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Good time. Great group of guys and lots of booze leads to a ton of laughs.

After I got off the bus I put on my pajama bottoms expecting to crash. Apparently the bus driver offered to drop us off at a bar and we were off again. I highly recommend people go out in a plaid button down shirt and plaid pajama bottoms. It is a look that even someone as unattractive as me can pull off. We thought we were in EST which meant we would only get a half an hour of drinking at the bar so we ended up having the bus driver take us to a casino instead. Despite my state of intoxication and apparel the casino decided to let me in so they could take my money. Money was lost but it was still a great time.

The next day was more low key. A lot of napping, poker, some drinking, indecisivenss about whether or not to get a stripper (no strip clubs within 30 miles), McDonald's, tons of laughing, pizza, and then another losing effort at the casino.

We did end up getting a stripper at 1am and let me give some advice to all young girls out there thinking about fulfilling their dream and becoming a stripper:

Don't have four kids and don't get a face tattoo.

And to anyone in Northern Indiana looking to get a stripper at 1am:

Just don't.
 
Seems like a great time. Other then the stripper, of course. Is it even possible to get a relatively cute stripper anymore?
 
George Steele's Barber said:
Not sure who is still playing GSB Goes For A Vasectomy at home but as an update, today is a big day.

I had to produce my first sample for testing this morning. Right now I am waiting for a train with a cup of sperm in my bag. I have to take it to the hospital so they can test it to make sure that I don't have any residual baby-makers and that the surgery was a massively uncomfortable success.

All I am asking is that before you go to sleep tonight, please say a prayer for our American soldiers and another against mine. God bless.
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Retest today. Hope I don't fail again. I've considered finding someone that knows they are sterile and paying them to take the test for me but that would be cheating and possibly soliciting prostitution.

I also hope I screwed the cap on the specimen cup tight or my work bag is going to be really messy.
 
The Dark Knight Dynamite said:
Whether in the Chi has been surprisingly decent this week GSB. Hopefully it gets up to high 60's by tomorrow. How was your week?
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Not bad, I missed work on Tuesday fighting a nasty cold that I still can't shake. My kids have pretty much the same cold so they haven't slept well and are generally just a little bit more eratic than normal. But I can't complain too much. The day off work in bed was kind of nice. My dad's coming in to town tonight so my daughter will be thrilled and you're right about the weather holding up temp wise this late in Oct has been a very good thing.

Overall my life is pretty monotonous and boring. You young people have it far more interesting.

You or anyone else out there have a story to tell or plans to share?
 
Later tonight I plan on hanging out with some friends which will probably lead to excessive gaming, tomorrow those same friends and I are going on a triple date with three other females at Six Flags fright fest. Hopefully I don't scream before my date does.
 
Барбоса;4172327 said:
I am going to a house-warming/birthday party 2mrw that will consist of Chinese food, beer and video games.
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Is there much of a Chinese population in Northern Ireland? I wouldn't think so but I've never left N. America (is Hawaii considered part of NA?). Have fun.

The Dark Knight Dynamite said:
Later tonight I plan on hanging out with some friends which will probably lead to excessive gaming, tomorrow those same friends and I are going on a triple date with three other females at Six Flags fright fest. Hopefully I don't scream before my date does.
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All the gaming you guys do makes me want to invest money in artritis research.

I can't believe I've been in Chicago for 13 years and never went to the local Six Flags. I love amusement parks and can't wait for my kids to betall enough to ride this ride. Good luck with the date. Is this someone you know already? Do you like her?
 
George Steele's Barber said:
All the gaming you guys do makes me want to invest money in artritis research.

I can't believe I've been in Chicago for 13 years and never went to the local Six Flags. I love amusement parks and can't wait for my kids to betall enough to ride this ride. Good luck with the date. Is this someone you know already? Do you like her?
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It's kind of a blind date. One of my friends set it all up. It's basically one of my friends and his girlfriend who I've already met and known for a couple of years and then it's the one friend who set it all up and his girlfriend who I've yet to meet, and her friend who is my date. I don't like my chances though seeing as I've been told by my friend that she's into another guy but not yet dating him. I'll let you know the details when I get back if it's not too embarrassing. Currently waiting on said friend to pick me though seeing as I refused to take CTA this late at night. To pass the time I'm switching between Smackdown and getting a head start on the excessive gaming.
 
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