Friends with Benifits

[Monkey_Mania]

Ok, I'm older than you, so here is some unsolicited advice.

Do it. Be a friend with benefits. She was cheating on you. The fact that it was with a chick does not make it different. Have lots of sex with her. Have lots of sex with lots of girls. You don't want to be learning on your wedding night. You want to do that right. And it's not all about technique. You build stamina. You need to be more comfortable with intimacy too. By the time you get married you want to be so comfortable with people seeing your body that you can take a shit while jacking off with the door open and your grandmother watching. Don't actually do that, just be that comfortable. The only way to do that is by having sex, and lot's of it.

This girl cheated on you. If she still wants to touch your penis, fucking let her. Don't be a pussy. I'm cheering for you kid.

This is by far the stupidest post on sex I have ever read. Why is he a pussy? Because he wants to stay abstinent until he's with a girl he is married to and really fucking cares for? Don't be a bitch about the situation. Friends with benefits is never a good idea. Especially if it's with an ex.


CCS I commend you and hope you keep your promise to yourself. One body of Christ brother!

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I've already accepted the offer. I figure it's a good thing if I'm ever in diar need of some tail.

Welp, Looks like you can disregard my last post.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I've already accepted the offer. I figure it's a good thing if I'm ever in diar need of some tail.

Welp, Looks like you can disregard my last post. Damn...

 

[Harthan]

Abstinence has a lot of down sides.

Like no sex.

 

[CCS]

Lol, I just said yes incase I'm in need very very bad. I fully expect to try to stay abstinant untill I'm married. What I've already done is bad enough.

 

[FromTheSouth]

[QUOTE="Rowdy" Monkey Piper;807386]This is by far the stupidest post on sex I have ever read. Why is he a pussy? Because he wants to stay abstinent until he's with a girl he is married to and really fucking cares for? Don't be a bitch about the situation. Friends with benefits is never a good idea. Especially if it's with an ex.


CCS I commend you and hope you keep your promise to yourself. One body of Christ brother![/QUOTE]

He didn't want to stay abstinent, he broke up with a virgin and started dating a crazy bi girl. He wasn't not getting ass by choice.

 

[CCS]

Yeah.......I woulda nailed the virgin in a heartbeat........but I just smacked her ass once and she smacked me in the face........so that wasnt happening.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Looks like you can disregard my last post.

But I wasn't calling him a pussy, I was urging him not to become one.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Ahh I see. I still love FTS. No joke.

 

[CCS]

I still like the virgin better, she didnt know how to use her body to decieve me into doing things. She was just cute, I prefer just cute.

 

[FromTheSouth]

[QUOTE="Rowdy" Monkey Piper;807428]Ahh I see. I still love FTS. No joke.[/QUOTE]

You ain't too bad yourself.

slaps monkey on the ass


Good Game!

 

[HBK-aholic]

Abstinence has a lot of down sides.

Like no sex.

Thanks for my new sig quote.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Yeah.......I woulda nailed the virgin in a heartbeat........but I just smacked her ass once and she smacked me in the face........so that wasnt happening.

Good girl.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[CCS]

Good girl.

Flames Out
Dragon

Not a good girl. I was just playing with her.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Right?

How does being prude make her a good girl?

Abstaining is one thing, but resorting to physical violence over a little joke? You don't think that's a little extreme ED? What if she grabbed his wallet, as a joke, and he slapped her? You'd be all over him.


CCS, this virgin isn't worth your time. Stick with the freaky girl.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I never understood girls who would hit their boyfriend for touching their ass/boobs. Honestly, what do they expect?

 

[Father:_Polley]

Not a good girl. I was just playing with her.

Clocks are screwed again.

If you'd slapped my ass I'd have slapped your face

 

[HBK-aholic]

I never understood girls who would hit their boyfriend for touching their ass/boobs. Honestly, what do they expect?

 

[CCS]

Nawwwww, The virgin loosened up after a while. She's not as uptight anymore.

 

[CCS]

Nawwwww, The virgin loosened up after a while. She's not as uptight anymore.



Repost, crappy forums.

 

[CCS]

I just realized the irony of that post.

 

[FromTheSouth]

HAHAHAHAHA

I didn't catch that, but that's funny.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Right?

How does being prude make her a good girl?

Abstaining is one thing, but resorting to physical violence over a little joke? You don't think that's a little extreme ED? What if she grabbed his wallet, as a joke, and he slapped her? You'd be all over him.


CCS, this virgin isn't worth your time. Stick with the freaky girl.

Guess the sarcasm didn't translate over the internet lol.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[FromTheSouth]

My bad. Apology rep on the way.

 

[Murfish]

Guess the sarcasm didn't translate over the internet lol.

Flames Out
Dragon

Dont forget the tags, dammit.

[plain][sarcasm][/sarcasm][/plain]