Gracias amigos!

[The Redcrosse Knight]

Open a book fucktard.

Loins:

The loins are the sides between the lower ribs and pelvis, and the lower part of the back.

You want me to empty my lower back to youohhh I see what you did there. You want my poo...

 

[The Redcrosse Knight]

Gross

 

[klunderbunker]

Denny, display that image again please.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Which One?

 

[klunderbunker]

Somehow, yes he could be.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Loins:

You want me to empty my lower back to youohhh I see what you did there. You want my poo...

Hopefully i picked the right one
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[klunderbunker]

Bingo.

 

[Papa Shango]

What classic Prison technique should I employ this guy? Not grammar/spell check, he's not that bad with those things.

Come on people, I'm taking requests. (Except from Fucktard)

 

[klunderbunker]

Just rape him. I'm feeling one of those angry spells coming over me again.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

How about being a massive Fucktard?

 

[The Redcrosse Knight]

Yea, shut up Fucktard. Nobody asked you.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

See what I mean Shango, Massive Fucktard.

 

[klunderbunker]

Look. I'm going to make this simplistic for you.

I don't like you. I think you are the reasons that some human beings should be shot the moment they even think about procreating. I hope that buffalos maul your body, allowing wolves to eat your rotting flesh as you melt in the boiling sunlight. You should contemplate putting your severed genitals in a hot stove so you can watch them burn to death as blood flows from your body. Soon thereafter I would recommend a well placed anvil falling from the sky crushes your empty skull, sending air out into the atmosphere, which is the only chance you have of ever improving the world.

 

[Papa Shango]

Yea, shut up Fucktard. Nobody asked you.

Great, he's gone crazy. Twenty fucking minutes in here, and he's already talking to himself.

 

[The Redcrosse Knight]

See what I mean Shango, Massive Fucktard.

So angry. Did your Daddy not hug you? Is that why you're in prison? It's more common than one may thing Mr. Crane. Father involvement is very important in shaping a child, and it's not your fault that he was so irresponsible.
I'm here if you want to hug now.

*Slowly opening arms...*

 

[The Redcrosse Knight]

Look. I'm going to make this simplistic for you.

I don't like you. I think you are the reasons that some human beings should be shot the moment they even think about procreating. I hope that buffalos maul your body, allowing wolves to eat your rotting flesh as you melt in the boiling sunlight. You should contemplate putting your severed genitals in a hot stove so you can watch them burn to death as blood flows from your body. Soon thereafter I would recommend a well placed anvil falling from the sky crushes your empty skull, sending air out into the atmosphere, which is the only chance you have of ever improving the world.

Look, Denny may have father issues, but that's an inappropriate response. I would expect more understanding from an official in your position. For shame sir.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Open a book fucktard.

sigged!

 

[Papa Shango]

Look, Denny may have father issues, but that's an inappropriate response. I would expect more understanding from an official in your position. For shame sir.

This is The Prison. There are no rules. There is no understanding.

There are two types of Prisoners in here. The first are ones who messed up, and are being given a second chance. A shot at rehabilitation.

The second type are posters who by all accounts should be long gone. But they're put in here for my and others' amusement. They are not expected to get out. In fact, no one ever plans on on recommending that they be let out. They get out in here in order to humiliated, degraded, and, for lack of another synonym, just all around pwned. They are here to rot.

You are the latter.

 

[klunderbunker]

Look, Denny may have father issues, but that's an inappropriate response. I would expect more understanding from an official in your position. For shame sir.

No, the inappropriate response was when your family decided that children were a good idea.

 

[Papa Shango]

Redcrosse Knight- the load that should have been swallowed.

 

[The Redcrosse Knight]

No, the inappropriate response was when your family decided that children were a good idea.

So, so presumptuous. I was concieved, and born during a football game, and how dare you for assuming that my parents had the forsight to plan pregnancy. Appauled.

 

[klunderbunker]

No Shango. The load that now would be better suited by taking a kayak paddle walking around whatever shithole of a town he lives in and beating himself over the head with it. It would provide entertainment. Wherever he goes in his mindless wanderings, people will shout "Hey look! It's a fucktard hitting himself with a kayak paddle!" That would be a greater contribution to the world than he will ever know.

 

[The Redcrosse Knight]

This is The Prison. There are no rules. There is no understanding.

There are two types of Prisoners in here. The first are ones who messed up, and are being given a second chance. A shot at rehabilitation.

The second type are posters who by all accounts should be long gone. But they're put in here for my and others' amusement. They are not expected to get out. In fact, no one ever plans on on recommending that they be let out. They get out in here in order to humiliated, degraded, and, for lack of another synonym, just all around pwned. They are here to rot.

You are the latter.

Well like the title says, gracias amigos!
I got what I wanted! I got one cock in my ass and one in my mouth.
I win.

PS. How do my balls taste? I've always wanted to suck on them, I just was never flexible enough to be able to.

 

[klunderbunker]

So, so presumptuous. I was concieved, and born during a football game, and how dare you for assuming that my parents had the forsight to plan pregnancy. Appauled.

So your parents were fucked up enough hallucenigenic drugs to believe they were attractive people, and not intelligent enough to realize what a fucktard you would become. BRILLIANT PEOPLE!

 

[Papa Shango]

I'm gonna let KB take the lead on this case. He seems very committed to this one.