Dream Life

[OIL]

What would your dream life be?

This is the bar room, so I doubt i'll get serious answers. ah well, answer away!

 

[Dave]

The end of world hunger...

Nah, I'm kidding. I just want happiness for me and me alone.

 

[OIL]

I guess that's the bog standard answer. Happyness.

I'd go for the ultimate rich man lifestyle, but yeah..

 

[Spunky]

For my family to live without worrying about money, Without saving it for something.

Banging Helen Flanagan daily, Nightly, And ever so rightly.

 

[Dave]

I guess that's the bog standard answer. Happyness.

I'd go for the ultimate rich man lifestyle, but yeah..

Which would in turn bring about happyness I would assume.

 

[Spunky]

Fuck it i'll go with OiL, Then I can make Helen my own personal hooker.

 

[OIL]

Haha.

Well, I'd want like to be seriously rich. Hundreds of millions. I can retire at what, 18? Well, I'd be able to have jobs that are for enjoyment. Maybe run a restaurant, or own a gym.

Have a mansion, 2 kids, wife and anything I want. Done. I would freaking love that. Spend all my time with my loved ones, awesome.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'd like to be the last man on Earth. Wondering around with nobody bothering me.

 

[Dave]

Like Will Smith, minus zombies?

 

[Spunky]

I'd like to be the last man on Earth. Wondering around with nobody bothering me.

This doesn't surprise me one bit.

 

[OIL]

Good luck on those lonely nights bruv

 

[Fizzy]

Jake that'd be so awesome.

Mine would be not having to pay for god damn gas...

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Like Will Smith, minus zombies?

I don't mind if there are zombies.

Good luck on those lonely nights bruv

I wouldn't get lonely. There would be enough stuff knocking around for me to be eternally entertained.

Jake that'd be so awesome.

Mine would be not having to pay for god damn gas...

I wouldn't have to pay for anything. If I was cold I'd make a bonfire out of a whole city. I'd have th coolest clothes and I could wield weapons in the middle of the town centre without getting agro off anybody.

 

[Spunky]

You would be hanging bodies up to attack with whatever wouldn't you jake.

I would.

 

[Fizzy]

Jake... Your awesome.

 

[OIL]

You would get lonely. No women.

 

[Spunky]

What about them real looking sex dolls?

Jake did you ever try one out?

 

[Fizzy]

You would get lonely. No women.

Called improvise.

 

[OIL]

Called improvise.

Called fake pussy.

 

[WrestlingAuthority90]

A girl that loves me.
A job in pro wrestling.

 

[CH David]

A girl that loves me.

Right there with you.

In life, doing play by play for either the WWE, or for the Blackhawks, Bears, or White Sox.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Living in America, having the guy I love hold me and Jess wanting for absolutely nothing.

 

[Jane]

Well, in my dream life I would have unlimited wishes. Then I could have all this shit. I could be the last man on earth with true love and hundreds of millions and not have to pay for gas and banging Helen Flanagan and ending world hunger and having a job in pro wrestling and Jess wanting absolutely nothing.

 

[TSG]

I would want a life with peace throughout the world, no murder, no war, no drugs, alcohol, or tobacco, and tolerance of people with different beliefs and tolerance of people who act, talk, walk, or look different. And if I could have enough money to just get by plus some spoils every now and then (like a WWE or TNA PPV each month and a couple new CD's every now and then, and hi-speed internet) and one hucking fot girl to screw with night in and night out. Maybe Hayden Panettiere, Jessica Alba, or Christy Hemme or Mickie James. But not all four. That would be too selfish. Very fun, yet selfish.

 

[OIL]

Fuck it, be selfish. I'd take Alba, Hemme & Mickie James all at once.