Domestic football - spam version

[Tastycles]

I'm not saying there's definitely not going to be a problem with all the French players at Newcastle, there's a shit load of them after all, but I do find some of the media grumbles about this a bit weird. The pundits keep saying things about how these foreigners aren't going to put up as much of a fight. That logic is completely flawed in two ways.

Firstly, it's football, not war, so the French don't give up automatically. Secondly, and this is a key point, if you've moved your family to a foreign country, and quite an out of the way part of it at that, you're not doing it so that you can play against Barnsley and Peterborough, you're doing it to compete in the Premier League. Playing in the Championship would be as hard if not a harder pill for a foreign player to suffer.

 

[Lee]

Championship did Enrique, Colo and Jonas the world of good but I think this will be a turn around.

Qui est votre Messie maintenant Villa?

 

[Lee]

Also frog on the Tyne.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Uh oh, it seems that Nile Ranger has allegedly done a Bramble. Not the 'get fat, slow and stupid' Bramble either.

 

[Lee]

She said no, shae said noooooooo but we got Sisokko!

 

[BK Styles]

Oh fucking hell, Villa. Seriously? Fuck it, I'm gonna start supporting Tamworth. My old RE teacher is the announcer there, good enough reason as any to support them.

On a serious note, I'd love to think this means Villa could focus on the league, but I've got a feeling I'm just kidding myself with that one.

 

[Lee]

Who have Villa got next?

 

[BK Styles]

Well, lets put it like this, if I don't get asked who's my savior after we lose (being realistic here), I'll be stunned.

 

[Lee]

I'll ask it in French.

 

[BK Styles]

Thanks. It may soften the blow. Or it would if you hadn't already put it yesterday.

 

[Барбоса]

Nouveau Chateau

 

[Lee]

Thanks. It may soften the blow. Or it would if you hadn't already put it yesterday.

True. Though I'm away from tomorrow until Thursday so I won't do anything. Until then.

 

[BK Styles]

That may help ease the inevitable pain. Bless you, Lee.

 

[Lee]

It's either going to be amazing or a flop, no middle ground.

 

[a0161613]

Moussa Sissoko is a quality signing, him and Cabaye should combine brilliantly. The rest I'm quite meh about.

Liverpool need to hurry up and sign Coutinho. Even if the squad is barren, he would improve it hugely.

 

[Lee]

Debuchy and Mbwia are good too and Gouffran I've never seen play but his stats are good.

 

[Miko]

Fucking hell, Barton's only been in French football six months and he's already chasing the locals out.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

Uh oh, it seems that Nile Ranger has allegedly done a Bramble. Not the 'get fat, slow and stupid' Bramble either.

I am sure I have heard in the past that Nile Ranger is a bit of a wanker, and is always in trouble and that Pardew was getting sick of him

He will probably get kicked out of NUFC if this is proven to be true. No big loss

 

[Lee]

Someone on ESPN wants UEFA to do an investigation in Newcastle's signings as the price 'is too low' for some players.

Two of the five we signed were out of contract at the end of the season plus we're one of the few clubs that pays up front. As such clubs selling will take a hit for the money upfront. No investigation needed.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Do they do investigations for massively inflated contracts too? They'd be shit on Bargain Hunt for sure.

 

[a0161613]

Someone on ESPN wants UEFA to do an investigation in Newcastle's signings as the price 'is too low' for some players.

Two of the five we signed were out of contract at the end of the season plus we're one of the few clubs that pays up front. As such clubs selling will take a hit for the money upfront. No investigation needed.

It's just good scouting and negotiating.

It will be interesting to see if a clique forms around the French speaking players. It happened under Rafa with all the Spanish lads but it never really to the detriment of the team, whereas the Spice Boys group of the mid-nineties was a massive waste of talent.

 

[Alastor]

Fucking hell, Barton's only been in French football six months and he's already chasing the locals out.

LoL I saw variations of this joke everywhere.

 

[Tastycles]

Nouveau Chateau

Châteauneuf-du-Papiss. That's a really good French pun, but it will go to waste.

 

[Барбоса]

Châteauneuf-du-Papiss. That's a really good French pun, but it will go to waste.

It's not lost on me.

The Babylonian Captivity and its promotion of the vineyards around Avignon and all that.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Jesus, what the fuck is Redknapp rabbiting on about? Fair enough, I've been to the pub all afternoon, but I could swear he's trying to cast a spell on me with all his jibbering.

Crazy 'arry.