FINAL SURVIVOR SERIES PREDICTIONS
World Heavyweight Championship Match: Chris Jericho vs. John Cena
--Good lord, I'm so, so sick and tired of those freaking video packages. Why are they so stubborn? Didn't they take notice that when Cena wasn't being pushed as heavily, people weren't booing him as much? I'm sure their goal here is to make it so everyone gets excited and happy to see him, but its going to backfire. Sure, it'll work on Survivor Series because he's from Boston, but when you put him up against a fan favorite like Jericho...ESPECIALLY if he gets the title...he's going to be booed to the heavens come Monday Night Raw. Jake brought up a good point....Stephanie McMahon having her upcoming feud with Shane. Shane was the one that brought Cena into it and Stephanie seems to be favoring Jericho over Cena. She even said that if it were up to her, she wouldn't have put Cena in that spot. So I can see her figuring out some way to screw Cena out of getting the title. This would make the whole "Shane + Cena vs. Stephanie + Jericho" thing play out for a little while. Plus, the WWE lately - outside of Regal - likes to make people lose in their home towns. Remember when Punk jobbed in Chicago? So I can see them making Cena come back to his home town of Boston, get a big pop, and then not win the title...since Vince probably thinks it'll make everyone hate Jericho. Of course, its reset the next night on Raw when they're not in Boston anymore and everyone boos Cena, lol. When it all boils down, I think either Cena is going to be "screwed" out of the title or he's going to just win it easily. I'm hoping for the first.
WWE Championship: HHH vs. Vladimir Kozlov vs. Jeff Hardy
--I want Hardy to win. I want Hardy to pin HHH. But I just can't convince myself that its going to happen. If Hardy wins by pinning Kozlov, or if Kozlov wins by pinning Hardy, it'll make me hate HHH's b.s. even more and it'll be just another notch in the books of how he refuses to look bad. I really think we need Hardy or Kozlov to pin HHH and make an emphatic statement...but I think Kozlov as champion will bomb. He's just not good enough or interesting enough in my opinion to be WWE champion. Hardy should have his shot. But alas...I feel we're getting another standard "HHH spends most of the time on the outside and then pins one of them and poses at the end of the show for 20 minutes" matches. What's tricky is that Hardy COULD win this, as its a big enough ppv and they're pushing him towards it, it seems, but they're sure as hell not going to switch both main titles on the same night, so if we see Jericho retain first, then I think we may get a title change here....and, like I said...hopefully its HHH taking the pinfall and helping someone out rather than just being a prick and making it a triple threat so he doesn't have to be the one that takes the loss. I'm also a little concerned that they might have Edge return and screw Hardy out of the title. That'd be a better option than just having HHH pin Hardy (or Kozlov) for the hell of it, but I think they should save an Edge/Hardy feud for a title situation.
Casket Match: Undertaker vs. Big Show
--Undertaker is going to win. I'm betting a lot on vBookie for that, cause we all know that Undertaker's feuds don't end until he defeats the person in a gimmick match, and I doubt the Show/Taker feud will continue. They've already had a few gimmick situations. Supposedly, Umaga is returning soon, so he'll probably be the next feud for Taker up until Mania, where Taker goes against HBK....*crosses fingers*
Team HBK (HBK, Mysterio, Khali, & Cryme Tyme) vs. Team JBL (JBL, Kane, MVP, The Miz & John Morrison)
--Cryme Tyme are the sacrificial lambs. Khali will get knocked out by a gang-up situation and probably pinned by MVP as retribution. Mysterio will knock out Kane and/or Miz/JBL....Honestly, I'm thinking and hoping that this will come down to Morrison and HBK, with Morrison getting the win. That would help them get into a feud together, and Morrison could score nicely with a big win as the sole survivor of his team via eliminating Michaels. This is the roughly the time last year that HBK was going to start his Kennedy feud, which ended before the Royal Rumble and then allowed HBK to start his stuff with Flair...so think about it...replace Flair with Taker, Kennedy with Morrison....
Team Batista (Batista, Matt Hardy, CM Punk, Kofi Kingston, & R-Truth) vs. Team Orton (Randy Orton, William Regal, Cody Rhodes, Shelton Benjamin, & Mark Henry)
--If Morrison wins for his team, Batista wins for his team here. If Batista wins here, HBK's team wins. Regal is a sacrificial lamb. Henry will fall to Hardy or Batista (more likely) after he eliminates R-Truth or Kofi. It would benefit Rhodes to do well here. They keep doing this whole angle with him trying to impress Orton, so maybe Orton will help him eliminate Batista and Rhodes will be the sole survivor of that team? If that's the case, Morrison doesn't win for his team. They won't have both Elimination Matches end with a push for a younger star over Batista and Michaels. They're not that studious lol. If I had to venture a full forced guess, I'd say its between Batista pinning Orton for the win or Orton/Rhodes helping the other out to win over Batista.
Raw Divas vs. SmackDown Divas
--This one is a toss-up. If it was all heels versus all faces (which would be more boring, so thankfully they're switching it up and making it more interesting) then it would be a little clear-cut that the faces would win. But now...hm....Maria might cost it for Michelle and the Smackdown team. I can't picture an interesting scenario where the Raw divas lose.