Fan excitement: LLVIII

[Lee]

Hi all we're here to ask for fan excitement on Lethal Lottery.

Let us know what you hope to see during the Lethal Lottery match itself. Which match you're most interested in and why.

Go wild.

 

[Lee]

Leon Kensworth caught up with former WZCW star Doug Crashin today. Leon ordered a Big Mac, Fries and a large Diet Coke. Crashin was happy to serve him.

 

[ShinChan]

Were the fries french or not?

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I giggled, like a lot.


Speaking of having a giggle, what's the over/under on the number of fat jokes Jack Cohen makes during the World Title match?

 

[Lee]

Original WZCW champion Joseph Rios was spotted around Phoenix today. Dressed as a janitor he was happy to clean up Leon Kensworth's McDonalds food wrappers.

 

[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

The Lethal Lottery will be Paradyse.

 

[Dave]

Word has it that WZCW alum Amber Warren was due to make a comeback at the Lethal Lottery match tonight. Veteran interviewer Stacey Madison followed up the lead to a travelling circus that Amber Warren has been making a very good living at, as the resident Bearded Lady. Upon being asked about a return to wrestling, Amber said:

"Wrestling? I've got bigger fish to fry right now. I must-dash"

 

[Lee]

Former WZCW star James Baker, who famously refused to play Roulette with Russian Bratchny at LLII, has been spotted in Phoenix. He's selling t-shirts saying "Baker lives matter" but they haven't been selling well. More popular is "Black Lives Matter" showing support for WZCW champion Garth Black.

 

[ShinChan]

At the end of Lethal Lottery VIII:

The winner celebrates in the ring. Suddenly, he/she stops celebrating and then gives a wacky smile. Then he/she immediately turns into Xaitlyn Serpiente and then into a snake.

 

[Lee]

Fans were shocked when they saw former tag team champion Anthony Michaels in the back of a limo with Abel Hunnicutt and Austin Reynolds. After further investigation it turned out to be current tag team champion John Constantine and was a case of mistaken identity.

 

[Dave]

Some WZCW fans have been in touch with us to warn us about a possible scam happening around the Lethal Lottery tonight. Some people have been spotted around the city sporting placards that say "Come here to see Second Coming". Fans were annoyed that it wasn't a meet and greet with Phoenix and Garth Black but rather a demonstration about the re-appearance of Jesus Christ.

 

[Lee]

Rumours of Steamboat Ricky being spotted in Phoenix in his boat were proved incorrect as Phoenix is 200 miles from the sea.

 

[Lee]

Famed Latin singer Ricky Martin has been spotted in Phoenix, Arizona. Rumours abound that he is waiting to strike against long time rival Action Saxton.

 

[Lee]

Rumours have it that former head of creative Lee has been spotted leaving work to continue his press tour have turned to be correct.

 

[Lee]

Rumours have it that Mr. Banks has realised tomorrow is Halloween. He's hoping that he will be able to throw a last minute reference to the event somewhere on the Lottery. He probably won't though.

 

[Lee]

"The Paramount" Joe T has been spotted in a bar in Phoenix, Arizona telling everyone he can that he used to wrestle for WZCW. No one can remember him, there's a reason for that.

 

[Lee]

Cory and Alex Bowen have been spotted in Phoenix. No one is sure why they're there but it's probably linked to the killer clown craze.

 

[Dave]

Some reports coming in claim that former WZCW superstar, USA, is now working for the Donald Trump presidential campaign. When asked how he would deal with someone like Eve Taylor in the Lethal Lottery match, he told reporters that he would eliminate her via p***y grabbing.

 

[Lee]

Rumour has it Ace David has been spotted in Phoenix. By Phoenix we mean Arizona and not the WZCW superstar.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Fans have reported that Vengeance has been sighted travelling through Phoenix, Arizona. When questioned about whether he'll be making an appearance, Vengeance broke down crying.

Vengeance has been suffering from an identity crisis, and has been visiting a psychiatrist in Phoenix to determine whether he is Lars Reidar, Vengeance, or Julia Cunningham.

 

[Lee]

Rumour has it that former WZCW stars Ashleigh Falkon and Mr. Baller have been waiting in line for 5 days in Phoenix. It turns out they wanted to get ahead of the competition.

 

[Lee]

Rumours abound that a joke ending filmed for the fans in attendance was actually shown live and the real LL winner is due to be announced on Meltdown.

 

[The Doctor]

Rumours abound that a joke ending filmed for the fans in attendance was actually shown live and the real LL winner is due to be announced on Meltdown.

Thank god.