ScreaminNormanSmiley
formerly ScreaminNormanSmiley
How much do you love your mother?
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How much do you love your mother?
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Considering she's a single mother who's worked her ass off to raise 2 kids since she was 16, pretty damn much
Nate I am going to respectfully ignore that pic for the sake of my sanity
EDIT: And she also pushed my brother and me out of her vagina with barely any epidural left in her system and that shit is painful as fuck so I also appreciate her a lot for that too
ScreaminNormanSmiley
formerly ScreaminNormanSmiley
Considering she's a single mother who's worked her ass off to raise 2 kids since she was 16, pretty damn much
More or less than me?
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That is where I draw the line
I can not love anyone more than my mother
Not even Coco
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Mustang Sally
Sells seashells by the seashore
Arghhh!
Just like that, I've been tossed to the sidewalk, kicked to the curb, shown the door.
True friendship is a risky proposition, eh?
shattered dreams
Hexagonal Hedonist
Apparently the female community does not operate on the girls before assholes system. I learn something new everyday.
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I repped Sally saying I'm sorry but SNS is a terrifying man.
I regret nothing
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When I went to church camp for a week I hit over 6 bulls eyes and killed a picture of 2 bunnies and a boar (they had marks on them to point out the vital organs)
I'm OK. I want to get better.
That's a yes. I have a bow if you feel like killing SNS. Were you shooting compound or recurve?
Mr. Artistic guy
Better Off This Way
I used to be an adventurer like you...
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I think it was a recurve. I'm going to church this Sunday to ask about local archery clubs, I'll find out more then.
I don't want to kill SNS. I just find him slightly nightmare-inducing.
what happened, buddy?
If it's not 6 ft tall and only had one string and no wheels, it was a recurve. In that case, aim for the groin. He'd leave you alone after that.
The obvious joke, you made it.
He made a meme joke because he is clever and witty.
Not necessarily true, except for the wheel part, I have some friends that do re-enactments. They are longbowmen and they are, in armour and fully armed, utterly fucking terrifying. (especially those that are melee guys and wield six foot death sticks with a hammer opposite a blade and a spike top and bottom - I forget the name)
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Gotcha
The next generation needs a baby SNS to slap bitches upside the head, though
Besides, I'm sure my Coco will protect me from SNS's wrath
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Remy LaCroix
Lou Thesz' Favorite Son
I'll accept the Mediocre Poster of the Year award if no one wants it.
I wonder what an arrow to the knee feels like.
I wonder what an arrow to the knee feels like.
ScreaminNormanSmiley
formerly ScreaminNormanSmiley
Good. I respect mothers. Yeah, I bet you didn't see that coming.
Most people do, they can't deal with my superiority. Unfortunately for them, that means that they don't finish the job.
You dream about me? That is rather unsettling.
You should save that for Coco, or your mother I suppose. I just want to be your best friend.
George Steele's Barber
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Anyone here old and lame enough to get a Kip Winger reference?
No, nevermind.
No, nevermind.
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You ARE my best friend!!!
I dream about everyone I love because I think about them all the time!
Coco is a very frequent participant in my dreams. Though those are definetly not nightmares, I'll tell you that much
Wicked has very low esteem. Seek counciling.