Forget Everything You Think You Know About Sam

[Uncle Sam]

It's 2012. I've dug out a pencil and poked at my factory reset. Figuratively speaking.

Do I like TNA? Do I hate Christian? Is Coco a troll after all? Watch this space.

 

[¡Roján!]

ItBegins?

If so, where are the flashy blue jackets?

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Where is the dissapointment

 

[Uncle Sam]

I don't know what I'm being asked.

 

[¡Roján!]

I'm so confused and aimless. Help me, paps.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

So.......is this your second coming?

 

[CH David]

So.......is this your second coming?

Nope that was this morning.

 

[JGlass]

Sam: You seem to be a bit of a film buff. Is it a hobby of yours, or do you aspirations to work in the industry like this bright-eyed college student?

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Your reset button is called Becca. And I'll leave the poking comment upto you now.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Sam: You seem to be a bit of a film buff. Is it a hobby of yours, or do you aspirations to work in the industry like this bright-eyed college student?

I've hit my reset button. I'm like a ******ed baby badger emerging into the sunlight right now. Why would you vex a ******ed baby badger with such questions?

To answer your question, I own three rows of Blu-rays and am - to some degree - literate. I think, technically speaking, that makes me a screenwriter. I do study politics for some stupid fucking reason. Still, next time there's a riot, I'll be stealing basmati rice because I want proportional representation. And basmati rice.

Your reset button is called Becca. And I'll leave the poking comment upto you now.

Klunderbunker's sloppy seconds? Please. Even ******ed baby badgers have some standards.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Still, next time there's a riot, I'll be stealing basmati rice because I want proportional representation. And basmati rice.

Will you be taking a photo of yourself with the basmati rice (Tesco's I can only assume)?

 

[Uncle Sam]

No. Not after last time.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I hate these threads. I can never tell if I'm just not smart enough to follow what you guys are talking about or if you're just being British again.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Would you like me to explain the terms "proportional representation" and "basmati rice"?

 

[Nate DaMac]

I'd rather learn where the term, "Limey" comes from.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Our sailors used to eat limes to fend off scurvy. Foreign sailors, presumably dying of scurvy, dubbed us limeys.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

No. Not after last time.

So you're black, eh?

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

I like how you stole Basmati rice from our land and now pass it off as British. As too with Chken Tikka.

We did the same with that big brother chick who died of cancer.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I like how you stole Basmati rice from our land

Tesco?

 

[Tastycles]

Almost at Fulham. Wearing shoe socks. Got to go, can see my "date".

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Tesco?

Close, Kashmir. *wink wink*

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Almost at Fulham. Wearing shoe socks. Got to go, can see my "date".

Sam?