Fresh Prince Theme But Different (Not For The Easily Offended)

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  1. Y 2 Jake

    Y 2 Jake Slightly Autistic

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    Chris Benoit style. Stolen from another site.


    In the fields of Canada, born and raised,
    Choking other men is how I spent most of my days.
    Headbuttin', cross-facin', as a technical king,
    All while shootin' some steroids outside of the ring.
    When I lost my iPod, I was up to no good.
    Skipped a match and flew back to my neighborhood.
    I took one too many roids, my wife gasped for breath,
    I said "Stop moving your little ass while I choke you to death!"

    I whistled for my son and when he came near,
    He still had "Fragile-X" and the physique of a queer.
    If anything I could say that this kid was rare,
    But I thought "Nah, forget it" and deprived him of air!

    I went down to the gym around 7 or 8,
    And I yelled to myself "Yo Chris, smell ya latah!"
    Hung myself to death, at a very young age,
    Now I'm burning in hell, all because of roid-rage.
     
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  2. Uncle Sam

    Uncle Sam Rear Naked Bloke

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    I like it. If you tried to perform it though, it wouldn't flow. Yo!

    Hot damn, I'm Mrs. Sam!!
     
  3. Y 2 Jake

    Y 2 Jake Slightly Autistic

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    Im my head: Funny.

    Rapping to your homies: Failure.
     
  4. LipstickAndBruises

    LipstickAndBruises cuz cute girls like wrestling too

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    I laughed at the second verse....then hated myself for a second for laughing....then I laughed at that.
     
  5. justinsayne

    justinsayne Cody Rhodes is an excellant

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    Funny, in a disturbing sort a way, but still funny non the less
     
  6. FunkyAAF

    FunkyAAF Guest

    hilarious
     
  7. TheRealLionheart089

    TheRealLionheart089 Occasional Pre-Show

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    lol this is hilarious, what site did u get this from?
     
  8. Markie C

    Markie C Dark Match Winner

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    lawl funny, i wish i was not laughing but o well.
     
  9. Derf

    Derf O.M.G.

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    Holy Crap thats great! If anyone ever see's a video of this on Youtube or anything, send a link, Aight? I'm gonna go look for it right now.

    And yes, I'm ashamed of myself.
     
  10. Slyfox696

    Slyfox696 Excellence of Execution

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    Amazing.

    The best part is how it follows along the theme of most rap music! Drugs, swearing, violence, killing people.

    This song could be a number 1 chart topper.

    Hilarious stuff.
     
  11. FoleyIsGod

    FoleyIsGod Hardcore Legend

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    That is genius!

    Repp for finding it!

    Would kill(no pun intended) to see this as a video form on youtube
     
  12. Afro-Ameri-Spawn

    Afro-Ameri-Spawn Houston's Hometown Hero

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    In my totally unsolicited and solitary opinion, it's an offensive bit. I'm not easily offended, but I think it makes light of three people whose lives tragically ended, no matter how snappy the beat is.
     
  13. BooCocky

    BooCocky On A Nature walk with Daniel Bryan

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    this is kind of cruel and offensive but it is hilarious. Follows the theme of most rap music violence and killing.
     
  14. Shocky

    Shocky Kissin Babies and Huggin Fat Girlz

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    as stated, stereotypical rap song, but hilarious nonetheless
     
  15. Mr.ROCKY

    Mr.ROCKY Guest

    well i dunno why im laughing XD i shoudlnt be lol we all shoudnt be but ahahahahahahahahahahaaha wow
     
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    Mr.ROCKY Guest

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