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[Kanye South]

I don't have a girlfriend. I find flirting and being a man ****e is much better. I have no family or responsibility to worry about and I loves me some vagina. Then again, Razor is older than me and in college, so different strokes for different folks.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I was with JKO for a while, but I am ready to get settled down for a while.

 

[Kanye South]

I'm afraid to make a joke about that. You might go all, "shitty ass barfly ruining my thread, go make a nonspam post" on me.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I've been in a mood lately. I will admit that. At least I offer you constructive criticism. I want you to succeed.

 

[Razor]

And all you had to do was find a fifth grader!

And that's all I have to say on that subject.

 

[Ty Burna]

What's crackin FTS?

 

[FromTheSouth]

What it is TY? New name, huh? Likin it. You couldmplay for Phil Jackson...or be him.

 

[Razor]

FTS.

If you had to change your legal name, what would it be?

 

[Ty Burna]

What it is TY? New name, huh? Likin it. You couldmplay for Phil Jackson...or be him.

It is what it is homie. I got bored and decided to switch it up, see how I like this name for a month. And Phil Jackson ain't got shit on my Shaolin Style.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Ah shit son! Fuck up the Big Hippie - while remaining peaceful and focused.

 

[Ty Burna]

Ah shit son! Fuck up the Big Hippie - while remaining peaceful and focused.

I'll just meditate while I beat his face into a bloody pulp.

Either that or I'll just use some Twin Hook swords.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Did you see that National Geographic where they compared Shaolin weapons to some tribal jungle weapons? The twin hook swords were the shit, but some resinated wood from some random jungle in Samoa was light as hell and smashed heads.

 

[Ty Burna]

Did you see that National Geographic where they compared Shaolin weapons to some tribal jungle weapons? The twin hook swords were the shit, but some resinated wood from some random jungle in Samoa was light as hell and smashed heads.

I think you may be mentioning the Deadliest Warrior show on Spike TV. The Twin Hooks just seriously fucked up the Maori warriors, totaling more kills in the simulation than the entire Maori army did. My only issue with the show though, they focus far more on the power of a weapon than the actual skill and dexterity some of the Shaolin weapons could provide. Maori warriors basically had straight up strength, which is great and all, but the Shaolin monks could keep them at a distance with ease, disarm them, and basically use finesse and agility to take them out. The Shaolin ended up winning but the guys who study this gave way too much praise to the primitive Maori weapons.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I don't know. Brute strength and fearlessness mean a lot in battle if you have numbers. The Maori tribe could very well over run a Shaolin Monastery with numbers. None of those guys would be scared to die. Equal numbers though, I take the monks.

 

[Ty Burna]

I don't know. Brute strength and fearlessness mean a lot in battle if you have numbers. The Maori tribe could very well over run a Shaolin Monastery with numbers. None of those guys would be scared to die. Equal numbers though, I take the monks.

Hard to say, I could understand brute strength and fearlessness with sheer numbers, but at the same time the Shaolin have never showed fear when their monastery was over run in the past. I think the Shaolin would have a better strategy and bottle up the Maori warriors and take them out as the trickle in slowly.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Surely, still, some skulls would bashed. BASH SKULLS BITCH!

 

[Ty Burna]

So I'm contemplating here, Hasheem Thabeet is currently playing for the D League team here in ND, the Dakota Wizards. One hour away. If they have another home game where I can go to it, I may go check it out, just for the simple I don't think a 2nd pick in the draft as ever been in the D League before. I was reading this article about it on Yahoo and they make it sound like we're a fucking wasteland here.

Ok so maybe the writer was partially right, but nowhere near as bad as he makes it sound.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Wow, he fell that far? I thought he was overrated, but nowhere near that bad.

 

[Ty Burna]

They took him based purely on potential. Kinda like Yi Jianlian or whatever his name was that Milwaukee picked a couple years ago. Or Darko Milicic.

Honestly though, it's the D League but fuck it's still entertaining as shit. When I was like 12 or so when I was delivering newspapers to make money, the Newspaper company had a drawing and I won tickets to a game. Not only did I get tickets, but I literally sat underneath the basket and shot around with the players before the game. Quite possibly the greatest way to experience a pro/semi pro game. That and I swept the floor when the players fell. Nothing glamorous but when you're 12 and got these motherfuckers as tall as 6'10" playing ball, you pay attention. And had a blast doing it.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I tried to get to be the court wiper for the Rockets for years.

Never worked. I have gotten to take BP on a AA field though. That was cool.

 

[Ty Burna]

I tried to get to be the court wiper for the Rockets for years.

Never worked. I have gotten to take BP on a AA field though. That was cool.

Right on man. I was never great at baseball, I was a decent third baseman, but my batting was not good at all. Football and basketball is where I excelled at. I was a solid PF/C and I was great at defense. I usually got at least 8 rebounds a game, a few blocked shots, and generally contributed about 6 points a game. My free throw shooting was horrendous, I'm saying Shaq was a better free throw shooter than me. I had a good post up game and every now and again I'd put up 15-18 points in a game.

Football meanwhile I was a left tackle and defensive tackle. My last game I ever played in high school I had 3 sacks and 3 tackles for loss. Then I quit playing in exchange for working 30+ hours a week.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I was always on All_Stars for baseball as a kid, but I gave it up for football. I started for a couple of years on a 5A team in Texas at OT.

 

[Mr. TM]

Right on man. I was never great at baseball, I was a decent third baseman, but my batting was not good at all. Football and basketball is where I excelled at. I was a solid PF/C and I was great at defense. I usually got at least 8 rebounds a game, a few blocked shots, and generally contributed about 6 points a game. My free throw shooting was horrendous, I'm saying Shaq was a better free throw shooter than me. I had a good post up game and every now and again I'd put up 15-18 points in a game.

Football meanwhile I was a left tackle and defensive tackle. My last game I ever played in high school I had 3 sacks and 3 tackles for loss. Then I quit playing in exchange for working 30+ hours a week.

Who the fuck are you, and why the fuck are you wearing Ty's clothing?

 

[Ty Burna]

Who the fuck are you, and why the fuck are you wearing Ty's clothing?

I'm Ty's Zen like twin. Nice to meet you TM, why is your name so close to Ty's? It's almost creepy.

 

[Mr. TM]

He was a fan of mine.