Domestic football - spam version

[Y 2 Jake]

It's an exciting time to be a Stoke & Hull fan, that's for sure...

 

[Lee]

Luther is waiting...

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Hope that it's a good game tonight, and that the Scottish hand gets far away enough before the English hand realises it doesn't have its watch anymore.

Edit - The drowning out of 'God Save The Queen' reminded me of this.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I bet he fucking is.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Oh aye

 

[Dave]

Jack Wilshere fears Scott Brown.

 

[Blade]

Alan Hutton is Scotland's answer to Messi, I swear to god.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Jack Wilshere fears Scott Brown.

Even Scott Brown fears Scott Brown.

 

[Dave]

Funny that it takes an English man to score against England. Kinda like how only a ninja can sneak up on another ninja.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

He's channeling the oh so Scottish Don Hutchison I reckon

 

[Lee]

Should bring Giggs on.

 

[Blade]

Fair play to Ricky Lambert...

 

[Dave]

Ricky Lambert is a class act. I rate him highly.

 

[Барбоса]

Ricky Lambert is a class act. I rate him highly.

As I said to my friend there now - a footballing fairytale.

Played at every level.

Doubted at every level.

Scored at every level.

 

[Барбоса]

In other news, great result and performance by Norn Iron.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Was it Russia you were playing tonight?

Its been a much better game tonight than I thought it would be, good to see that Strachan seems to have been able to light a fire under some backsides. Definitely look a much better team than we were even a year ago.

 

[Lee]

Was Ferguson playing?

 

[Lee]

The mackem yank scored a hat trick tonight. I hope to god the forum doesn't become mackems.

 

[Барбоса]

Was it Russia you were playing tonight?

Its been a much better game tonight than I thought it would be, good to see that Strachan seems to have been able to light a fire under some backsides. Definitely look a much better team than we were even a year ago.

It was indeed. They were pretty rubbish. Don't think thye had a shot on target.

Was Ferguson playing?

He was.

 

[Lee]

Good lad. How did he play?

 

[Барбоса]

Did pretty well. Whole team was full of running.

 

[Tastycles]

Trafalgar Square was a fucking classic today. Easily 2000 pissed Scots jumping in the fountains, flying massive flags off the walls, pretending to bum the lions etc.

 

[future admin]

3-5-2

Begovic

Agger-Baines-Luiz (c)

Silva-Taarabt-Fellaini-Hazard-Ben Arfa

Kone-Sturridge

Bench:Mannone, Chamakh, Yanga-M'biwa, Diakité​

Luiz captain for the double game week, I'm quite confident of Chelsea clean sheets against Villa and Hull.

 

[Lee]

Your problem with Ben Arfa is his injury record is terrible. Yanga wait a game or two to see fi they're going with him/colo or colo/taylor.

 

[Blade]

3-5-2

Begovic

Agger-Baines-Luiz (c)

Silva-Taarabt-Fellaini-Hazard-Ben Arfa

Kone-Sturridge

Bench:Mannone, Chamakh, Yanga-M'biwa, Diakité​

Luiz captain for the double game week, I'm quite confident of Chelsea clean sheets against Villa and Hull.

Chamakh?

You're joking, right?

Edit: Also, I'm wonder if I should switch Baines out for a Chelsea defender. Especially now that Mourinho is back.