TheOneBigWill's 'take' on T.N.A. Lockdown: April 13th, 2008:
1.X-Division Championship: X-scape match: Jay Lethal (c.) v. Sonjay Dutt v. Curry Man v. Shark Boy v. Johnny Devine v. Consequences Creed: So for storyline purposes the match didn't go exactly how I figured it would. In fact, I went downstairs to get a drink and when I came back Sonjay Dutt had already been eliminated by a roll-up via Johnny Devine. So thats where I came in.
Shark Boy was the next to go, dispite T.N.A. claiming hes over huge everywhere they go, apparently his talent isn't because they didn't push him worth a crap in this match. Devine really showed a lot to me in this match, that included a shooting star press. A lot of high risk, high reward payoffs in this match that seen Curry Man with a flip splash onto Devine & Creed.
The ending came down to Curry Man, Devine & Lethal until Devine hits his finish on Curry to send him home for the night. (anyone who says Triple H. does the best pedigree apparently hasn't seen Devine's better version - piledriver/pedigree mix, ala Kid Kash's old finish)
Devine uses the tap on his wrists to tap Lethal to the ropes, allowing Devine the early opening to exit from the cage. Sonjay remained at ringside with So Cal Val the entire match and when Devine went to leave the cage, Dutt refused to let him through the door. Devine began climbing the cage, at which point Dutt gave scissors to Lethal, to free him. It became a race to get out, as Devine was over the top, only for Lethal to sprint toward the door, sacrificing his body as he suicide dives through the ropes to the floor winning the match and retaining his Championship.
2.Queen of the Cage: Christy Hemme v. Salinas v. Jacqueline v. Traci Brooks v. Angelina Love v. Velvet Sky v. Rhaka Khan v. Roxxi Laveaux: Dispite this being a horrible match, its still sadly better than anything the W.W.E. can put on.. and that says a ton.
Angelina Love climbs up the cage as all the others are fighting and noone decides to stop her. Love is the first to enter and awaits her opponent. Velvet Sky looked to be a solid shoe in to be the opponent (which as they're partners, would've been rather interesting) however Sky was stopped short and Roxxi ended up making it up and over before, so the match was set.
Roxxi v. Love:
The overall match between Roxxi & Love wasn't horrible, but not really something too great. Overall pretty average, at best. The only part I loved was Roxxi picking up the victory with that sick finisher she has. Apparently she used it on iMPACT! and somehow I failed to see it. Anyone who hasn't seen this, its a version of a sit-out powerbomb, but she pretty much armlocks the opponents arm behind them, lifts them up in a version of a gulliotine choke, only to lay them out in a power-bomb.
3. Former Partners Collide: B.G. James v. Kip James: One of the matches I was looking forward to all night, and it didn't disappoint except for the ending. Kip had total control of this match throughout and was pretty dominate. He screwed up when going for what looked to be a Fameasser from the top rope, and B.G. moved. From that point on, B.G. took control and ended up winning the match with a roll-up.
The ending is what was far more interesting, as B.G. offers his hand, picking Kip up and shaking his hand in the end. I was about to get pissed that this was gonna end with them suddenly putting aside their differences and going in their own directions, until Kip raised B.G.'s arm, only to lay him out with a clothesline. While this isn't a feud I welcome for the next 6 monthes, I am glad Kip got the final blow in.. I suppose this works for both of them, as B.G. wins the war, but Kip made a lasting statement.
4. Cuffed in the Cage: L.A.X. v. Rock n' Rave Infection v. Black Reign & Rellik v. Eric Young & Kaz v. Motor City Machineguns v. Scott Steiner & Petey Williams: The first thing I'm going to say is.. 12 guys + 1 ring = cluster-f*ck. And Petey Williams shaved his head, for nothing.
This match was horrible to say the very least. Eric Young was attacked right before the match and didn't make it out with Kaz. During the match, Young comes out, only to get scared away by the 'monsters.' Scott Steiner was dominate early on in the match, which proved to be his downfall after every other guy in the ring (minus Petey, of course) jumped him and handcuffed him first.
The Machineguns were eliminated pretty early in the match, which continues to make me think they pissed off someone high up in creative. Nothing too massive happened, except when the final two teams came down to Rock n' Rave Infection & Blackdust & Rellik. Until, tragedy struck and Super tard's music ques up. Young comes out, dives off the top of the cage and ends up ultimately winning the match.
The only remotely funny things were.. A.) He played a magic trick in which I swear he got handcuffed, only for Rellik to be the guy getting cuffed. Then B.) After he won, he broke Kaz's cuffed from the ropes, and they stood posing in the ring, while all the other faces applauded them. (How low did this set back their Tag Team division, for all the more talented teams to applaud a guy who's a few screws loose?)
Overall, Kaz was awesome in this match and the guy needs to be repushed in single's matches for either the X-Division Championship, or at least a nice Main Event push against Robert Roode, James Storm, and others like that.
5. O.D.B. & Gail Kim v. Awesome Kong & Raisha Saeed: By far, in my opinion, this match far surpassed anything Women's wrestling could ever do in the W.W.E. Cheerleader Melissa aka Raisha Saeed is my new favorite Knockout in T.N.A., holy crap did she amaze in this match. I was a bit upset that she didn't do a couple regular moves of hers, and I was pissed that Gail Kim & O.D.B. picked up the victory over pinning her.. which resulted in us not seeing what finisher she'll use..
However, the best part of the match by far had to be when she took her foot and repeatedly rammed it into Kim's head, against the cage, from the top rope. Kong barely seen any action, as Saeed carried this whole match and did NOT disappoint. Holy crap did this match amaze the shit out of me!
Match of the Night!
6. Booker T. & Sharmell v. Robert Roode & Payton Banks: The entire first portion of this match was Robert Roode beating the complete crap out of Booker T., and constantly trying to get Sharmell to tag in. When Booker finally got the advantage, the first thing he decides to do instead of catch some wind.. is a fricken spinaroonie
I mean seriously.. if you've just taken an ass whipping for 5-10 minutes, why when you get the advantage on your side, would the first thing you do, be entertaining the fans. (Apparently hes taken a page outta Sly's book)
So, the ending came on Sharmell finally making the tag and unloading with slaps of fury on Roode, who then discovered that hes a male and they don't hurt. This turns into him grabbing Sharmell, showing off his manly power in dominating her to the ground, then Piggy Banks decides to forcefully tag in. (the hell?) Upon doing so, Roode at first questioned it.. then held Sharmell and told Banks to take the shot.
Banks instead turned to bitch at Booker T. and Sharmell took this chance to low blow Roode, then move. Banks (who had no clue) turns and delivers the knockout slap.. to Roode. Sharmell quickly rolls up Banks, for the 1-2-3 and Booker's feud with Roode is apparently ended like that.
The ending saw Banks receive the same treatment Ms. Brooks did, with being called an idiot, blamed for everything, and left crying in the ring. Something tells me the end result of all of this will be Roode against Awesome Kong.
Don't know why exactly, but Roode seems to be building himself up as a Woman hater/beater. By the way, whenever hes done with teaching them about the kitchen.. I think he deserves a World Championship push.. no wonder he has the gimmick he does, the guy is solid money, in my opinion!
7. Team Cage v. Team Tomko: Not nearly as awful as I thought it was going to be. Well, until all 10 men were in the ring.. then it turned to shit. I highly enjoyed the 5 minute beginning in which we seen Christian Cage v. A.J. Styles. I'm hoping that a single's match between these two is still had at some point, very, very soon.
Matt Morgan impressed me overall as a lot better than what he was in his W.W.E. stints. Sting was barely rememberable throughout this match. And poor Tomko wasn't remembered any more either, especially for being a team captain.
Cage and Storm went to the top of the cage, at which Storm's foot went through it. I'm assuming it was planned, but if it wasn't then their sudden fear of jumping and moving on the top showed through. They sat up a ladder and a table, Styles found his way up, and somehow Cage and Styles went through the table, off the ladder. Storm found his way back down into the ring, only to be GORED TO HELL! by Rhino for the victory.
T.N.A World Heavyweight Championship: Championship v. Career: Kurt Angle (c.) v. Samoa Joe: I have two opinions on this match. Professional and Personal. Personally, it sucked. Professionally, they did the only thing they truly could've to keep this from being just another rematch. They made it innovative by having Angle and Joe fight M.M.A. style.
Now going back to personal, I felt it sucked because if I wanted to watch U.F.C. or M.M.A. crap.. I wouldn't of ordered T.N.A.
WRESTLING. Furthermore, Angle looked like a dork (nothing new I suppose) in trying to pull off being a bad ass in M.M.A. shorts/gear. He didn't wrestle in boots, he taped up his feet. He didn't have on a wrestling singlet, he wore shorts.
Half way through the beginning of the shoot fight, or whatever you wanna call it, when they realized the fans were bored.. they turned to what they were hired for. WRESTLING! Which in itself was nothing too special, a couple great spots here and there, but in the end, Joe hits a muscle buster for a 1-2-3, and Angle didn't even fight to keep the match going. Joe wins, no big surprise, new World Champion. yay.
Overall Thoughts: Most likely one of the best Lockdown's to date. The Xscape match could've been better with a Dutt/Lethal ending, instead of Devine/Lethal, which I don't think anyone felt Devine had a real shot to begin with.
The Queen of the Cage was crap, especially since I've never liked the idea of fighting to get IN the ring.. when they should've just had them fight to escape the cage. Would've been much better. Overall, if you look at it I suppose the match wasn't horrible, and Roxxi's finisher is deadly.
Cuffed in the Cage was about like its female counterpart.. horrible. Seeing 11 guys cuffed around the ring when the whole thing was finished was the dumbest scene possible. Just assuming all 11 guys stood there thinking to themselves.. "Yeah, this sells." is pretty outrageous. Meanwhile Young and this Super Eric crap is getting more annoying than anything. I'd almost rather cheer Shark Boy.. ALMOST.
The worst part is, do you think L.A.X. remained cuffed thinking that #1. contender spot they hold now means more or less shit, seeing as to how they jobbed in a pointless match.
B.G. & Kip could've been better, could've been a lot worse. I think they'll have a rematch at Sacrifice, but with a built-in gimmick of some kind. Likely a street fight.
I'm honestly not impressed with Booker T, and dispite losing tonight proved to me yet again how over Roode is as a jackass. The people truly love to hate the guy, and hes more or less becoming T.N.A.'s Randy Orton, or even Edge. The announcers even stated if he would've hit Sharmell or Banks, it would've caused a riot. I would've LOVED to seen a riot. Roode deserves a push.. a big one.
Raisha Saeed!!! I can't get the heck over her. I love her. LOVE! I hope she wrestles on iMPACT! it'll give me something to wanna tune in to see. Kong can piss off, Saeed can take over. O.D.B. can just go away.
From the Cage/Tomko mess the only big thing I see happening is Cage & Nash/Sting/Rhino against Tomko & Styles next month. Morgan will likely fade for a bit, but he has improved.
Angle in M.M.A. form works for me as much as Big Show in sumo form. Just take a moment to factor that in. Overall, great Pay Per View. Definately not their absolute best.. but way above their recent monthes.