Doritos + Taco Bell = Genius!

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

Taco Bell is the worst thing to do your Colon.

How was this said in the Bar Room, and not commented on?

 

[nightmare]

Leave it to 'Mike the main page columnist' to point out the lack of toilet humor....

My friend I assume it was due in fact to most of us daydreaming about this glorious item that no one realized they had a perfectly set up joke.


Allow me. Ahem...

Taco Bell is the worst thing to do your Colon.

I thought that getting drunk with the cast from Jackass was the worst thing to do to your colon.

or

I thought that spending the night with Sidious was the worst thing to do to your colon.


See what I did there... options. Feel better Green Ranger?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I think he was looking for a Carlito joke.

 

[LigerBomb]

It is nice to see a restaurant so clearly committed to their stoner fanbase.

I once wrapped a hard taco in a philly cheesesteak. Beat that.

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[Via Armbar]

When I first heard about it a long ass time ago when they were testing it I thought it sounded disgusting. Since then though I've grown a total fucking obsession with the beefy crunch burrito that has hot Fritos in it so I'll keep an open mind.

 

[SavageTaker]

When I first heard about it a long ass time ago when they were testing it I thought it sounded disgusting. Since then though I've grown a total fucking obsession with the beefy crunch burrito that has hot Fritos in it so I'll keep an open mind.

I tried that for the first time last night. Fucking awesome.

 

[Via Armbar]

I tried that for the first time last night. Fucking awesome.

It really is, and I tried it for the first time by accident. I ordered one of the $5 box meals they have and they gave me the wrong one, which included said burrito. Best mistake ever.

Because of my time in the restaurant business and just because I've always had an interest on the subject, I keep up with culinary trends, blogs and test marketing. Expect new wasabi dressing and a new creamy Gorgonzola dressing as well at Subway. Plus new ''premium ingredient/topping'' burgers to be a huge new trend. Especially at Wendy's and McDonalds. If anyone cares haha.

 

[Poop Master Flex]

I'm salivating at the mouth looking at that.

That's a great idea