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Fake Wrestling match I wrote

Safari.GFX

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Yeah, it's for another E-fed, thought I would share it.

Damon Brooks vs. Joe King
Other Character
Joe King

Backstage in the arena, roughly 3 hours before show a very good looking man, wearing sunglasses and holding a large duffle bag. As he pasts one of the producers the producer jokingly says

"Is there a body in there! haha"

"I don't know, have you checked on your dog lately?"

"Well sorry Mr. Smart Ass"

Joe King violently pushes the producer up against the wall in the hall way.

"I don't quite understand where you get off disrespecting in such a way, but I promise you if it happens again you wont work for this company, or any company unless you do it in sign language becuase I will tear your vocal chordes right out of your skinny throat you son of a bitch!"

Joe shoves him halfway down the hallway. and goes into this locker room to prepare for his match. This is his first match in the united states in 8 years, it's been almost 3 years since working on television, and 6 months since wrestling at all. While wrapping his wrist in tape, many thoughts go through his mind. He wonders to himself if he'll have ring rust. He asks himself if he has the stamina to go a full match, but he also knows that he needs to prove himself.

Just then Justin Michaels, the backstage interviewer approaches Joe.

"Excuse me Mr. King, May I be the first to welcome you to XWA and ask for a quick word regarding you match"

Joe looks into the camera and gives a smirk.

"You know, I have alot of experience, Damon Brookes has a lot of expirence. Together we have no experience. One word for tonights match.... EPIC!"



He knows he can mess up he can't get into any physical altercations backstage, he can't be mouthy to his fellow wrestlers, he has to last in XWA, this may be his last chance to wise to stardom in the united states. At the same time he knows he can't let the other wrestlers pick him apart he has to stand up for himself, he has to prove he's a man.

His father, a very accomplished wrestler over seas has laid the foundation for the King wrestling family, now Joe must build the house. With what seems the weight of the world on his shoulders Joe heads out towards the ring as his music starts to play.


Joe walks out to a blaze of gold pyro exploding all the way from the tron to the ring, the crowd is on there feet, welcoming the second generation superstar into XWA.

You can see the look in Joe's eye, he's proud. He know's his Dad is proud to, and in the end that's what matters, that he made his Mother and Father proud.


"Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home
Oh, won't you please take me home...."


After the opening guitar licks of Guns 'N Rose's hit song "Paradise City" starts to blast through out the sold out arena, Joe makes his way to the ring, shaking hands with members of the audience and signing a few autograph.

One in particular the camera panned in on, a young boy in the audience was holding a sign that said " "Stunning" Joe King!, The one "n only!" Joe, grabbed the sign and autographed it for the kid. After that the father asked for a picture, so Joe lifted the kid over the barrier and put him on his shoulder. both The child and Joe have the thumbs up at the camera as the father snapped the photo.

Joe makes his way to the steel steps and walks up the side of the rind, and steps between the Top and middle rope. he climbs the turn buckle and throws his hands in the air, after stepping down Joe hands the Ring Announcer a note card and goes to the corner.


"Ladies and gentlemen now in the ring he's from Toledo Ohio, this second generation superstar spent most of his life in Japan, he now resides in San Fransisco California. He weighed in this afternoon at 226 pounds, he is "Stunning" Joe King"

A set of blue pyro goes off as Damon Brooks makes his way from behind the curtain. Damon is wearing Black tights, one side of the being Gold, and the other Blue, Joe quickly realizes these are the University of Michigan's colors, Ohio State's arch nemesis.

Damon doesn't hurry himself getting down the ring. He gets a good amount of boo's from the crowd, although some people in the first row are reaching out trying to touch Damon on the shoulder, he doesn't pay note to any of them, as he rolls in the ring, and walks around showcasing himself with his arms spread, as if everyone should be looking at him.

Joe shakes his head as if he wants to wipe Damons Smirk off of his face, but he waits and stretches. He lets his anger build up, like the steam in a tea pot, slowly,and slowly.

"Ladies and gentlemen, now inside the ring, he is from parts unknown, he weighed in this after noon at 246 pounds, he is Damon Brooks!

!Ding!
!Ding!
!Ding!


The match begins with Joe and Damon circling around the ring, Joe does this for a few moments and you can tell Damon is getting mad. Damon goes to lock up and Joe ducks under and behind him and does a roll up pin! With only a one count, Joe gets to his feet and Damon is on his knees. Out of no where Joe hits Damon with a Shining wizard Joe hops quickly to his feet as Damon lay on his back holding his head. Joe quickly looks behind him then hits a Standing Moonsault Joe goes for the cover, not hooking a leg. The referee counts One! Two! but Damon gets a shoulder up. Joe puts his head up, looking a little upset, he quickly and violently hooks Damon's leg. The referee counts, One! and Damon kicks out.

Joe gets up and pulls Damon up by his head. Joe Irish Whips Damon to the ropes, and as Damon bounces back Joe goes for a clothesline but Damon ducks under and bounces into the opposite side of ropes and runs back with a Jumping Shoulder Block Damon lays on the ground next to Joe King then Damon out of no where Damon performed a Kip-Up and turns around right as Joe does his own Kip Up.

Joe extends his hands for a test of strength, and Damon accepts it and they lock hands, both of them slightly on there tippy-toes trying to gain the leverage advantage on one another. Just as Joe starts to gain the advantage, Damon lets go and shoves Joe. This stuns Joe and Damon rushes in with a kick to the stomach area, quickly Damon grabs Joe's left arm and performs a Single Arm DDT.

Damon rolls over and the camera catches him smirking and he know's he could of concussed Joe king. Damon grabs Joe by his head and and walks him over to the turnbuckle, Joe can barely hold him self up. Damon throws Joe into the corner and starts to perform knife edge chops to Joe's chest. Damon keeps chopping away at the chest of Joe, and each chop gets quicker and quicker one after another, turning Joe's chest red and raw.

Damon backs up into the middle of the ring and runs towards Joe and jumps into him, hitting a Corner Splash. Damon backup a little after knocking the breath out of Joe. As Joe starts to stumble forward towards Damon, Damon grabs Joe around the waste and sends him flying, hitting a Belly To Belly Suplex on Joe King. Sending him plying half way across the ring.

Joe ever so conveniently lands on his back roughly 8 feet from the turnbuckle. Seeing the chance to hit one favorite moves, Damon heads to the top rope. On his way up the turnbuckle, Joe crawls to the ropes and uses them to get to his feet. Joe starts to climb up the corner as well, and him and Damon start to trade heavy blows, until Joe starts to get the best of Damon, he keeps pounding away and the skull of Damon and finally drops down to the ring and pulls Damon's legs out from under him, making him sit on the top rope. Joe steps back a few steps and spins around quickly and swings his fist violently into the temple of Damon, hitting him with his trademarked Discus Punch!

Joe steps back a few feet and holds his wrist, as if he has hurt it while hitting Damon. After only a few moments of recovering himself, Joe realizes he cant give Damon time to recover, so He steps on the bottom rope and grabs Damon's kneck, he jumps off and pulls Damon halfway across the ring, hitting his finisher the Super Twist of Fate! Joe lays on the ground for a few moments, getting his head cleared and shaking off the cobwebs. Joe then rolls his arm over the chest of Damon and the referee starts to count! One!,Two!, and some how! Some Way! out of pure instinct Damon barely get's his shoulder off of the mat! Joe is shocked, the referee is shocked, and Damon himself appears to be shocked at the sudden shoulder up.

Joe rolls over and gets to his knees, he puts his hands over his face like he can't believe he kicked out. Joe gets to his feet, and picks Damon up, he Whips Damon to the ropes, and as Damon bounces back, Joe tries to hit a clothesline, but Damon ducks under Joe's arm, and goes into the ropes, he comes back and hits a Spear on Joe.

Damon picks him back up and puts him in the Fire Mans carry, Damon lifts him up and tosses him up in the air, as Joe comes down right on Damon's knee. Joe his holding mid section as Damon runs towards the ropes and comes back, he jumps for a shoulder block but Joe moves out of the way. Sending Damon flying out of the ring through the first and middle rope.

Out side the ring, Damon quickly tries to get to his feet, but he has almost no energy, Joe sees the opportunity and runs to the ropes and dives over the top, with a Suicide Dive! The referee starts to count and Joe gets to his feet and picks Damon up, Joe throws Damon into the ring post, then rolls him into the ring. Damon gets to his feet, as Joe rolls into the ring, Damon starts to stomp on Joe, with a sudden turn of events, Damon seems to be in control of the match.

Damon, lifts Joe up by his head and delivers a knife edge chop to his chest. He again smakcs the chest of Joe King. Then out of no where he spins around and hits him with a Spinning back fist sending Joe down to the ground.

Damon walks over to the turnbuckle and climbs to the top rope,although once fully on top, Joe is back to his feet. Damon jumps off of the top rope and on the way down Joe hits him with a Jumping Pele Kick on the way down! The crowd erupts as they know they may never see the move executed that well, or ever. Joe crawls a few feet to where Damon is and rolls him over, and covers him.

One
Two
Kick Out!

Joe rolls over and covers with his face with his hands, he lets out a huge sigh and sits up. Joe knows he's hit him with just about everything he can. He's tired, and is having a hard time catching his breath. What man people don't know about Joe is that he has Asthma and he has it pretty bad. Only one in his life has he had to use his inhaler in a match. just in case he keeps it in his tights. Joe uses the ropes to help himself up, one knee at a time. He starts coughing really bad. Damon is to his feet and starts to unload punches on Joe as Joe keeps coughing. Joe starts to cough more and more while he is still getting blasted in the face. The referee starts to think about stopping the match, but Joe uses his leg to kick Damon away and Damon bumps into the referee and sends him rolling to the floor.

Joe pulls out his inhaler and takes a hit off of it, and as Damon rushes back in to hit Joe, Joe sticks his inhaler out and squirts Damon in the eyes with the medicine, Damon starts to step back words as he is very stunned and is blinded by the juice.

Joe tosses the inhaler out of the ring and jumps into Damon with a front kick to the gut, and puts his arm around Damon's neck, Joe then lifts him up in the vertical suplex position and holds him up there for only a second and put's his arm under Damon's kneck while in air and slams him down violently, hitting 's famous "Shouten".

The crowd gasp as you can almost hear Damon's neck snap from the force of him slamming into the ring. The american's in attendance for the most part have never see the move, much less one of it's caliber. Joe rolls over and hook's Damon's leg, the referee crawls over to him and begins to count! The Crowd is on there feet, some for Joe and some concerned about Damon's neck being crushed!

One!
A thousand beads of sweat pours down Joe's face as he waits in anticipation for his first american match's outcome.
Two!
Joe's mind is filled with the thought of his father, who is in Japan promoting NJPW, and couldn't make it . He know's his father must be proud.
Three!

Ladies and Gentlemen the Winner of this match, Via Pin Fall, Stunning Joe King!

Joe rolls off of Damon and hops to his feet as Paradise city by Rock band Gun's and Roses starts to deafen everyone in attendance!

"Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home
Oh, won't you please take me home...."


Joe raises his arm in victory and walks over the the ropes and holds up a arm, then he walks over to the referee and the referee holds his hand up. Joe takes a moment to breath in the exitment that is radiating throughout the arena as he rolls under the bottom rope and out of the ring. Joe takes a few minutes to shake the hands of a few members in the crowd. Joe walks up the ramp and turns one last time to aknoladge the crowd as XWA Interpromotional Wars goes to commercial break.

Chet Lemon: Ladies and Gentlemen lets go to Josh Mathews backstage.

Josh Mathews: I'm here with XWA's latest victor "Stunning" Joe King! Now Joe,--

Joe: Mr. King

Mathews: Mr. King..... What are your thoughts on your win against Damon Brookes here tonight?

Joe: You know.. With all due respect to you, I wish you could think of a better question... You know? Ask me my favorite part of the match or something, that gets stale.... But you want to know my thoughts? I thought it was one hell of a match, I've had better matches with better wrestlers, but for me being rusty, he gave me a run for my money.

Mathews: Interesting that you would say that Joe--

Joe and Josh at the same time: Mr. King

Mathews: Do you think that XWA will be a challenge to you?

Joe: Of course, I don't do something, unless I think it'll be a challenge. I don't like easy, I like a challenge.... If I wanted easy I would have signed for S.IW, What does S.IW stand for anyways?

Mathews: Stabbing Innocent Women I assume Mr. King.

Joe and Josh share a laugh.

Joe: Well, you know who's opinion matters the most?

Mathews: The boss?

Joe: Nope! The viewers and the Audience! So what did you think of the match Josh Mathews?

Mathews: Well to be honest it was a great showing. That Suicide Dive that you did was a great move, I think both you and Damon put on a good match, where did you learn that move you did to finish it off?

Joe: My first match in Japan was with Hirooki Goto, he won that match with his signature move, and I had to learn it, so after sever attempts, I adopted it as my own move. Puts then away every time.

Mathews: Well Thank you Mr. King and good luck Mr. King and I wish you the best of luck in XWA.

Joe: Thanks, Really appreciate it. I just wanna give a shout out to my father who is watching from over in Japan, I know he's probably taking a shot of some weird ass Japanese whiskey right about now!


Joe gets up and walks down the hall as the camera fades to black and that one funny ass Pot Hole commercial comes on!
 
I'll have a read of it later on. But perhaps you should change the colors used? Might just be me, but I have a hard time reading the yellow color onto a white background.
 
Want to know a better fake wrestling fed?

SCW. Parts one and two up, only in the Book This section!
 
He can log out and check. And other, non-prisoned people can read it too.
 
Feedback from a BT guy:

Not too bad for the writing here, especially with the pre/post match stuff. The colours are too bright to read though due to the white background. And it may have benefitted with commentators calling the action. It's great to break the seriousness of a match with comedic talkers.
 

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