GOP Debate #4 LD

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"What is conservative?"

Apparently a bunch of boring people talking about tax plans that aren't going to be implemented.

 

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I hate to say it but I'm agreeing with Paul. We spend WAY too much on the military. We can blow up small planets with what we've got now. We could cut it down a bit. Just be able to blow up say, South America or so. That should be enough to scare people off. You don't need a Death Star.

 

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Oh hey Ice Queen. I forgot you were here.

 

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Why does she talk so slow? It's kind of annoying.

 

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Yeah we do have a choice Trump. Stop going over there and messing with countries and they won't fall into disarray so quickly, leaving all the crazy people to fight amongst themselves.

And yes I know it's WAY more complicated than that.

 

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I know a bunch of librarians that would have a field day with these people. They all seem to hate reading.

 

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Trump is all for free trade. So when Mexico builds the wall, what do they get? A copy of the Trump Game?

 

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Carson says there are all these groups around the world that want to kill us.

Translation: they're here and they want to give us cupcakes. Or they never existed at all and they're just a good talking point.

 

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GOP foreign policy: they all hate us, but we're AWESOME! Except for Obama. He sucks.

 

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I think I know why Fiorina lost so many jobs. They all left so they wouldn't have to listen to her go on and on and on and on like some ticked off MADD member that no one wants to listen to, even if they agree with their points.

 

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There's a lot of Thurston Howell III in Rand Paul's voice.

 

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Fiorina talking about walking away and not talking anymore was great.

 

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More Israel jazz. It had been too long.

 

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You better believe they had women driving in the United States. That's why we're better.

Not better enough to pay them the same but they get to drive. Isn't that enough?

 

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No you shouldn't bail out the banks. You should bail out the people who were devastated by the banks screwing up.

 

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I think I can sleep at night paying $0.15 more for soap if it means the economy doesn't melt down again.

 

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So a good lesson is going to fix Wall Street.

Can we get Jeb back in here with another ".....anyway."

 

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"Oh yeah I'm right and I know I am because I can cite one example of it. Totally means the whole country is that way."

 

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"It was a series of philosophy kings trying to figure out the economy."

Oh the irony.

 

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This thing is exhausting.

 

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Senator Rubio, why are you a better nominee than Hilary Clinton?

SCREW OFF! This is the same party that whines about softball questions and they ask THAT? Are you kidding me?

 

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That's a bone to the people freaking out (stupidly so) over his Senate re-election campaign.