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[FromTheSouth]

Carrie Underwood won and I want to take her hole.

 

[Razor]

Oh come on. Why'd you have to go and ban me? Fucking mods.

I've never really gotten into the talent shows. If I want to watch singing, I'll flip to Glee.

 

[Scotty]

Carrie Underwood won and I want to take her hole.

Aw man. I wanted that hole.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Well, unless we play hockey....not happening.

 

[Razor]

Hockey...that reminds me.

USA. USA. USA. USA. Amurica.

 

[Scotty]

Well, unless we play hockey....not happening.

Sadly, I know. Maybe we could join or coach a pee-wee team?

 

[Theo Mays]

I'm totally envious of that Canadian bastard that stole Carrie from me.

 

[Mr. TM]

Fisher has shared her with every canadian

 

[FromTheSouth]

Fisher has shared her with every canadian

So her vagina is now tighter than it was before from lack of being actually stretched?

 

[Razor]

FTS, that was a stretch. But I'll give it to you.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Yeah, basically, what I was going for was "Canadians have tiny penises."

 

[Dave]

Evening.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Howdy.

 

[Dave]

How are things, FTS?

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

FTS, that was a stretch. But I'll give it to you.

I see what you did there.

 

[FromTheSouth]

How are things, FTS?

Alright. Feeling a little under the weather.

How are you?

 

[ZeroVX]

Yeah, basically, what I was going for was "Canadians have tiny penises."

Yeah, well, Texans have tiny brains.

 

[Dave]

Not bad, man.

Just chilling out and watching some TV. I just figured that I should come in here more often. Mainly because you gave me a super rub when I was a n00b here.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Meh, this will fail. I'm not interesting enough to keep a thread about myself going. I just figured I would find somewhere to keep my drunken rantings contained.

 

[Kanye South]

I need to start coming in this bitch.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Everyone does. This thread should have subforums.

 

[FromTheSouth]

So, yeah, the guys on idol aren't very good either. Just like last night, one or two really stand out, and the rest are just kind of there.

I can see three or four people releasing albums that break the top 200, and one, the young girl who went last last night, actually being famous.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Apparently....Leafy is more interesting than I am.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Chili's is using Shiner Bock BBQ sauce. Mmmm.

Shiner Bock is excellent. Texas makes better beer than Canada.

 

[ZeroVX]

Shiner Bock is excellent. Texas makes better beer than Canada.

I'd laugh and make the typical "Canadian beer > American beer" argument, but then I remembered that I don't drink...