Dumbest Thing You've Ever Been Told

[Steamboat Ricky]

A girl that I worked with and I had been at the movies with a bunch of people. I was driving her back to her place and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She agreed.

A week or so later, I ask her something to the regards of if this weekend was good for her. She responded with..."You see...I don't really go out on dates!"

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

I've heard some stupid crap from my friends regarding history and geography. They are stupid. I can't think of any off the top of my head.

 

[D-Man]

The guy that sits next to me at work once said, "Hindsight's 50/50."

What an idiot.

 

[Worlds_Greatest_Booker]

i can top that. i was one the london eye and a girl walked up to me and said "its this were the twin towers were".

 

[Slyfox696]

i can top that. i was one the london eye and a girl walked up to me and said "its this were the twin towers were".

Someone trying to tell me this story has to be up there...

 

[Tastycles]

When I was at school someone asked if you used more petrol going to Scotland because it was driving "up the earth".

 

[Legendary_Undertaker]

A Girl I was dating met me at the park for a play date with our children then had the nerve to ask me if I was a virgin!!!!!

 

[Uncle Sam]

"Immigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them!" - Moe Syzlac/Becca

 

[HBK-aholic]

"Immigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them!" - Moe Syzlac/Becca

 

[GSM]

The most stupid thing hm...

Oh yeah, we had to analyse the speech of John Kennedy which he held in Berlin in which he said "Ich bin ein Berliner".

One of my classmates made the great statement that his intention was that he wanted to pose as a german and become President of Germany , and that is true but oh so very sad xDD.

The very same person once stated that Australia was the biggest country in the world. Yeah right xDD

 

[Uncle Sam]

Lady Macbeth: I have given suck.

Classmate: Does that mean she gave him a blowjob?

 

[Worlds_Greatest_Booker]

a girl in my class was eating a big mac and said "where does beef come from".

 

[Chimera]

A girl I once knew got into an argument with me because she didnt know Kevin Smith was Silent Bob. I then asked her if she didnt know Clark Kent and Superman were the same person since Clark wore glasses.

 

[1C3-M4N]

I love how a majority of these are what girls said

 

[Tastycles]

When I was at school someone asked if you used more petrol going to Scotland because it was driving "up the earth".

I should probably add that the same conversation included "how can rivers flow north?", presumably using the same logic.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I love how a majority of these are what girls said

becuase girls are idiots. they dont have to get along with brains, becuase people hand them everything on a silver platter. becuase they have vaginas, and boobs. May as well accept it

 

[Lee]

There's a girl I know thought ham was baby cow, sshe then proceeded to ring four people up and ask them, then claimed we told them to say it came from pig!

 

[TwistofRKO]

I know a grown (ugly) women who looked at a ceiling, which was missing a tile, and said "the hole is missing", very stupid.

 

[BradTheGreat]

I've heard some stupid crap from my friends regarding history and geography. They are stupid. I can't think of any off the top of my head.

this is my choice for 'Dumbest Thing You've Ever Been Told'

 

[Nate DaMac]

My old GM at Sonic told us he me forty seven hundred dollars last month and a dumbass carhop said" thats four thousand seven hundred dollars!!"

 

[Coco]

A really preachy Christian once told me he was trying to win me and others over because the plane is going down and God wants him to make sure everyone has a parachute.

He meant it too.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

A really preachy Christian once told me he was trying to win me and others over because the plane is going down and God wants him to make sure everyone has a parachute.

He meant it too.

Oh no.

 

[Kip The Fury]

A girl i used to kno once tried to convince me Downs syndrome was contagious

 

[D-Man]

I had a girl tell me that while playing roulette, if you bet in between numbers 1 & 2, 1 & 4, 2 & 5, and 3 & 6 on the betting table, you'd bet numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 12, 14, 25, and 36!!! HAHAAHAHAH...

True story, I swear.

 

[Uncle Sam]

A really preachy Christian once told me he was trying to win me and others over because the plane is going down and God wants him to make sure everyone has a parachute.

This one doesn't work, because it doesn't appear ridiculous to some people. Well, unless you were actually on a plane and God wasn't there handing out parachutes.