Ellisman twitter v2: There was this girl...
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The Dewbliners
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Bro, I hate to say it, but she's probably playing ya. She sounds like a user.
Firstly, you shouldn't have let that guy taken those books from you. I mean, seriously, next time stand up to him. Even if you get your ass kicked, you'll look a whole lot better in the chick's eyes than you did today. You'll also feel a lot better about yourself, too.
But yes... she is toying with you, it seems. However, if you like her enough, you could still try to make her take you seriously. Just become more aggressive.
But yes... she is toying with you, it seems. However, if you like her enough, you could still try to make her take you seriously. Just become more aggressive.
. Hey jeff, thought you went to hit the sack.Pepe Silvia
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Show up at her house in a gimp suit with a huge pink *****, and blame it on San Andreas.
Juskidding. <3
Juskidding. <3
Pepe Silvia
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In all seriousness, ASKING to carry her books is trying a little too hard and is likely to put her off, bro. If you see her carrying them, offer to help, but don't make an appointment to do so.
NEVER, EVER, EVER turn down a gift from ANYONE, especially if it's something they MADE. Find somewhere to stick it or have a friend hang on to it for ya til you have room for it.
That S word was more than likely Sympathy, or some form of the word, i.e. sympathetic.
There are a couple things you could do, one being stand up to that jock kid. If you're gonna end up fighting him, pop him right in the throat. Usually stops just about everyone, just don't fucking kill him. Another thing which might work better, is to try and act disinterested in this girl. Treat her as a casual friend. Say hi and such, be nice, but don't act like you're going to eyehump her if she turns around. Maybe don't be so eager in conversations so that she doesn't think she has you by the balls.
Also, stay away from pick up lines, for the love of Shelton.
NEVER, EVER, EVER turn down a gift from ANYONE, especially if it's something they MADE. Find somewhere to stick it or have a friend hang on to it for ya til you have room for it.
That S word was more than likely Sympathy, or some form of the word, i.e. sympathetic.
There are a couple things you could do, one being stand up to that jock kid. If you're gonna end up fighting him, pop him right in the throat. Usually stops just about everyone, just don't fucking kill him. Another thing which might work better, is to try and act disinterested in this girl. Treat her as a casual friend. Say hi and such, be nice, but don't act like you're going to eyehump her if she turns around. Maybe don't be so eager in conversations so that she doesn't think she has you by the balls.
Also, stay away from pick up lines, for the love of Shelton.
Mustang Sally
Sells seashells by the seashore
Sure, she likes you......today.
But we're fickle at that age. Yesterday, she hated you. Today, she likes you.
Tomorrow.....................?
Don't let yourself be swept away by this one.
Pepe Silvia
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Sure, she likes you......today.
But we're fickle at that age. Yesterday, she hated you. Today, she likes you.
Tomorrow.....................?
Don't let yourself be swept away by this one.
And what about when he finds another girl and this one gets jealous?
Pepe Silvia
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It's nothing about being bipolar, at least for what I just stated. It's human nature, and it's been proven time and time again. Put a few things near a child. If said child gets bored of one of the toys and focuses on another, take that toy away. Even though they were just bored of it completely, the fact that you took the option away from them will make them want it.
I haven't slept much in the past two days so my wording is pisspoor, but you should be able to understand what I mean by this.
I haven't slept much in the past two days so my wording is pisspoor, but you should be able to understand what I mean by this.
Pepe Silvia
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Holy crap Slyfox is viewing the thread hide the weed
Wow! I can't believe I read that whole wall of text. I thought you were going to make it interesting by murdering that fool who took the books off of you. If you ever get an opportunity like that again. don't let it slip through your fingers. Give him a high knee and a swift boot in the fucking balls.
"Dave advice: It's better than you!"
"Dave advice: It's better than you!"
Pepe Silvia
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My only worry is that this guy's on the football team. Meaning he's obviously got some friends on it, as long as he doesn't suck. So I'm kind of afraid of saying kick his ass unless you want a chunk of the team trying to hoist you up the flagpole.
wwetributes897 said:
Ok, wait a minute. Let me get this straight:
1. She began speaking to you (saying "hi") out of the blue when you thought she hated you, and you neglected to respond.
2. She complimented you and offered you a gift, but you declined.
3. She began to pay attention to you and offer subtle hints that she could've been interested in you by complaining that you didn't say "hi" to her enough. In return, you would say lude things about her behind her back, yet right in front of her friends.
4. You were invited to join the "dance thing" with her but you declined.
5. You were indirectly invited to her house but you declined that, as well.
6. She allegedly cheered for you in gym class, but you neglected to find out if there was any truth to it. Instead, since the source wasn't trust-worthy, you took the low road and just discarded the cheering and neglected to find out any truth behind it.
7. She showed concern for your injured elbow and complimented your hair, giving you suggestions on how to wear it better. You finally acknowledged this and flipped your hair.
8. She asks you to carry her books and you agree to do it. Meanwhile, you believe she's doing this to get another guy jealous. As a result, the guy starts busting your balls and acts like a hypocrite. He snatches the books out of your hands and you did nothing about it.
Now you want to know if she likes you?!?
Listen buddy, I'm going to try and give you advice but I'm warning you now... it may seem more like tough love.
First of all, your game is absolutely atrocious. I can think of about 90 ways that you could've found out all of your answers before things went this far. Looking at my bullet-points above, it appears that you had SIX opportunities to increase your personal stock to her and to segway into a conversation to try and find out her true feelings for you. This shows me that you are possibly extremely shy, you lack self-confidence, or you just lack the knowledge of how to step it up with a girl.
Secondly, as it has been said before, you should NEVER EVER EVER EVER decline a gift from a woman. Especially if your excuse is sheer laziness to carry the gift around with you. You not only insulted her by your declination, but your reasoning for it was a slap in the face.
Next, if a woman complements you, you accept the compliment. Whether you believe it to be true or not, whether you feel its genuine or not, or even if you aren't attracted to the girl that's paying you the compliment, always smile and say "thank you." It always pays to be courteous when a woman is courteous to you. Especially when you didn't provoke her courtesy and it's coming out of the kindness of her heart.
Furthermore, don't be afraid to ask a girl about the real-deal. If you want to know if a girl likes you and if you feel close enough to her to ask, tell her you'd like to speak to her about something, pull her to the side (preferably after school) and ask her if she meant what she said. If she says yes, then say something like "Well what are we waiting for... let's hang out sometime." Try to read her reaction. She'll either say something in return like, "Ok, where and when?" or she'll decline nicely by saying, "Oh, stop... I didn't mean it like that. <smile>" Then you'll know for sure and you'll look confident in the process just by asking. And most importantly, don't do this through MySpace, Facebook, or by any other electronics means!! Grow a set of balls and ask her in person. Women like confidence. FACT.
In addition, if you're not sure if she's trying to get someone else jealous by paying attention to you, then ask yourself a few questions: Are you the type of person that she can flirt with that will actually make the other party jealous? If so, then don't you think you have just as good of a shot with her as the pther person? Just because the other guy might be better looking doesn't mean that she'd automatically choose him over you. If she's interested in you, she's interested in you. Build on it before it's too late. It has now become your job to steal her away from him instead of vice-versa.
Lastly, if that douchebag punks you out again you should call him out on his bullshit. You don't need to fight him, but if he snatches the books from you again you should say something like, "No problem. After all, it's natural for you to feel jealous." He'll probably try to frantically defend himself afterwards and make himself look like an idiot in the process. Just let him dig his own hole and no matter how much he makes fun of you just keep smiling, don't say anything, and walk away.
So, in conclusion and to sum everything up, the most important thing for you to do is relax, grow a set of balls, and start respecting yourself enough to make this happen for you. If you want her you have to go get her. She's made enough effort to step in your direction. Now you need to be a man and lead her the rest of the way.
Pepe Silvia
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tl;dr buy her flowers
Ty Burna
Getting Noticed By Management
D-man you want a typewriter and some paper to finish that novel? In all seriousness D-man's right on this situation though, she put a ton of signals out there, literally throwing a red flag right into your eyeball to get your attention. Man up and get to the bottom of the story. If she is interested in you, then ask to find out. If she is, you obviously are, then do what you gotta do. If she says she isn't, oh well, just move on to the next one.
I understand what you going through homie I had that same shit in high school myself, couldn't talk to women, couldn't get a girlfriend etc. but it was after high school I came to the realization on how to get noticed. I started dressing nicer, became more openly social, figured out epic pick up lines here and there, and generally just became more savvy. You ain't got that savvy yet, but just to boost it, go and talk to her privately about what's on your mind, it'll help calm your thoughts at the very least.
I understand what you going through homie I had that same shit in high school myself, couldn't talk to women, couldn't get a girlfriend etc. but it was after high school I came to the realization on how to get noticed. I started dressing nicer, became more openly social, figured out epic pick up lines here and there, and generally just became more savvy. You ain't got that savvy yet, but just to boost it, go and talk to her privately about what's on your mind, it'll help calm your thoughts at the very least.
Know what Dave, I kind of feel bad for him. But then again, I don't. He brings this onto himself.
It reminds me of myself back in high school. I was shy, nervous, unsure, lacked self-confidence. And where did that get me? NO-FUCKING-WHERE.
I regret every day that I allowed people to step on me and make me feel that I was the opposite of what I actually was. By the time I left high school, I honestly felt like I had NOTHING to offer the opposite sex. I left with hardly any friends, no self-esteem, and no positive outlook on life. Then, it happened...
I went to college.
I realized that I allowed the people that I went to high school with to get the best of me and they brought me down to the point where I actually began to believe all the shit they would talk. So I ignored all of that and turned into a complete and total man-****e. I went to a college two hours away, and the women there LOVED me. I swear I got laid twice a week, every week, for the entire 3 years that I went to that school. I joined the best fraternity in the school, became captain of the wrestling team, and became president of Greek Week... an annual event where all of the fraternities and sororities compete to see who's the best (in an event very similar to what transpired at the end of "Revenge of the Nerds"). Just to be voted as the president was a HUGE honor and really showed how much respect and popularity I had gained over the course of my tenure at the college.
My point is that high school is total bullshit. Some say it's the most fun time period when you're growing up. I say it's your last chance to make your temporary friends before your adult life TRULY begins.
It reminds me of myself back in high school. I was shy, nervous, unsure, lacked self-confidence. And where did that get me? NO-FUCKING-WHERE.
I regret every day that I allowed people to step on me and make me feel that I was the opposite of what I actually was. By the time I left high school, I honestly felt like I had NOTHING to offer the opposite sex. I left with hardly any friends, no self-esteem, and no positive outlook on life. Then, it happened...
I went to college.
I realized that I allowed the people that I went to high school with to get the best of me and they brought me down to the point where I actually began to believe all the shit they would talk. So I ignored all of that and turned into a complete and total man-****e. I went to a college two hours away, and the women there LOVED me. I swear I got laid twice a week, every week, for the entire 3 years that I went to that school. I joined the best fraternity in the school, became captain of the wrestling team, and became president of Greek Week... an annual event where all of the fraternities and sororities compete to see who's the best (in an event very similar to what transpired at the end of "Revenge of the Nerds"). Just to be voted as the president was a HUGE honor and really showed how much respect and popularity I had gained over the course of my tenure at the college.
My point is that high school is total bullshit. Some say it's the most fun time period when you're growing up. I say it's your last chance to make your temporary friends before your adult life TRULY begins.
Pepe Silvia
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Hey D, lemme PM/AIM you real quick. Just reread his shit and something about this girl doesn't sit right with me, wanna get a second opinion before I say anything and you seem to know your stuff
Someone should start a [Sticky] or [Official] thread in the bar room called "D-Man's Relationship Advice Thread". Or "Ask D-Man a Question". I love giving people advice.
I'll leave it to all of my buddies on this forum to come up with a good name or something. I'm sure they'll think of a good one LOL.
I'll leave it to all of my buddies on this forum to come up with a good name or something. I'm sure they'll think of a good one LOL.
