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[Razor]

Evan Bourne sucks, as does Nancy Pelosi and Ann Coulter. We should give them a sitcom, like I've been saying all along. Pelosi will argue about letting 10 year olds get abortions without parental consent, Bourne will run around jumping off shit while no one notices, and Ann Coulter will scream about how only fat liberal ****es want LBGT rights and how Jews just want to be perfected and become Christian.

That's right. And the bitch wouldn't even apologize to whichever one out of Hannity and Colmbes is Jewish. Pretty sure that's Colmbes, now that I think about it.

 

[Via Armbar]

One of these days Razor.

<3

 

[FromTheSouth]

Evan Bourne sucks, as does Nancy Pelosi and Ann Coulter. We should give them a sitcom, like I've been saying all along. Pelosi will argue about letting 10 year olds get abortions without parental consent, Bourne will run around jumping off shit while no one notices, and Ann Coulter will scream about how only fat liberal ****es want LBGT rights and how Jews just want to be perfected and become Christian.

That's right. And the bitch wouldn't even apologize to whichever one out of Hannity and Colmbes is Jewish. Pretty sure that's Colmbes, now that I think about it.

So Jews are all automatically liberal now? Fucking asshole.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Wait, who the fuck is Evan Bourne?

 

[FromTheSouth]

This generation's Barry Horowitz.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showpost.php?p=2045818&postcount=1

so much wrong with this post ;.;

He botched the Bret Hart quote, can't spell Samoa, didn't close his parentheses, and called it the "TNA Universe."

I bet he thinks Evan Bourne would be a great World Heavyweight Champion.

 

[future admin]

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showpost.php?p=2045818&postcount=1

so much wrong with this post ;.;

He botched the Bret Hart quote, can't spell Samoa, didn't close his parentheses, and called it the "TNA Universe."

I bet he thinks Evan Bourne would be a great World Heavyweight Champion.

Man, that guy is shit

 

[Pepe Silvia]

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showpost.php?p=2008367&postcount=39

More Evan love

 

[Razor]

So Jews are all automatically liberal now? Fucking asshole.

Considering Hannity is the one with the Fox News show, and everyone knows Fox News hates Jews, I went with the only other choice. Thought that was the obvious route of reasoning that everyone took.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I figured Jews would be more fiscally conservative, and thus, Fox News would be a-ok with them.

 

[Razor]

Ah, you made the important failure to understand that since they aren't Christian, they aren't conservative enough for Fox News. It's okay.

I have one question for any one who watches Glenn Beck. You know how he goes around crying about how God told him a plan? In fact, we're supposed to meet in August at the feet of Abraham Lincoln to hear it (cough Martin Luther King cough). Why aren't more people freaked out that he's claiming to hear plans from God? Aren't most false prophets flagged as such as soon as they start yelling about plans from God? Jews did it with Jesus (though that was admittedly more political than religious), and we do it every day with our criminalization of cults and the like.

Oh, and I just splooged Constitution all over the Arizona Immigration Law in the Cigar Lounge. FTS would be proud if I weren't using it to destroy him.

 

[The Doctor]

The Bourne/Pelosi/Coulter sitcom sounds like the best thing ever.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Coulter's more masculine than Bourne, she'd break him in half.

 

[Razor]

I argue that Coulter is an unfortunately breasted man. That's why Coulter is so angry all the time.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I argue that Coulter is an unfortunately breasted man. That's why Coulter is so angry all the time.

Ian Coulter.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Nice post in the Cigar Lounge Razor. Very few notice that excerpt you pulled out and you expanded on it very well. Nice little jab with the civil war comment too, I chuckled a little.

 

[Razor]

Thanks.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

I'm just sorry I can't rep you till I give out more rep to less deserving post.

 

[Барбоса]

Razor is on a roll in the CL

 

[Razor]

It's true. I'm all over the place.

Did everyone vote for the Taker/Hogan match in the Tournament? Bitches are letting Taker take it with something like 15 votes. What the hell is that?

 

[Барбоса]

It's true. I'm all over the place.

Did everyone vote for the Taker/Hogan match in the Tournament? Bitches are letting Taker take it with something like 15 votes. What the hell is that?

I am currently jumping between the CL, Bar Room and Prison...

I did vote in that match a while ago...

Not sure you'll like who I voted for

 

[Razor]

I probably won't unless it was for Hogan. The idea that Hogan could be kept down for longer than a 3 count when he was never kept down for longer than, say 4 seconds is beyond me.

When the thread is made, everyone needs to go vote Batman over Ash in the Battlearena. If Batman is beaten out by a little bitch with Pokemon that shot water from their mouths I'm going crazy up in this motherfucker.

..And by crazy, I mean flaming Killjoy for a good three weeks.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

I probably won't unless it was for Hogan. The idea that Hogan could be kept down for longer than a 3 count when he was never kept down for longer than, say 4 seconds is beyond me.

When the thread is made, everyone needs to go vote Batman over Ash in the Battlearena. If Batman is beaten out by a little bitch with Pokemon that shot water from their mouths I'm going crazy up in this motherfucker.

..And by crazy, I mean flaming Killjoy for a good three weeks.

They'll make you go all out, up in hur.

 

[Барбоса]

I probably won't unless it was for Hogan. The idea that Hogan could be kept down for longer than a 3 count when he was never kept down for longer than, say 4 seconds is beyond me.

Tombstone on a chair?

 

[Razor]

Tombstone on a chair?

Hulk Up cancels out anything you could ever do to him. If you don't like that argument, then how about the idea of two Leg Drops? Yeah. That's infinitely stronger than a single Leg Drop, or a Tombstone on a chair.

They'll make you go all out, up in hur.

Nice DMX reference.