Don't Make Lemonade At 12 Fucking AM

[Big Papa Santo]

Make some Lemonade I said, it will be a learning experience I said.
Santo is going to have to slap a ho ladies and gentlemen. Yours truly went to sleep at the beginning of Raw since I read the spoilers (Sinful I know) But, I was certain that I would wake up bright-eyed and bushytailed, and with a strong, healthy cup of milk to start of my day.....But no, Santo can't have a typcal American morning, he has to wake up at 11 pm, (His fiancee in bed) And discover, of all things that SOMEONE (With a vagina i'm assuming) drank his milk. No problem I thought, i'll put her in her cage tomorrow, no food, no water for 2 days. But I was living in the present. For I was SO thirsty for the delicious godly nectar of milk, that I decided to make the second best thing, Lemonade. Ah, lemonade, the cornerstone of every nutritous morning. So, at 12 AM, while his milk-stealing fiancee lay peacefully in her slumber, Santo has to get up, get some sugar, get some water, and get some lemon juice. "Oh, this seems easy enough!" I said to myself. But what did i get in the end product? Shit. Utter shit. I ended up putting 2 cups of lemon juice and 2 cups of sugar in the damn pitcher. Hell, maybe i'll be a dick and let HER drink it tomorrow morning. My mother was right, I should of been engaged to a doctor or a racecar driver.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Some people wake up and don't have water.

 

[Big Papa Santo]

Some people wake up and don't have water.

But that's because they don't deserve it as much as me. And hey, these little "Starving" African kids should walk a mile in my shoes, I lost cable for 3 days, 3 FUCKING DAYS, they should be grateful.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

But that's because they don't deserve it as much as me. And hey, these little "Starving" African kids should walk a mile in my shoes, I lost cable for 3 days, 3 FUCKING DAYS, they should be grateful.

Oh yeah??? Well all the food that I have to eat in my apartment either requires me to cook it or is in powder form.

 

[Harthan]

So. This is the bar, now.

 

[Big Papa Santo]

Oh yeah??? Well all the food that I have to eat in my apartment either requires me to cook it or is in powder form.

You shall be in my prayers you poor, poor man.

 

[Slyfox696]

Santo has to get up, get some sugar, get some water, and get some lemon juice. "Oh, this seems easy enough!" I said to myself. But what did i get in the end product? Shit. Utter shit.

So you made feces out of sugar, water and lemon juice? How the fuck do you manage that?

 

[Pepe Silvia]

So you made feces out of sugar, water and lemon juice? How the fuck do you manage that?

Diarrhea?

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Very poignant.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

Fuck Cornflakes!

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Very poignant.

[QUOTE="The Living Legend" Johnny Gunnz;3850762]Fuck Cornflakes![/QUOTE]


I always knew I was ahead of my time.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

You took the "When life gives you lemons" mantra to a whole new level.

Are you a dad yet? I've got Child Protective Services on hold.

 

[Big Papa Santo]

You took the "When life gives you lemons" mantra to a whole new level.

Are you a dad yet? I've got Child Protective Services on hold.

Shes due in the summer, the wedding is next month.

 

[Remy LaCroix]

Try making some black tea.

 

[Big Papa Santo]

Try making some black tea.

I hate tea, my fiancee can't get enough but i hate it. My mother used to like it too, its bleah

 

[This Is My Name Thank You]

Buy some more milk.

 

[Big Papa Santo]

By some more milk.

I'm going grocery shopping tonight.

 

[This Is My Name Thank You]

What kind of milk do you drink?

I prefer Whole Milk.

 

[Big Papa Santo]

What kind of milk do you drink?

I prefer Whole Milk.

2% is where its at

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

How do you fuck up Lemonade?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

[QUOTE="The Living Legend" Johnny Gunnz;3851772]How do you fuck up Lemonade?[/QUOTE]
to much lemon not enough ade

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

I stand corrected...