FromtheThread

[Razor]

Another terrorist attack in Southern Russia today. Craziness. It's not being reported yet on the AP because apparently a massive dome in the Gulf is more important than a few people being injured and another dying in yet another terrorist attack that isn't in Israel or Palestine.

Greece is still batshit crazy. Apparently people there still don't like the idea of higher taxes, but they want to keep retiring on government pensions when they're 40. They're stuck between a rock and a hard place, huh?

Hung Parliament in Britain...someone gets to go to the Queen and ask for permission to start a government. Lulz.

Palin and Pelosi should start a sitcom. They've got the built in alliteration. The shenanigans they would get into would be hilarious. Promise.

New FromtheBack signature from Doc. I'll be offering up both that sig and the one from Dave as official FromtheBack sigs.

The Dalai Lama is coming to the University of Arkansas to speak in May 2011. It's going to be awesome.

China's not being pissy right now. I wonder why. Neither is North Korea, really. They're probably just letting Iran get all of the attention during the UN Summit on Nuclear Prohibition.

Criminal Minds is a fucked up show. In Treatment is a great show. Weeds has Mary Louise Parker, so it's awesome. West Wing is a great time.

There is a skinhead street gang in Orange Country named "Public Enemy Number One." Only they made their name when they were drunk, so the acronym is "PENI." As in, you know, the plural for penis. Lulz.

 

[Razor]

According to some crazy conspiracy nut, I should be out of the country by mid June. Apparently there is a secret food shortage in America and there will be martial law declared in June. The American Economy will collapse, and China will invade. Most of America will die. Oh noes.

Advice from Razor: Get the girlz by being confident, joking, smiling, and making eye contact. It'll work every time. That's assuming you're funny.

A narcissist is just one bad day from being a sociopath. Then he's a trip up from being a murderous psycho.

I'm going to have my book done by the end of the summer. Swear. I already have two chapters set in stone. I just have to get through re-writing the rest.

I have to get a joooob.

If Arkansas can beat Alabama this season, we're golden. If we can't, we still have a guaranteed bowl worthy performance. Ole Miss is going down. BOOM.

Drawing therapy is freaky. The things you can tell about a person by how they draw a tree and a house is beyond cool.

 

[Via Armbar]

What do you think about the reliable rumors that Black Mask will be the primary villian for the next Batman movie Razor?

 

[Razor]

Hmmm....it's definitely a good swerve. I was sure they would somehow try to bring back Two-Face or introduce the (hopefully a non-Johnny Depp) Riddler.

Black Mask...are we talking cult leader Black Mask?

Oh, wait! They could go with the Battle for the Cowl Black Mask! Black Mask was technically killed (shot in the head, I think) by Catwoman. But:

Spoiler

Black Mask II is seen in Battle for the Cowl. He takes over Penguin's mob and kicks Two-Face out of Gotham. It is revealed to be Jeremiah Arkham. HOLY SHIT.

If they come out with a Black Mask that is a ganglord, that would be completely bad ass. Have him take over Scarecrow's gang (say they're druggies that are addicted to the adrenaline rush of the Scare Gas) and the gangs that were left without a leader after Joker and Two-Face got down killing them. Holy shit.

Then, if they want to, they can bring in the Penguin because Black Mask was aligned with the Penguin up until the events of No Man's Land. We could have Black Mask and Penguin in the same movie.

/orgasm

/dead

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

According to some crazy conspiracy nut, I should be out of the country by mid June. Apparently there is a secret food shortage in America and there will be martial law declared in June. The American Economy will collapse, and China will invade. Most of America will die. Oh noes.

:O

Advice from Razor: Get the girlz by being confident, joking, smiling, and making eye contact. It'll work every time. That's assuming you're funny.

Lies, I'm as funny as someone can be. Oh wait, you said to be all those things, not pretend. Ok, I'll give it a shot.

Drawing therapy is freaky. The things you can tell about a person by how they draw a tree and a house is beyond cool.

Details please. I need to know how to draw my trees so I don't seem insane.

How are you?

 

[Razor]

:O

I know, amirite?

Lies, I'm as funny as someone can be. Oh wait, you said to be all those things, not pretend. Ok, I'll give it a shot.

Eye contact. Smile. Be genuinely funny. You'll get the slam dunk every time. Girls (especially hot ones) like it when a guy is comfortable around them. That's my theory as to why every girl likes assholes. Assholes are comfortable around anyone.

Details please. I need to know how to draw my trees so I don't seem insane.

Leaves on the branches is always better than bare branches. A hole in the trunk implies creatures like squirrels are living there, meaning that the child is thinking about happy animals in the tree. A barren tree shows depression or other repressed feelings.

A house, when drawn with a roof that hangs over the walls, shows insecurity. A house without a lot of windows means you're hiding something and don't want society to know your secrets, or it means that your family has secrets that you're consciously hiding or ashamed of. A house with a chimney shows warmth in the home. A happy family. If you have a family out front, then if they are holding hands it's happy. If they are standing separately then the family could have problems. If the child draws any one family member away from the family then that person is emotionally withdrawn from the family.

That's all I remember right now.

How are you?

I'm about to go to bed, actually. How're you?

 

[Pepe Silvia]

You get your finals done, Razor?

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

I know, amirite?

I fear for the future.

Eye contact. Smile. Be genuinely funny. You'll get the slam dunk every time. Girls (especially hot ones) like it when a guy is comfortable around them. That's my theory as to why every girl likes assholes. Assholes are comfortable around anyone.

What is this genuinely funny thing you speak of and how do you fake it?

Leaves on the branches is always better than bare branches. A hole in the trunk implies creatures like squirrels are living there, meaning that the child is thinking about happy animals in the tree. A barren tree shows depression or other repressed feelings.

A house, when drawn with a roof that hangs over the walls, shows insecurity. A house without a lot of windows means you're hiding something and don't want society to know your secrets, or it means that your family has secrets that you're consciously hiding or ashamed of. A house with a chimney shows warmth in the home. A happy family. If you have a family out front, then if they are holding hands it's happy. If they are standing separately then the family could have problems. If the child draws any one family member away from the family then that person is emotionally withdrawn from the family.

My cousin drew a picture were I'm separated from everyone else. Does that little cunt think I'm emotionally separated from the rest of the family?

I'm about to go to bed, actually. How're you?

About to go to bed after I'm done watching this movie.

 

[Барбоса]

I get most of my news from FromtheThread

Razor should produce his own newsletter

 

[FromTheSouth]

Never mind. I was mocking game rage.... I'm sorry roid rage

Why? 1. he's gone, and your kicking a dead man, 2. He was a better poster than you, 3. your obsession with him is bordering on homosexual.

 

[CH David]

FTS, did you ever read my Greatest Rivalry threads in the Stadium?

 

[FromTheSouth]

Not yet. I will though. I've been pretty busy this last week.

 

[CH David]

Not yet. I will though. I've been pretty busy this last week.

No worries. I did two of them back in like September, and today revived it.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Hey everyone, regular readers, new people, lurkers, I made a couple of threads today that could use your two cents (or, in Zero's case, his nonsense).

8th Place Ribbons

What makes a team a "legit" tag team?

 

[FromTheSouth]

Lazy Saturday.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Lazy Saturday.

It's MMA saturday.

 

[Stormtrooper]

How can it be Lazy Saturday, or MMA Saturday? The Yankees are playing the Red Sox. Doesn't that mean that the universe stops whatever they are doing and everyone watches it? And yes, that was sarcasm.

Actually, sitting at ones computer watching a baseball game all day long is pretty lazy.

By the way, What's your thoughts on losing Cushing for 4 games, FTS?

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Most Sox fans are fucking morons for thinking that this rivalry is still even relevant. They just claim to hate the Yankees because it'll put them in with the cool crowd.

 

[Theo Mays]

On the Cushing thing it doesn't surprise me one bit. The guy always seemed like a juicer even back to his college days.

He is a damn good football player and while it will be a big loss a guy like Diles or Adibi will step up for those games.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

How the fuck did his jaw change shape?

 

[FromTheSouth]

How can it be Lazy Saturday, or MMA Saturday? The Yankees are playing the Red Sox. Doesn't that mean that the universe stops whatever they are doing and everyone watches it? And yes, that was sarcasm.

Actually, sitting at ones computer watching a baseball game all day long is pretty lazy.

By the way, What's your thoughts on losing Cushing for 4 games, FTS?

I think we'll be alright. It's going to be harder to pass on us this year, and we'll have a running game. I think we'll be good. 2-2 or 3-1 is what we need coming out of his suspension.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Anyone else have "Ladies and Gentlemen, Jay-z!" in the "Words Betty White will never say" pool. I just lost.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Betty White hosts SNL, and Molly Shannon, Tina Fey, and Amy Poehler all come back. Nice. The Golden Girls still have some stroke.

 

[INDYjon22]

How was your weekend FTS?

 

[FromTheSouth]

Pretty boring. I like that sometimes. A lot of drinking, no drama, and back to work tomorrow. My new place is finished being remodeled, so I am going to start moving some stuff today and hopefully be done by next weekend.

How was yours?