FromtheThread

[Razor]

I read that Evan Bourne fucking won a match. I wanted to break my finger off to distract myself from the horrible pain my soul was being rent through.

I don't know how I missed the Regal Rap, but holy hell. He managed too call himself hung, make fun of the British Parliament, and make the first acceptable pun on WWE television in 20 years from one line. He's my hero.

Bourne is shit.

When I check out the Battlearena tourney thread I had better not see anyone person voting for Ash over Batman. I'll choke a bitch.

 

[Razor]

I'm confused as to what the fuck the main site is talking about some kind of "Bryan Danielson / Daniel Bryan" storyline. Someone please explain, and remember I haven't seen but maybe the first episode of NXT.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I read that Evan Bourne fucking won a match. I wanted to break my finger off to distract myself from the horrible pain my soul was being rent through.

I don't know how I missed the Regal Rap, but holy hell. He managed too call himself hung, make fun of the British Parliament, and make the first acceptable pun on WWE television in 20 years from one line. He's my hero.

Bourne is shit.

When I check out the Battlearena tourney thread I had better not see anyone person voting for Ash over Batman. I'll choke a bitch.

Can't Batman just Batarang Ash in the face? It's not a Pokemon battle. Why is everyone assuming it's Opponent vs Pokemon?

Then again, Brolli got voted over Son Gohan and Cell. Oy.

 

[Razor]

...And we're in glaring, insurmountable debt how?

That's a map of the United States that compares the GDP of each state to a corresponding foreign country.

Notice anything? Like all of the oil producing Middle Eastern countries? Yeah.

 

[Razor]

FTS, you're a fucking jackass.

 

[FromTheSouth]

FTS, you're a fucking jackass.

I said happy birthday in your birthday thread. Also, hi everyone!

 

[Razor]

I stand by my statement.

 

[Razor]

Apparently there's an illegal immigrant with a 4.09 GPA who was denied student loans. Sounds reasonable, right? Being here illegally =/= Federally subsidized loan to go to college.

You would think that there wouldn't be outrage. But apparently there is. How people can support someone stepping and announcing "I'm an illegal immigrant and I can't get a federal loan for school. There's something wrong with that" is beyond me.

She's illegal. She doesn't get our money.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

FTS is taking the office space approach to the Wrestling forums modding job. I can dig it.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Apparently there's an illegal immigrant with a 4.09 GPA who was denied student loans. Sounds reasonable, right? Being here illegally =/= Federally subsidized loan to go to college.

You would think that there wouldn't be outrage. But apparently there is. How people can support someone stepping and announcing "I'm an illegal immigrant and I can't get a federal loan for school. There's something wrong with that" is beyond me.

She's illegal. She doesn't get our money.

Yeah, I couldn't get loans either (and I'm a legal resident) and therefore I, along with my parents, worked our asses off so I could pay for school every semester. In the end, a good deal of my grad school is coming out of my pocket as well.

The fact that the Governor of Massachusetts, Deval Patrick, wanted free in-state tuition for illegals (something that he hasn't done yet but it still pisses me off) nauseates me. It spits in the face of people who are actually from here that want to work for the American Dream.

Fuck that girl. I'm sure there are good schools in whatever country she's from.

FTS is taking the office space approach to the Wrestling forums modding job. I can dig it.

So that means he'll be the new admin?

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

I can't believe Obama thinks that the Mexican government is actually the one in charge in the country. It's the Cartel's he should be courting.

 

[Razor]

It's not Obama as much as what the Government wants us to think. I hold that's part of why Immigration has been danced around for so long. No one wants to actually think about the southern border, where we're steadily losing control.

Cartels don't only control all of Mexico that isn't guarded for 20 miles around by the Mexican Army (so...tourist spots), but they are also spilling into the United States. There's a city in Arizona (forgive me, I don't remember the name) that has had the cases of kidnappings increase a hundredfold in the past few years. Why? Because cartels are starting to go into Arizona for the kidnapping victims.

They are so powerful that they are starting to buyout and operate drug clinics. They basically say "We made you clean, you work for us now." People move from being the slave of drugs to being enslaved by the drug dealers.

It's a hell hole down there, but we're too busy watching British Petroleum shit themselves over a oil spill that was caused by shitty equipment that was only allowed to exist because of shittier regulations and the entire lack of people even going and checking out the oil rig for quality standards.

Mexican's been in a civil war since early last year. The drug cartels won.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Laredo in Texas has the same problem with kidnapping. Its also a huge spot for drug cartels to attempt recruiting young teens. And oh yeah, its right across the border from one of the most dangerous areas in Nuevo Laredo, Mexico so a lot of the violence and gun fights spill over.

Coolest three days of my life ever.

 

[Razor]

There's a reason why the State Department tells everyone not to go to Mexico. You know where else we shouldn't go? Afghanistan, Iran, or North Korea. Something about a war in Afghanistan, fucking crazy religious extremists in Iran, and the fucked up thoughts of North Korea.

Speaking of North Korea, remember that South Korean ship that sank during the stand-off between South Korean and North Korean ships on the disputed maritime border around 2 months ago? Yeah, there was an "external explosion" and the South Korean ship sank. North Korea said they didn't send a torpedo, and apparently no one could prove how it sank, so North Korea essentially got a free pass for torpedoing a South Korean ship. (Though, really, they're still at war....so it's not like they're breaking any laws.)

North Korea is now saying that if they're punished for the ship sinking that open hostilities might just break out.

How many balls does Kim Jong Il have? Not only does he (...allegedly...) sink a South Korean ship, but now he gets to threaten war if he's embargoed over it.

I mean holy fuck, that man is one big ball of crazy. And evil. Swimming in money while your people are starving isn't very nice. He put out a public service announcement telling everyone who couldn't eat to eat grass. For reals. Grass.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

There's a reason why the State Department tells everyone not to go to Mexico. You know where else we shouldn't go? Afghanistan, Iran, or North Korea. Something about a war in Afghanistan, fucking crazy religious extremists in Iran, and the fucked up thoughts of North Korea.

Speaking of North Korea, remember that South Korean ship that sank during the stand-off between South Korean and North Korean ships on the disputed maritime border around 2 months ago? Yeah, there was an "external explosion" and the South Korean ship sank. North Korea said they didn't send a torpedo, and apparently no one could prove how it sank, so North Korea essentially got a free pass for torpedoing a South Korean ship. (Though, really, they're still at war....so it's not like they're breaking any laws.)

North Korea is now saying that if they're punished for the ship sinking that open hostilities might just break out.

How many balls does Kim Jong Il have? Not only does he (...allegedly...) sink a South Korean ship, but now he gets to threaten war if he's embargoed over it.

I mean holy fuck, that man is one big ball of crazy. And evil. Swimming in money while your people are starving isn't very nice. He put out a public service announcement telling everyone who couldn't eat to eat grass. For reals. Grass.

Grass No mention of insects or your own feces yet. I'm surprised.

 

[Razor]

It's fucking horrible. The man is buying new Bentleys and getting imported beer and steak while his people cant' eat. Arkansas sends what, half of our rice to them as part of the Humanitarian Aid that the United Sta--UN sends to North Korea.

So Kim Jong Il gets the cool dictator award for standing up to America. He also gets the cool points for keeping North Korea strong against the embargo. He also gets the money he needs by smuggling all of the cool North Korean weapons through the Black Market.

He acts tough while we feed his citizens. And when even our aid isn't enough, he tells them to eat grass. Let President Obama come on the TV and tell everyone in the United States to eat grass because the big bad Middle East raised oil prices and our economy sunk. Only we know he's living on steak and beer while we're eating rice from Pakistan and supplementing it with the flesh of dogs and our fat friends.

Yeah, see how long D.C. is left not burning. Then again, we also don't worship our President as a God, or let him have a life long term. And we don't have China funding our government while threatening to invade us if we do anything to upset the status quo.

Well....at least, we're not supposed to be letting China threaten us with invasion. I bet they just threaten us with foreclosure.

 

[Барбоса]

Settle, petal

 

[Razor]

Stupid bitches keep messing with this ghost in their home.

You know why Paranormal Activity was unbelievable? Because the man was the one who was wanting to fuck with the ghost that was haunting his girlfriend. Obviously, from A Haunting on the Discovery Channel, it's always the ******ed bitch that isn't in her kitchen.

FromtheBack Stance: Women should just stay in their kitchens like they're supposed to. While they're there they can make up an elaborate system of pulleys and levers to get me the sandwich they made me without stepping out of the kitchen.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

You gotta be fucking kidding me. Is the U.N seriously considering a "Internet Tax"? /facepalm. This is further proof that the U.N doesn't stand for shit anymore.

 

[Razor]

Texas Republicans Are Fucking ******ed

Of course. Why not let 9 Texas Republicans completely fuck over the Texas school system?

So now Thomas Jefferson wasn't an important Constitutional figure.

So now the Founding Fathers were influenced by Judeo-Christian values? Ummm....no, they weren't. Most, including Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, and George Washington were Deists.

I will admit that separation of Church and State are not in the Constitution. However, there is a law against the government either founding a religion (ala Henry VIII with the Anglican Church of England) or stating one as the national religion (like if Congress were to announce tomorrow that Christianity is the official United States religion).

Refer to this country as a Constitutional Republic, I'll agree with that. We're not a Democracy, or else we'd all have to vote on every single issue. The Founding Fathers knew we wouldn't be smart enough as a whole to do that, so they had us elect representatives (that were supposed to be smarter than us) to do it for us.


But come on. When teachers in Texas are coming out in force against the plan, you know something is up. Schooling too liberal....have those representatives ever been taught in Texas?

 

[Razor]

You gotta be fucking kidding me. Is the U.N seriously considering a "Internet Tax"? /facepalm. This is further proof that the U.N doesn't stand for shit anymore.

It was only a matter of time. Good thing America doesn't have to doing anything the UN says, considering we haven't done anything they said in along ass time.

Remember when Bush invaded Iraq? The UN said "Hey, don't do that." Bush looked at them, laughed his disarming cowboy laugh, and said "Yeah...I'm going to go hang Saddam Hussein."

The UN means nothing. But this is yet another attempt to regulate the Internet that will fail. Australia is trying that "Black List" Internet filter, but once the entire Australian Internet slows to 5% of the speed it used to be while filtering out exactly 0% of the sites Black Listed we'll all know exactly how well that went.

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

Did you hear the one about Oswalt asking for a trade from the 'Stros yesterday?

 

[Razor]

Mr. Anderson is a fucking jackass, by the way.

 

[Razor]

From what I've read of the outcome of the Orton/Edge match...if Orton is injured, that was a great way to end the match quickly and save the feud. Orton is pushed because he somehow dodged the spear while his shoulder was dislocated, and Edge only lost because he ran head first into a freaking barricade.

Kofi got the IC title. Noice.