Ellisman twitter v2: There was this girl...

[Cena's Little Helper]

Sounds to me like she was offended you didn't show her your wang.

 

[Lil Wes]

Reminds me of this past summer when I was going through some troubles and this girl helped me out. I wrote her a poem as an act of thanks and the next day she said she didn't want to be around me anymore.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Oh shit son, that's funny shit. WTF were you thinking bro?

 

[gd]

That he could get some pooty?

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Oh shit son, that's funny shit. WTF were you thinking bro?

I have no idea. Bad thing I sat three seats away from her in class over that summer so I had to be reminded every day.

 

[Lil Wes]

That he could get some pooty?

Poems do not equal pussy. Unless you're a rapper or something.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I wanted to be in a relationship with her but she had a boyfriend and she didn't tell me she did.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

You would have been better off writing a novelty haiku.

 

[Lil Wes]

I wanted to be in a relationship with her but she had a boyfriend and she didn't tell me she did.

So? lol

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Next time, make her a milksteak dinner with a side of raw jelly beans. Also, tell her you're a full-on rapist...you'll be making out with her in no time.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I'll try that Tdigle. I'm going to a party tomorrow. Bound to be some drunk girls there.

 

[Jane]

Reminds me of this past summer when I was going through some troubles and this girl helped me out. I wrote her a poem as an act of thanks and the next day she said she didn't want to be around me anymore.

I think this is nice.

Some girl drew me a picture to show she liked me, I guess. It was just the logos for The Beatles, Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin. I left it in my locker for a few months, and it got muddy and wet, so I just shoved it in my backpack and forgot about it. I appreciated the gesture, though.

 

[Razor]

Definetly do this. I'm not kidding. Do it immeadiately.

I love you, by the way.

 

[gd]

I love you, by the way.

Same. In a completely homoerotic way.

By the way LJL, still waiting on that name change.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Same. In a completely homoerotic way.

By the way LJL, still waiting on that name change.

I didn't say when I was changing it so you may have to wait a while.

 

[Jane]

1. Seduce girl
2. Take video with secret camera
3. Post sex tape here
4. Send her thread link
5. ???
6. PROFIT!

 

[gd]

Enjoy my frequenct red rep then.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I will enjoy it.

 

[Razor]

Same. In a completely homoerotic way.

Good. I wouldn't have it any other way.

 

[Sully]

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[gd]

atta boy

 

[Sully]

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[Pepe Silvia]

Dude, maybe she thought it was cute that you wanted to carry her books.

 

[X]

Poems do not equal pussy. Unless you're a rapper or something.

This it totally and completely incorrect. Half of the pussy I got when I was in high school was from writing girls poems. The artistic-type is a surefire pussy-getter almost every damn time.

You kind of have to be good at writing though.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

I just tell girls I'm good at licking pussy. 50 percent of the time, it works 10 percent of the time.

 

[Jane]

Haha, your message made me laugh. Yeah. I sent her the message she replied with "Sure if you want, haha." She does nothing the next day but tell all her friends about the message, almost directly too me, as she brought it up almost anytime I was around her. I send her url to this page, and say something like, This will give you something to tell your friends about. I really wish I would have said "tits or gtfo." Bitch if you see this, lets just say i'm not smarter then a 5th grader....well, your size is the size of a 5th grader, so I gusse that counts.

OH SHI-