favorite wrestling quotes

[Eternal Dragon]

"And Lita jerking Edge off- the ladder" Jim Ross

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[Death Knight]

hes a funny man jim ross isnt he? apparently hes gay!

 

[Eternal Dragon]

He is?

"And that's why I kicked your leg out your leg"- Owen Hart (ahhhh we miss you)

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[Death Knight]

from what ive heard....he says hes married with two teenage daughters but i saw an ad on a wwe dvd for his cookbook thing and it said that "hes also gay"

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Oh, well okay!

"I just have one thing to ask you, how do you get your muscles to go around yo back like that?" Triple H to "fake" Mark Henry- mocking the Nation

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[to_good_4_ya]

I remember another.

"Extremely Crappy Wrestling" King Lawler

 

[grungy72]

me and my peeps - christian

 

[PornstXr]

"BAHHHH GAWWD BAAAHH GAWD"

"ITS AUSTIN, AUSTIN its AUSTIN BAHHH GAWD"

"SLOBBERKNOCKER"

"JAZABEL"

 

[grungy72]

Stone Cold, Stone Cold, Stone Cold

 

[RatedRKO]

*For those with the benefit of flash photography
*To be the man...whoooo.....you gotta beat the man!
*Smell what the Rock is cookin'?!
*Try me i'll make you famous
*Big Puppa Pump is your hook up, holla is ya hear me?!
*What!?

 

[Uncle Sam]

"And that's the bottom line 'cos...No, no that's not it" -The Rock
"OH MY GOOODDDDD!!!!" Joey Styles, whenever anyone goes through a table

 

[ESeeDubbya]

"I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me!" -- "Rowdy" Roddy Piper

"Hey, he speaks pretty well for a guy who just ate 2 lbs of crackers." -- Bobby H on Lou Ferign's speech impediment

Bobby Heenan on the Ultimate Warrior: "This guy makes coffee nervous."

"The pleasure was all yours." -- Jesse Ventura

 

[JKO]

We've Got the Man Beast..And We have the Hoe's Beast - Y2J talkin to Rhyno and Steph

Even the 747 Looks Small Flyin Into the Grand Canyon - HHH to Steph

Can You Get That.....SUCKKKKKKAAAA - Booker T

My Favorite Of all Time LMAOO

NWO is standin Out side Of HBK's Dressing Room..Booker walks up..

Booker T "Ay Man..I gotta talk to Shawn Micheals...Mr HBK..Heart Break Kid.."
Nash - Cant Go IN there man.He is thinkin Told us not to bother him..
Booker T - Nah man..I gotta talk to Shawn Micheals bout his Theme Music..SHAWN SHAWN SHAWNNN Im jus ya sexy boy..im not ya boy toy whats that!..nah man i need to get in there and Collaboratize on these Lyrics Ya Dig?
X-Pac - Its Collaborate man..you need to lay off the caffiene..whats wrong wit you..
Big Show Shakes His Head..
Booker T - HaHa..Iiight I see you brought in Shawn Micheals the Heart Break Kid, You like that dont you..Bet you like this to.....BOOOK BOOOK BOOOOOKK..Im jus ya Booker T..BOOOOKKKKER TTTTT..Im not ya Sucka...SUCKKKKAAAA.....*walks off Singing*

 

[Yaszie_123]

"I am the best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be." - Bret Hart
"I got two words for ya... SUCK IT!" - D Generation X

 

[grungy72]

im going to give you the greatest show on earth, why because i can - hbk

have a nice day - mick foley

nwo is 4 life and thats just to sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet - nwo

your punk ass in trouble - booker t

 

[iamwrestling]

"What?!!!!"-Stone Cold
"Triple H, you're the Game? The Rock's gonna take your little game, shine it up reeeeal nice, put it back in the box, fold it up, turn dat son bitch sideways and shove it straight up your candy ass!!!!!"-The Rock
"Feel the POOOUUUUNNNCCCCEEEE!...PERIOD!"-Monty Brown
After Gorilla Monsoon was talking about Bret Hart's parents looking on nervously, Bobby Heenan had this to say "You know why they're nervous? They snuck in. They're nervous that security is going to come and get them." Monsoon replied "Would you be serious? You'll be outta here!"