*A neck is shown on the screen. From the looks of it, the head belonging to the neck is tilted back all the way. The chin sticking straight up in the air. Without any words spoken, the head lowers as D.C.'s face is shown with his eyes shut. He opens his eyes. He is wearing a white folded bandana with his hair sticking out the top and resting down on both sides of his face. He lets out a slighty chuckle as he looks down for a second. The camera pans out to show D.C.'s full body. He is wearing a plain white T-Shirt and black cargo pants. Lindsey is standing beside him wearing a tattered shirt. He looks up at the camera.*
D.C.: I don't know what it is about WZCW. The fact, that on one hand, you have by far, the biggest personality this company has ever seen, on the other hand... you have Everest... who I don't really know all that well. Matter of factly, I don't know anyone. See is kinda hard for me to remember some things, but I do remember a few. ONE, WZCW has been denied a weekly supply of Vitamin D. TWO, anyone that doubted I still had it in me to f*** up every single person in this damn company is sadly, poorly mistaken. And finally, THREE, as said in the last two reasons, S*** is going to change around here, because D. MOTHERF***ING C., is ready, to show WZCW just what the hell I'm all about. So, F*** me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't I be allowed to be getting some revenge on Sincade, he is the one who hit me right? OR, should I be going up against, two people that I've never f***ing heard of. Who have a fetish for blood and gore, and are talking about making me eat myself....
*D.C. stares blankly into the camera.*
D.C.: Yeah, thats right, they want me to eat myself. You have Trailer Trash or Diasterass, or whatever the f*** you want to call him on one side, saying he is going to make me eat my own flesh or some s***, saying that ME being put inside of a match against his is just a test of his power. Last time I checked a**hole, smoke and mirrors can only do so much to trick the naked eye. HOW, am I supposed to take this man seriously. How am I supposed to cut a promo, against a man who gargles????? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
*D.C. looks around for a second and back at the camera.*
D.C.: Your f***ing kidding me aren't you. The Devilspawns are back! WOODIDY F***ING DO! Who the hell are the Devilspawns? Am I missing something. Are you guys some kind of cult? Do you all get together on Saturdays with your Mickie Mouse hats on and parade around in frilly little skirts hailing Satan while you suck down a couple Yoo-Hoos and play D and D because your asses are so repulsive that any girl with the slightest desire to want to screw you is either paid to think that way, or is just really really really desperate? You've been gone too long? NOT LONG ENOUGH! I think someone needs a little attitude adjustment, maybe a different outlook on life. Maybe you should take all the energy you take *********ing to pictures of blood and gore, and grow a pair of f***ing BALLS!
*D.C. stands still for a second chuckling.*
D.C.:Reborn from the blood of war and the fires of hell. OH MY F***ING GOD! When the in God's name did Little Nicky become an WZCW superstar??? Shouldn't you be shoving Pine Apples up Hitler's a** you freak!? No s***, you stand in the middle of a fire, and try your damn best, to scare the bejesus out of me, but the only thing you've managed to accomplish is cause a fire hazard, and burn a couple of your a** hair off, THATS IT! Because I'm not afraid... YOU, as far as I'm concerned, are standing in MY WAY.
*D.C. stands and takes a deep breath.*
D.C.: And, then there is The Reaper... Don't Fear The Reaper... I need more cowbell for this!!! These two aren't doing it for me, I just need more cowbell. Cause if Ostrich-piece isn't enough about flames and crap. I have Reaper, who is "Mysterious" on the other side of the arm, waiting for the tag from Ass-ter. He doesn't know why I'm so pissed off, well, he must have missed the part where I was beat up. SO, without further ado. I'd like to take a moment of his time and let him know, that NO, I'm not one hundred percent. BUT, DOES IT REALLY LOOK LIKE IT F***ING MATTERS TO ME!?!?!? If anyone wants to underestimate you, its perfectly fine, because, your first official match, isn't against your run of the mill kind of match. It's against me, and... umm... Dairy Queen, Blizzard, whats his damn name... Madahorn, who cares. That guy, you know... flat top, forget about it. YOUR NOT GONNA WIN! Face facts junior. Your not fit to take me on. Your not one hundred percent either, because I can guarantee you this, you've NEVER, come across someone like me before. And if you think that I can just talk a good game... just wait until your two sorry a**es are laid out in the middle of the ring...
*D.C. looks away from the camera for a second and looks back.*
D.C.: My world isn't going to resemble a Spanish Announce Table, because last time I checked, my world doesn't look like a few broken pieces of ply wood with two Mexican's standing over it. Think about what you say before you say it Lenny...
Lindsey: Denney...
D.C.: Denny's?
Lindsey: Denney...
D.C.:Whatever... Hate it or love it... the D.C. Era is going to be reborn... this time, I'm playing for keeps... you two jokers are not the last, but you will be the first notch under my belt. And if you don't like it...
*D.C. spits into the camera as the camera guy shakes it trying to wipe away the spit that has covered the lens.*
D.C.: F*** YOU!
*The camera guy fumbles around with the camera a bit more as a blurry image of D.C. and Lindsey is shown leaving the locker room they were standing in.*