Extremely Inappropriate And Perverted Advice

[Cena's Little Helper]

Complain and list a problem in here. Then, watch as someone with a demented mind like myself gives you advice that you probably shouldn't take (unless you want to get slapped or receive an ass-whooping). Anyone can offer advice, but be funny, please.

 

[Scotty]

How do I better my chances at getting a job?

 

[Super Hans]

I have purple spots on my dick,which cream do you advise me using?

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

How do I better my chances at getting a job?

Take a picture of your interviewer with your cell phone.

I have purple spots on my dick,which cream do you advise me using?

Whichever facial cream your girl pays the most for; it'll give you an excuse later in the night to slap her face with your cock in order to "apply the cream."

 

[Vash21]

How do I better my chances at getting a job?

Ask the person interviewing you for a specific list of the drugs they test for.

I have purple spots on my dick,which cream do you advise me using?

I dunno about a creme but rubbing alcohol might do the trick.

 

[Jonnie Walker]

I have purple spots on my dick,which cream do you advise me using?

Antifreeze.

 

[Scotty]

He said if you are going to respond be funny.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

How do I better my chances at getting a job?

Tell the Manager/Owner they have a very lovely Wife/Daughter and that you'd quite enjoy to get the job, so you can one day have a crack at that ass.

I have purple spots on my dick,which cream do you advise me using?

That stuff females use to cover up blemishes on their face. If it can work for them, it can work for you, too.

Also, this shouldn't really be considered too terrible - afterall, females believe they can mislead a person by making their face appear normal and unscathed - why can't you make your penis appear disease free and open to use?