Gracias amigos!

[klunderbunker]

*kisses you deep and hard, loving the taste of anything of you, slipping in as much tongue as I can while sucking on your tongue*

PLEASE FUCK ME!!!!!


I NEED YOUR COCK BURIED DEEP INSIDE OF ME!!!

Please I beg of you with every bit of my heart and soul, please master, say that you'll grace me with the presence of your cock.

 

[The Redcrosse Knight]

Joke's on you dude. He'd probably go along with it.

I thought it felt consentual.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

oh....gawsh...


*vomits*

 

[The Redcrosse Knight]

*looks into KB's eyes, and engages in poo make out session*

 

[Papa Shango]

I thought it felt consentual.

It's spelled "consensual" you fucking idiot.

 

[Papa Shango]

oh....gawsh...


*vomits*

Go watch porn to help you forget the image.

 

[The Redcrosse Knight]

RCK reflects: "I thought I was the only one who liked to nake out with poo in my mouth"
KB: "So this is what it feels like, when doves cry"

 

[The Redcrosse Knight]

It's spelled "consensual" you fucking idiot.

involving or carried out by mutual consent: a consentual divorce.

Come on dude, at least check dictionary.com before you say something like that. How foolish.

 

[Papa Shango]

You're boring.

 

[The Redcrosse Knight]

*loads his mouth with poo, and spits at MVShango*

 

[Papa Shango]

No. It is not a word. Consentual is not a word. You lose again.

*dodges poo*

 

[Italian MVP]

Is this guy for real?

 

[klunderbunker]

Finally someone that knows what they’re doing. We’ll get married, and every night we’ll eat dinner together and I’ll suck your scrotum into my warm and welcoming mouth as you spank my ******y ass with the expert blows of your riding crop. Then one day, we’ll bring in a donkey and you can suck its urine from its body, and spit it on me. WE CAN CALL IT FOUNTAIN NIGHT!!! Then once you get tired of that, you can light my body on fire and see my bones. You can rip one of my ribs out and take it to your house. Once there, you can strap your mother to her bed and rip her clothes off, revealing her voluptuous flesh that you crave. After raping her for days on end and fathering your own siblings before beating her stomach so she miscarries each of them, you can use my rib to carve your name into her flesh so that you can see the womb that you were born in as her screams penetrate your ears, giving you a sick erotic pleasure. Then afterwards, Satan himself can come and claim your soul, after which you will be placed in the corner of hell reserved for fucktards.

 

[The Redcrosse Knight]

No. It is not a word. Consentual is not a word. You lose again.

*dodges poo*

Nope. I'm looking at dictionary.com and it says otherwise.
You're still this bored eh?

 

[Papa Shango]

Nope. I'm looking at dictionary.com and it says otherwise.
You're still this bored eh?

I am also looking at dictionary.com, and all I see is "consensual".

 

[The Redcrosse Knight]

Finally someone that knows what they’re doing. We’ll get married, and every night we’ll eat dinner together and I’ll suck your scrotum into my warm and welcoming mouth as you spank my ******y ass with the expert blows of your riding crop. Then one day, we’ll bring in a donkey and you can suck its urine from its body, and spit it on me. WE CAN CALL IT FOUNTAIN NIGHT!!! Then once you get tired of that, you can light my body on fire and see my bones. You can rip one of my ribs out and take it to your house. Once there, you can strap your mother to her bed and rip her clothes off, revealing her voluptuous flesh that you crave. After raping her for days on end and fathering your own siblings before beating her stomach so she miscarries each of them, you can use my rib to carve your name into her flesh so that you can see the womb that you were born in as her screams penetrate your ears, giving you a sick erotic pleasure. Then afterwards, Satan himself can come and claim your soul, after which you will be placed in the corner of hell reserved for fucktards.

Dear god... THAT is fucked up right there. Wow. I was never hoping for something this big. Wow. That took some thought eh.

 

[klunderbunker]

Actually just a fantasy of mine.

 

[The Redcrosse Knight]

I am also looking at dictionary.com, and all I see is "consensual".

Did you read what was said about the word, or did you just look at the word itself. Dear god man, do you know what a dictionary's primary use is?

Consentual.

 

[The Redcrosse Knight]

Actually just a fantasy of mine.

^^^More fucked up.
Get this man a head doctor. HELP! HELP!

 

[Papa Shango]

Did you read what was said about the word, or did you just look at the word itself. Dear god man, do you know what a dictionary's primary use is?

Consentual.

Nope. I'm punching in consentual and nothing's coming up. My spell check is also telling me there is no such word as consentual.

 

[klunderbunker]

NO! I only want you! Your naked body pressed against mine, with our cocks dueling with each other as the animalistic lust in our bodies rises to a boiling point, just as you take me.

take me.....take me.....take me.....take me.....take me.....take me.....



FUCKING TAKE ME!!!!!

 

[Papa Shango]

^^^More fucked up.
Get this man a head doctor. HELP! HELP!

Says the guy who ate his own shit.

 

[The Redcrosse Knight]

NO! I only want you! Your naked body pressed against mine, with our cocks dueling with each other as the animalistic lust in our bodies rises to a boiling point, just as you take me.

take me.....take me.....take me.....take me.....take me.....take me.....



FUCKING TAKE ME!!!!!

You know, there is money in erotic writing. And I think you have a future. If that's the case, I may have to.
Wooo! I got me a Sugar Daddy ya'll! I'm so outta here

 

[The Redcrosse Knight]

Says the guy who ate his own shit.

You totally turned me on to it though. I mean, before I met you, I had never eaten shit. Once you get a taste for it though, it's the funniest thing....

 

[Mighty NorCal]

well gee, thats not over the top, not even a little