know you aren't just Zombie Dynamite trying to trick me out of my bunker?

That's gonna add another 12 hours to bunker time. Better break open another can of sardines.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I hate to point this out GSB but should the world end, you will be near the top of the list for human sacrifice to whatever malevolent deity has brought such torment upon us or as the emergency supply of Soylent Green.

Why? With your male fallopians tied in a knot, you won't be able to contribute further to the future of the species.

I recommend eating my liver with fava beans and a nice chiante.

The rest of me tastes kind of gamey..

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Ya know I never got that memo but them again how do I know you aren't just Zombie Dynamite trying to trick me out of my bunker?

That's gonna add another 12 hours to bunker time. Better break open another can of sardines.

We leave in the same city, we'll die at the same time.

 

[CH David]

We leave in the same city, we'll die at the same time.

Which part of the city do you guys live in?

Brain and I live in the same suburb and shamefully haven't crossed paths yet.