Drunk Posters

[The Doctor]

Drinking a can of Milwaukee's Best Ice.

If this is their best I'd hate to taste the worst.

 

[The Crock]

Sounds pretty dumb Crock. Why get on the internet while you're drinking on a Saturday night? Shouldn't you be chasing some ass or something?

AFTER the party, and everything party related.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

My God Doc. I'm sorry for you. That is one of the worst beers ever brewed.

 

[The Doctor]

As someone who only ever had beer from Germany, England, and Scotland before tonight, this stuff is terrible. Fuck Milwaukee.

 

[The Crock]

That's what I currently have.

 

[The Doctor]

Second one is done. I should probably stop. Or get some bread or something. I love bread.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

I usually just drink Bud Light since it's not Natty, but still cheap. Don't drink much anymore though.

 

[Coco]

Fuck bread. Is the Doctor Doc going to get himself a slice of the pussy pie in the near future or what?

I've lost track of what's going on with that situation.

 

[The Crock]

Ok... I'm off, the party starts in a few minutes.

 

[Via Armbar]

Why would someone want to come home after they drink? I'm leaving in an hour and won't be back til 6 on the morrow. Good night sirs.

 

[The Doctor]

I feel so happy right now.

In the club I'm going to try and get me some pussy. I'll fail, but I'll try. How do I get it? Just dance all up on them?

 

[The Crock]

Find a hot one Doc, but also one that's very easy.

Talk to ya later boys.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

You get them to drink alot, preferably not buying it for them and tell them you have a huge cock. Even if you don't.

 

[Coco]

I feel so happy right now.

In the club I'm going to try and get me some pussy. I'll fail, but I'll try. How do I get it? Just dance all up on them?

No, fool. You bathe them in dove blood.

Do you have an arrangement with Mozz where you send him your used rubber?

 

[The Doctor]

Lucky for me, I do have a huge cock. I'm hoping for some good stuff tonight. Honesty is the best policy.

It's like the world is open for the taking. It'll all be mine tonight.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

It's like a baby holding an apple!

 

[The Doctor]

I'm not going to have SEX sex, if anything happens tonight. I forgot my thirty condoms at home.

 

[Via Armbar]

SEX sex = vaginally

There's other holes Doc...

 

[Theo Mays]

I'm an awful poster drunk. Well I'm usually shitfaced and can't remember things, but that is no excuse for my piss poor typing. Agree completely with Dewey. The group of posters he posted in a drunk thread would be pretty sick. Might come on tomorrow night, as I'm partying it up. We shall see. Best of luck tonight Doc in your pursuit. Other than that it is back to work for me. I'll be popping in occasionally if anyone cares.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Fuck a Trojan, just be a man and pull out.

 

[The Doctor]

That's a good plan. A good plan indeed.

We should be going to the bar soon. I hoe my iPod doesn't get stolen.

 

[Merwin]

Hello Theo
Dear old chap

 

[The Doctor]

Fuck the hiccups. I hate that I get them so much.

This guy had a giant block of butter in his fridge. It was huge. HUUUUGGGEEE.

My phone is near dead so I doubt you'll get much updates of my night after this.

 

[Theo Mays]

Hello Theo
Dear old chap

Howdy their spoilerfan.

Fuck the hiccups. I hate that I get them so much.

A trick that I do and it usually gets rid of the hiccups (about 90 percent of the time efficient) is that you take a deep breathe and then hold your breathe for as long as you can. Then blow the air out and keep doing so until you can no longer do it. Should work. If not then I'm sorry that I've failed you.

 

[Jonnie Walker]

im fuckin waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasted haaha ahah of fuckjlk